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2016-07-15 09:15:00 Post No. 29963987
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2016-07-15 09:15:00
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Guys I need advice I'm confused as fuck
>Be me, 22, completely straight male
>Traps are gay, dicks are gay, I don't like either
>Playing Runescape in the bathroom because no xp waste
>Huuuuuge shit about to explode out my ass (we had hotdogs and chili)
>It gets stuck
>No really, it was literally stuck
>Asshole puckered and basically locked shit into 'primed but malfunctioning' mode
>Can't get it out, don't know what to do
>Decide the best course of action is to try and wedge it out
>Lube up fingers with nearby body wash, prepare to insert
>ICantDoItCaptain.gif
>Can't get my fingers around it, asshole stretched to near tearing point
>New plan hatches
>I'll just grab the toilet plunger and try to suction the shit out, that'll work for sure!' I thought
>We have a mini plunder so I don't have to really squat too much
>PrepareForLiftoff.jpg
>Suction plunger to grundle, being the motions
>It's actually working but then
I got a boner.
>No, it wasn't rubbing against my prostate
>Reminded me of when siblings were little and we played poop wars with our parents
>Nostalgia boner I guess
>Continue plunging, almost out
>Turd literally filling the plunger ring now
>Finally all out
>Strong urge to fap suddenly
and here I am. I feel weird, like having something in my ass like that kind of turned me on but I think it was more of a nostalgia boner. What do you think, robots?
