>t-thanks for taking me to Taco Bell a-anon
shut up you bitch
>tfw u grew up with a smooth brown weiner just like this
>tfw im spooning with a cozy old brown shorthair dachschund as i type this
>>29962399
"I'm gonna tell my brother to kick your ass anon"
>>29962417
>grew up with a smooth brown weiner
l-lewd
dogs can't talk. you dumb dog
>>29962361
BITCH THAT WAS FOR ME. BOTH OF THEM ARE. WHO ARE YOU. YOU STRAY. GET OUT. VANISH FROM MY SIGHT YOU UNDESIRABLE SWINE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29962361
No problem pupper :)
>>29962399
>>29962491
>>29963101
>not taking care of your little sister
you guys are fucking losers
>>29962361
Look at the little weenie pup XDDDD
I gave my dig dug a few strawberries today, he seemed to like them a lot. :)
>>29962361
>gives head scratches
Youre welcome sweetheart, don't eat too fast. We're going to the dog park next, sounds fun huh girl?
Then the acid wears off and j realize I'm sitting in my car on the side of the road with the a/c off and j realize I've been talking to my seat and that life is meaningless
You are welcome, Dog-kun! ^-^ *pats head* You're such a sweet dog, you make my heart race! You get an extra special treat if you eat it up! *strokes dog's private parts* Remember, no one else can touch your naughty parts. Those are for me to suck.
>>29962361
No problem Pepsi pup.
>>29962361
The dog isn't actually biting or drinking the top of the straw. It just looks like that because of the angle. His head is actually way above the straw.
>>29965501
didn't your mother teach you not to lie?
>Oh, you have a boyfriend now? That's cute. Your asses belong to me, faggot. Wan wan, motherfucker. Yeah, go to the cops! Who'd believe a degenerate like you?
>>29962361
stay hydrated doggo
>>29966905
>tfw a feral doggo will never mark his territory by pissing directly into your ass
>>29962361
no problem puppers
Wow what pretty dark eyes you have. Almost makes me want to kiss you haha lol jk
