>dishes have been sitting in the sink for three months
>they smell like death and vomit
>decide to clean them today
>rotting grease and god knows what isnt coming off
>fill sink with bleach and dish soap
>go outside to have a smoke
>puke and cry over how my life has come to this point
when did you realize you werent ready for this world?
Just recently, at the age of 21. Now I want to kill myself every day.
>mfw maggots infested the kitchen
>some got in the living room rug
>had to vacuum them out and pick each on individually up with gloves
it felt like a fucking video game
>puke and cry over how my life has come to this point
well fuck you asshole
I only ever wash when I run out, around the 2 month mark and I don't cry like a little bitch over it
>>29966365
i thought video games were supposed to be fun though
>>29966387
it's like puking, it doesn't feel "good" but it activates some reward effect in your brain because you know you're getting rid of something vile
>>29966348
>Find year old leftover sandwich in a Tupperware dish in closet
>Plastic has warped outwards with rot gases
>Intothetrashitgoes
>>29966348
sounds good. post a pic of ur room anon
>>29966348
that's not 3 months old baby, I'm a pasta expert
>>29966432
this wasnt mine. my fridge stays clean cause i need to eat, but the sink was awful. i dont have any pictures of it sadly because posting here was an afterthought.
>>29966431
n-no
>>29966348
That's some cool mold you got there. Should've add some flour mites to that and create your personal zoo
>>29966348
Heres a radical idea:
>FUCKING WASH THEM!
>>29966766
but that requires doing something other than sitting in a chair for 12 hours a day visiting the same 5 websites and masturbating
>>29966801
Kek
Originalkekness
>Leaving my window open all day everyday in my room because my pc makes my room hot af
>Walk in one day and a huge fucking spider has let himself in and is chilling on the wall beside my bed.
>Grab the vacuum and try to suck the fucker up
>Vacuum is blocked from the last time I did my yearly clean in my neet cave.
>Spider falls down the side of my bed due to lack of suction
>Spend next 30 mins looking for him and failing
>tfw when you can't fap at night because you know spider is watching you.
>>29966348
Knees weak arms are heavy spaghetti in the sink already
When I lived alone I'd leave dishes in the sink for so long that I'd have to damn near fumigate the house to get the smell out.
>moldy plates
>pans with skimmed-over raunchy water in them
>pasta with congealed jelly on it
'twas gross.
When I moved to a new place, I kept it very clean for a while. When my GF broke up with me, I fell back into my old ways. Entire kitchen was swiftly infested with roaches.
Went to war with them armed with a can of Bengal roach spray and a bandanna wrapped around my face. Took almost 2 hours but I killed every single roach in that kitchen.
To this day they've never come back although I don't let the dishes mold anymore.
>>29968116
>tfw no sense of smell
I never have to worry about things smelling, and if someone comes over and complains about the smell I have an excuse as to why I never got rid of it.
>>29968205
Can you still taste food?
>>29968637
Yes, I can taste food.
What's this meme all about? I still have taste buds, so I can still taste, I just can't smell stuff.
Can't you guys taste when you have blocked noses and stuff?
>>29968654
No, I can't. I can detect the basic flavors, but everything is too bland to bother with.
>>29968672
Strange...
Nah, I can still bite into a burger or a pizza and taste all of the ingredients and sauces and shit on my tongue. I've always wondered if my sense of taste is different from others, or if it's weaker or something, but I feel like if everyone else's taste was say 2x stronger than mine, nobody would be able to eat anything because everything would taste fucking strong as hell, so I'm pretty sure I taste just the same as everyone else.
>he thinks rotting pasta is bad.
how about trying to search for a missing Donkey just to find out that it died due to malnourisment and the hot sun and it's festering corpse is riddled with maggots and god knows what.
Didn't even bothered to clean the mess, just burnt the thing into a crisp with my fathers help, and the bones sadly were damaged.
>>29966348
>tfw no bf to clean for and see him smile knowing he won't be seeing maggots or his cumrags lying around growing mold
I've been cleaning all my life. Sure maybe I let it get a little dusty or throw clothes on the bed and socks on the floor but it doesn't last long.
I HATE cleaning too. Trust me. I just do it because I hate clutter and my OCD/autism kicks in
It starts with wiping down some dust from the window sill and soon I've cleaned my entire window.
>>29966348
tell me about your childhood.
>>29966348
also not surprised you weirdos are wallowing in filth lol
The first year of me living alone was essentially this. What a wonderful world, there is life everywhere!
