>it's a boogie lies and pretends he's healthy enough to leave the house and play pokemon go episode
>watching boogie
Can't believe this fat fuck hasn't died of a massive cardiac arrest yet. Wow
>>29963465
His channel is like reality tv to me. Even though it's a huge waste of time and nothing interesting ever happens, the hook of him having a heart attack or getting divorce raped is enough to keep me watching.
>>29963498
yes pretty fucking amazing
he takes like 10 different pills however
>>29963498
I can't imagine he's very much left. He's gotta be around 40 now. It's only a matter of time until he suffers from a heart attack or some other cardiac disease.
>>29963534
http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Boogie2988
he's 41, max of ten years left
>>29963620
Not even.
5 years is my guess.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-44ZT5lE0
EIGHT YEARS
EIGHT YEARS OF FUCKING EXCUSES
I know he exists, but I don't follow his channel. Can a fan here fill me in on why he refuses to lose weight? Can't be just to retain the image.
>>29963679
>refuses to lose weight
Because it is really hard to stop doing something you are addicted to.
Do you really need to have that explained to you?
>>29963696
>millions of examples of weight loss
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's too hard
Go to bed, boogie.
>>29963669
>he actualy got fatter
>>29963679
>Can a fan here fill me in on why he refuses to lose weight?
Too much YT $$$$. At least if he was depressed he could just stay in bed and refuse to do anything like r9k does.
you knows now he has a semi-hot wife that seems to be a fatty chaser, right?
she probably stops him from losing weight
>>29963696
Sort of, but he's been fat too long. I was able to give up smoking. I was able to give up 10hr/day 4chan. What's wrong with this dude?
>>29963461
Boogie as in "artist" or as in "random e-celeb"?
>>29963719
>millions of examples of weight loss
The long-term success rate for people who lose weight is extraordinarily poor. It is very hard to do.
I am not "defending" this fat pig, I am just mocking any moron who tries to pretend not to understand the way human nature and reality work in order to feel superior on the internet.
>>29963461
This fucker has no excuse
Of course I get that he got trauma in his childhood but come the fuck on now he has friends, money, a wife, a easy job.
Why doesn't he hire a personal trainer ?
He has literally the easiest job on earth and he can't be bothered to be healthy ?
If he can't do it for himself can he at least do it for his wife, doesn't he get ashamed of forcing her to have sex with a behemoth ?
>>29963766
>thinking they have sex
Oh anon, she's playing the long game for his house and life insurance.
>>29963744
theres no fucking point in him losing weight now anyways
his body has been permanently damaged, and the few years he would gain by losing weight now would probably be lost again by the thousand operations he will have to endure to fix his skin
>>29963791
That black guy looks gay af, not gonna lie.
>>29963802
So he's just gonna retain his water balloon level of turgidity until his fusion core dries up. I see. That must eat him up at night.
>>29963802
this.
even 40 yr old guys that are slightly overweight barely able to lose weight anymore
maybe in his 20 he was able to lose 300 pounds but his body probably can't take it nowdays
>>29963766
he actually have a trainer and lost 60 pounds before the youtube con
but i doubt this weight loss is sustainable to someone that have unlimited access to food
p-please be nice to each other /r9k/. there is too much hate in the world, so please treat everyone with kindness.
>>29963863
when was that?
has he regained it all?
>>29963884
at vidcon.
but i don't know if 60 pounds is visible on boogie
>>29963791
>>29963804
yeah, that nigga is the last person i would expect to fuck my wife
>>29963669
jesus, he has literally gotten fatter ffs
>>29963461
He needs to stop making these kind of videos, if he's not going to lose the fucking weight.
Whats up ladies and gentlemen of youtube and today I will tell you how I am a cuck
why do people watch these faggots? i never understood it. who the fuck cares?
>>29963461
>wedding ring
wait, what the fuck
>>29965904
Normies, underaged, and people being "le ironic" watch eceleb shit
>>29963461
This idiot doesn't even have to become slim, he just has to become less fat.
>>29965912
You didn't know?
>>29965998
You know she's only in it for that sweet jewtube money.
>>29965998
Man it must be great to have those youtube shekels.
This guy is so full of shit
>makes a video eating something disgusting
>I don't eat like this everyday
Guys been trying to lose weight for eight years. You don't remain that weight unless you're eating like literal shit every day. I hope this fat fuck dies so the enabling "fans" feel like shit
>>29966704
>Trying to lose weight for 8 years
Fuck em. I've been struggling with my weight for 2 decades. Fuck him and his money
post yfw he dies of cardiac arrest and she inherits the house and moved in with tyrone
>>29966681
She was with him before he made YouTube bux. Nice try.
>>29965966
People watch him because he is a big fat cunt that pretends to take the middle group and be everyone's virtual friend. If he lost 100Kg, no one would take him seriously any more.
Well, maybe not seriously as I don't think anyone really does now, but it would be like giving the bearded lady laser therapy to remove her beard. Kind of kills the reason people are coming to see her in the first place.
>>29967043
Doesn't she deserve it? No way this guy can even wipe his fat ass and she has to sleep next to this mammoth.
She's lucky his dick doesn't work, but he says he eats her out which is I guess the equivalent of the off screen tongue rape of Princess Leia at the hands of Jabba
>>29967043
I wonder what his funeral will be like. Probably is corpse will be so heavy it sinks all the way to china.
>>29967078
Why are you making things up? They got married not that long ago, and she was a fan of his YouTube channel which is how they met
I hate this cunt and his fake personality.
>look at me i'm so nice and have a heart of gold
He's just a beta with too much oestrogen.
>>29967110
I read somewhere that they met on youtube and spent a few years back and forth over the net before hooking up IRL, all prior to the guy becoming "big".
>>29967139
Despite this he can get a gf and you can't
>>29963669
>8 year diet
>gains 50lbs
Fucking wew, even a 100 cal deficit per day would have had him at a normal size by now.
>>29967078
>>29966695
Since YouTube money is like making 1 dollar in your allowance, how much does Boogie actually make
He seems to be pretty nice guy, sad to see him being so fat tho. Hopefully he get it going some day.
>>29967260
>cucking him
>going to take his money when he dies
I'm completely happy with not being in his situation.
>>29967238
>>29967260
If you want 3DPD, you're on the wrong site.
Fuck off normalfag.
>>29967371
I have no sympathy for him. He made multiple videos over the years addressing his weight, and how he needs to do something. Only to end up doing absolutely nothing. If he hasn't done anything about his weight by now, chances are he never will.
>>29967412
>Cucking him
That black guy is gay
>>29967436
I don't want it, I'm just saying.
Liking 3DPD does not make you a normalfags, most people here aren't and want gfs.
The fat fuck makes videos about how he's a fat fuck alongside videos of eating mayonnaise straight from the jar and drinking entire 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew in one sitting. I have no sympathy whatsoever for him.
>>29967228
>I read somewhere
thanks for that exemplary source
>>29967228
Bullshit. He's 41 and she's not even 30 yet. They just married a few years back. I'm sure that like the rest of us, she's surprised he hasn't had a heart attack yet buy she's playing the long con anyway, she'll wait.
lets just call this no prenup
>>29968899
lets just call this raped in divorce court
>>29969063
lets just call this life insurance policy
>>29968899
she's definitely a feeder
>>29970565
Trying to feed him to a quick death.
>>29963719
>>millions of examples of weight loss
Actually, statistics say that it's literally impossible to do long term.
>>29963644
I'm willing to bet he's gonna die within the week
>dubs dictates it
>>29970856
No. It's hard, not 'literally impossible'. Around 10% of obese men return to a normal weight.
