Thats it guys.Im doing it.Im going to have sex with landwhale.Shes 19, fat and ugly but im so desperate right now.Im 20 kissless,hugless virgin and i really need sex.She will come over today.
Any tips?
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 get out of here normie scum
>REEEEEEE
im 100% serious guys HELP ME
>random pic
>>29963855
Fuck her doggystyle and avoid kissing. Landwhales are disgusting,and if you kiss them you will probably puke,as they are sweating machines. Trust with a fat always from behind
>>29963885
Thanks based anon
anything else i need to know?
Your small penis will never get past all of that fat to penetrate her vagina fully to satisfy her. This is why all you small dick virgins post your petite bony girls to jack off to, because you think they're easier to satisfy.
>>29963855
>i really need sex
You really don't, and you're really going to regret it when it doesn't do whatever the hell you think having sex is going to magically do for you.
>>29964115
>anything else i need to know?
You will probably cum in 10 seconds. She will probably be able to deepthroat if you are into that. But I would avoid eye contact. Keeping an erection with an ugly bitch can be hard,so dont fap before meeting her,and fuck her the least intimate way possible
>>29964152
just being able to say "I'm not a virgin" can help you a lot. no more laughter and weird looks when people figure out you've never fucked a girl. you don't have to lie when people ask you about sex. you don't have to die a virgin. plus he won't be completely clueless the next time he gets with a girl.
and what are the cons, again? "ohhh, it wasn't the special romantic perfect experience with my lifelong soulmate that every virgin should get their first time!" nobody has a good time their first time. might as well get it out of the way.
>>29964224
It would be far, far more shameful to have fucked some fat ugly landwhale than to be a virgin.
It doesn't have to be some perfect magical experience but this is about as awful a one as you can get.
>might as well get it out of the way.
You say that like the next time is necessarily going to be better.
Why are you being desperate? You are only 20.
>>29964250
Virginity is overrated and lame. When you are no longer a teen,is better to lose it to a person that you dont give a fuck about,than to a potential gf
>>29964250
you're wrong, for a male it is always more shameful to be a virgin than to have diddled some fatty. many women will not even consider having sex with you if you're a virgin. it bears a huge stigma. lots of people fuck fatties. they're just easy puss. there's nothing shameful about it.
you're nuts.
>>29963855
Post pic of this landwhale
>>29964254
I have high sex drive nowadays..i just need some vagina , you feel me bruh?
>>29964298
Nope sorry man
>>29964324
Vaginal sex with condom is pretty meh. Especially if you fap a lot.
>>29964324
Blur her face, we just wanna see what it is you're dealing with
>>29964324
How do you have a high sex drive when you're a virgin
you don't even know what you're missing
>>29964271
No, the concept of virginity is overrated and lame. It's better just not to give a fuck about it. It's not like some 10-second lay with someone you find repulsive is giving you valuable experience or something.
>>29964278
Here's a thought: just don't tell them. I've seen multiple anecdotes here on /r9k/ from people who were virgins and had sex for the first time and the women didn't even say anything.
>>29964324
Yeah, I feel you. And too have low standards but I am not ultra desperate. 20 y is pretty young.
>>29964387
I mean, had sex for the first time without telling the women they were virgins.
>>29964387
M8,past an age women expect to be fucked properly. And besides if you aren't disabled or extremelly ugly,being a virgin is the biggest red flag there is for a man
>>29964413
Yup, 10/10 would run away from a guy who was a virgin past the age of 19/20.
>>29964449
Unles it's some 16y old virgin, She wouldn't mind.
>>29963855
How fat are we talking here? Be prepared for bad smells in the cooch area and don't be surprised when you're hitting it doggy (like >>29963885 suggests) and it suddenly starts to smell like old, rancid shit.
>>29964413
Maybe for you i don't give a fuck.
>>29964449
Your trolling or your not worth the time of day.
You people are fucking sad and i pray you get fucked be bears. Humans are truly scum of the earth.
>>29964485
>Humans are truly scum of the earth.
>>29964485
It's a major red flag, screams "I was the creepy weird guy with no friends in high school" because sex really isn't difficult to stumble upon.
