Lost my virginity
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>21st birthday
>Friends try to set me up with a girl to get me laid
>No dude, she'll take ANYONE
>Figure ok, whatever, I'll get it done so I can say I'm not a virgin
>Meetup
>Landwhale
>Jesus christ
>Too much of a pussy to just go home, force myself to go through with it
>After some chatting, get into the most awkward foreplay of my life
>She has shark teeth
>Massive woman
>After an immense amount of booze, the chest starts to do work on me
>Still have to practically force myself to stay erect, think about literally every other woman in my life
>Can't even keep it up with vaginal just have to do other gross things
>Eventually climax but it feels shitty
>Leave, filled with regret and feel gross afterwards
I feel fucking awful and now she wants a relationship too, I guess we both fucked up. Take it from me robots, just hold onto your mana, its not worth it. I just feel uncomfortable and still feel like a loser.
>>29962448
i don't give a fuck
i'm not even reading this thread
in fact, i hate you op
but you wasted time writing all that shit
i don't want a thread like that to die
bump
and bye
we'll never talk again
>>29962700
HAHAHAHAHA this guys an edgelord, Op if your lying or not, at least you got laid. Gj on that. Im scared of girls
>>29962700
>i don't give a fuck
>i'm not even reading this thread
>in fact, i hate you op
>but you wasted time writing all that shit
>i don't want a thread like that to die
>bump
>and bye
>....................we'll never talk again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_d8DlZ-Jo
>>29962448
Congratulations OP! Now you have a story to tellor lie aboutthat is almost as embarrassing as being an actual virgin. Now get out normie :>)
>>29963292
>Now you have a story to tell or lie about that is almost as embarrassing as being an actual virgin
you get stuff like that every know and then, my first girlfriend pressured me to finger her while she was on her period while we were both drunk
Good job son
You are the man now
By 23old virgin
OP gave up his wizard powers for some fat 2/10 poon, let this be a reminder to all you virgbros looking for a quick fuck. It's not worth it.
What was keeping you from getting a 5-6 cutie instead of a 2/10 beast?