>>29968205
so can you literally not comprehend what it is like to smell since you are unable to? I have always wanted to ask
>human decomposition is my fetish
>it's been so long since I got any action even the smell of garbage is enough to trigger me
>see this thread
>mfw
OP please post more pics
>>29966896
but spiderbro takes care of the smaller bugs, desu I can't fap if I don't have a spiderbro around because I know other bugs are watching me
>>29969804
Here you go senpai.
have fun or something just don't imagineSticking your tongue in that swarm of maggots and chewing that rotting flesh between your teeth while you gargle the hot gooey mess
>>29966348
just wash your dishes everytime you eat what the fuck is so hard about that you lazy fuck
i used to live with 3 guys who literally did the same thing it was hell
>>29970009
>but spiderbro takes care of the smaller bugs
>this is what spider cucks actually believe
maybe if your house is infested with flying insects or some shit, but if you don't live in a shithole all they do is make webs and slowly starve to death.
your house must be a disgusting mess to have convinced yourself of this lmao
>>29970868
pic highly fucking relatedyou're being lewd, anon
>Faggots not using paper plates and plastic cups
>>29966348
>not doing the dishes the moment you get to the sink
>not vaccuming once a week
>not taking a shower once a day
>not brushing and flossing twice a day
>not doing your laundry once a week
>not taking out your trash once a week
You filth deserve to be the losers that you are, wasting away your potential on /r9k/ all day and all night, and never becoming the difference in your own life to become a proper, hygenic, human being.
>>29971596
glad I can help, just stray away from the though ofyou thought this was a highly detailed lewd text did you? well think again I tricked you!spoiled turkey sandwich
Wait...
Fridgebro, is that you?
I thought you died after microwaving the sour cream
>>29966348
im so fucking glad i cleaned them before it got this bad, i also bagged the trash but have not throwed it yet
>>29966896
>being garbage late at ight as usual
>see relection of something move on red light proyected by mouse
>nononononon fuck this
>get out of bedroom
>close door
>tell mom i live with my grandma now
>fuck off
mom cleaned my room and found an australia size spider there, grabbed the vaccum and the fucker was so big his legs grabbed to the sides to survive
>>29972381
You dont understand how hard it is, norman.
>>>/pol/81169650 get in here.
>>29972381
>taking a shower once a day
you have to be fucking retarded if you think you need to shower every day
>>29973709
I just learned how to link posts through other boards. Neat.
Thanks anon.
>>29973381
lol no, fridgebro had to run from the law because his landlord found out what he did to the house
>mysterious white grease stain under fridge that has slowly increased in surface area over a period of 2 weeks
>Cat's litterbox is overflowing
>Pot of french cassoulet stew has been festering on the counter for probably a month
>Pot of chili in the fridge that I made in April
>Shepherd's pie in the fridge that I made in May
>Fridge taints anything i put into with putrid smell
>Feel repulsed even thinking about entering the kitchen, let alone eating
>Feel so disgusted that I eat roughly one meal a day and just power through the harsh hunger cramps while crying
>6'1, 140 pounds and i have probably lost even more weight
>feel like a fragile skeleton 24/7
Soon I'll purge the entire kitchen like I always do. What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>29974259
even in my shittiest moments I still take care of my cat
I will be a greasy disgusting slob but my cat always has a clean litterbox, fresh water, and food anon
Don't let your buddy suffer with you
>>29974259
Better read tho book anon.
>>29974431
You are absolutely right. I just cleaned his box. Thanks for the motivation.
>>29974447
Will check it out, friend.
>>29966387
Tell that to /v/.
>>29974447
>>29974652
Man that book was shit. But the moral is a good one: never fuck with Gypsies.
>>29966896
Spider are friends. They just make their web and chill, taking care of other more annoying bugs like gnats, mosquitos, fleas, moths and flies. The worst that can happen is if one drops down on you but, but as long as you're aware of where the web is, that won't happen.
anyone else like the opposite of this? like autistically obsessed with cleanliness?
I smashed the handle off my housemate's door with a dirty frying pan because he refused to clean it for a week and I wash everything as soon as I'm done with it.
>>29969546
Add me on snapchat desu!
>>29969804
You're pretty gross, anon.
>>29968672
Flavor is the combination of taste and smell
The no smell no taste meme comes from retards not realising it's just the smell that's missing, instead of both. Flavor is a weird thing, since it's a combo of 2 things that gets perceived as a whole different thing.
>>29973722
I bathe twice just to feel comfy
>washing my hands in the sink (the side that isn't backed up with filthy water and moldy oatmeal)
>hear a noise to the left, look over
>mouse pops up out of my toaster and runs across the counter in front of me and into a hole in the wall
>mfw this thread triggers my need to clean the house I live in
>the last incident where I did anything remotely thread-related was 7 years ago
Hearing all this makes me want to clean your houses, Jesus Christ.
>>29977270
Of course I forgot the pic. I always do.
>>29966348
bleach it. why do you fags never bleach it.
>fap slugs are breeding in the corner of my room underneath the bed again
>>29977413
Fap slugs?
>>29966348
Why don't you just wash your dishes when you're done with them?