But I'm confused as to how you're all experts on fucking fat girls when most of you are announcing you're virgins in the same breath. OP just stick your dick in her, try not to cum in under 5 minutes or she will laugh at you. Use a lot of foreplay beforehand to get her wet otherwise it'll feel shit for both of you. If she's huge you need to work out a position that'll be easiest for you to penetrate without any rolls blocking your way. Don't use music or try "set the mood" like so many people think should happen during sex. Just kiss her, woo her, rub her clit (make sure she's wet whilst rubbing her clit - it'll hurt her otherwise) and don't be too quick in sticking your dick in her, otherwise it'll ruin the mood, and if you cum too fast you're going to fuck up your chances totally of getting laid by her again.
Good luck!
>>29964324
Have you no pride? Falling for your sex drive and doing it with a land whale is much more pathetc than just staying a KHV.
>>29964527
>foreplay
>With a fattie
Good luck not puking.
>>29964538
If he's this desperate to lose his virginity then he's got absolutely no room to be picky.
>>29964508
You might want to lose some weight. You look very unhealthy and miserable.
>It's a major red flag, screams "I was the creepy weird guy with no friends in high school" because sex really isn't difficult to stumble upon.
Your a major red flag for somebody i want would want nothing to do with. But here i'll give you one (you)
Your trash.
>>29964552
>If he's this desperate to lose his virginity then he's got absolutely no room to be picky.
It iss not about being picky. The smell is just too much,and the hygiene of fat women it is usually subpar. The combo of sweat + poorly cleaned pussy is lethal.
>>29964538
This.
I was accidentally involved once to listening to fatty talking when I was seating right next to her.
So I was kinda forced to look directly at her face from very close, it was very hard not to puke
DONT DO IT ANON!!!!
I was a 21 yo virgin and I thought the same thing. Worst mistake of my fucking life. It was so bad I'm ashamed to even show my friends a picture of who it was, even in a funny story sense. There was no magical sense of relief, no weight lifted, none of that. All I felt was the extreme shame and disgust of fucking a gross fatty who smelled like a mixture of ass sweat, hamburger and a dish sponge. I used to think nothing was worse than being a 21 year old virgin. Boy was I wrong. To make things worse, I had oppirtunities with far more attractive women before and I fucking blew all of them. If I could take it all back I would. Don't fuck the hambeast anon, just don't. You'll never be able to go back from this. I wouldn't wish this feeling on anyone.
I tried fucking an overweight girl a few times but I could never stay hard
However, at that time in my life I was also an obese alcoholic who fapped at least 3 times per day, so ymmv
OP here.
Holy shit im having second thoughts about this.
:/
>>29964663
If you are desperate,whores>>>>>fatties.
>>29963855
You probably won't be able to get hard and she will laugh at you
Calling it now
>>29964663
Good, don't do it. Seriously. I wish I had time to post about it before I made the mistake, and have fellow robots tell me not to go through with it. Think of it like this: if she's not worth showing to your friends/people who would give a shit about you losing your virginity, you won't be proud of it at all. Also, wipe the top of your ass crack with your finger after a day out and smell it. That's what fat bitch pussy smells like.
>>29964250
>It would be far, far more shameful to have fucked some fat ugly landwhale than to be a virgin.
absolutely wrong
>>29964663
Believe it or not it's entirely possible to feel like total shit after having sex, ESPECIALLY if you don't have feelings for/are not attracted to them
>>29963855
You do realise that fucking her is the reason you can't get a girl in your own league right?
Men lowering their standards plays a big part in what women now feel that they're entitled to.
I would suggest jacking off and then to reconsider if you still feel like it's a good idea.
Anyway, here's some actual advice so you can prepare
>You might have trouble putting your dick in due to all the flab
>She's still gonna judge your performance
>She will tell her friends about it
>>29964152
Some men are wired to be EXTREMELY thristy.
>>29964250
So much this.
>>29964224
con
she's a fucking landwhale
I'd rathe rfuck a hot escort than lower myself to fat chicks mate
