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When I woke up I thought it was Tuesday edition
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OHAYOU /BRITFEEL/

LET'S DO OUR BEST AND FINISH THE WEEK ON A HIGH NOTE OKAY?
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#PrayForNice
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Feel bad for the frogs desu lads.
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did poleaboo write this?
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3 posts in and the cancer has already started s m h
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>>29961759
Hi, everyone. America visiting.
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>>29962308
>Hi, everyone. America visiting.

you know where the door is, use it
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Post waifus yeah?

Yeah.
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>>29962670
>tfw no tantrum-throwing pettanko gf
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>guy down the road from me chased off some random cat from his garden for no reason
>he was chucking rocks at it and everything
>fast forward a week
>cats from miles round come and specifically shit in his garden or sunbathe on his shed

It's like they fucking know lads. It's like they actually fucking know.
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>>29963281
FUCK OFF PEDO JUST FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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When is poleaboo gonna hack nigii for all the shit he said?
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>>29963413
Does anyone here also have a gang of foxes that lurk around their garden at night?

The noises they make are scary. But the little fox cubs can be pretty cute when they play in the garden.
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>>29963539
>Does anyone here also have a gang of foxes that lurk around their garden at night?
Yeah. They are annoying, mangey fucking things, hate them. Plus my dog thinks their shit is some kind of perfume and loves to roll in it. Nothing smells quiet as rank as fox shit.
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Wish I was back in school 2bh. Adult life is shit
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>mummygf coming down from london today to give me kisses and cuddles before I go on holiday for a week
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>>29962670
Going to the JC soon, I think I am paranoid of getting sanctioned as a result of all the stories I have read here~
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>just ate those ready made bbq drumsticks from tesco
>ate it cold

damn, didn't know cold chicken actually tastes good (with really hot veggies off the oven).

imma try buying some piri piri drumsticks then just dumping em in the fridge for a day before eating them.
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is there any way to filter the word 'waifu' so any post with it in is filtered?
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>>29963797
I'm going to put you in your place you autistic little bellend

I'll sanction you so fast your feet won't even touch the ground
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>>29963797
Everyone was talking about you yesterday.
Hows it feel knowing everyone cares about you?
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>>29963797
Weird how are waifus are from the same show.
Why would you pick her over Morg though?
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>>29964174
yes. use the filter in the settings
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>>29963500
Still not a pedo m8
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Anyone here done a degree at the open university? Thinking about it (after dropping out of proper uni a couple of times). Is it seen as less valuable than a normal degree?
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>>29964339
You are -without a doubt- a pedophile.
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>>29964377
I'd like to see some evidence for that please
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I'll have to admit I was feeling a little regret for voting leave. But now I'm feeling more confident than ever before.

These happenings just make Brexit seem exponentially better and better.
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might have a wank

recently I've become more degen and started shoving things up my arse

want to buy a dedicated toy for it but I'm worried my mum/sister will find it (not that they ever go in my room but still)

I had a fleshlight type thing a while ago, can't remember what it was called that I threw out after a while because I got bored with it and I'm worried the same will happen

hmmm
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>>29962240
Poleaboo enjoyed reading this, thanks for sharing
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I hate old people. Why do they go out when they can hardly walk?
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>>29964624
Why do you say such a thing. Are you a narcissistic millennial that everyone hates?

You'll be old one day, would you want to be cooped up and wait to die? They have lived experiences too.

For some reason your comment supremely rustled my cunt.
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>>29964687
I wouldn't go out if I knew I was inconveniencing literally everyone around me by being so slow and unable to open doors by myself.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468556457549.webm
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>>29964576
>These happenings just make Brexit seem exponentially better and better.
Only a matter of time before it happens to you guys in the UK too. You're acting like you don't already have an absolute shit ton of Muslims in your country already.

But then maybe that is the reason, you're already slaves to the Muslim, pander to your Muslims more, let them wear their Burkas and have their Shariah Courts.
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>>29964823
>to you guys in the UK

fuck off johnny foreigner
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>>29962670
>Tfw no waifu
How do I into weebshit, lad?
Only stuff I've seen are the first two Evangelion rebuild movies, Watamote and Space Dandy
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>>29964823
Islam had nothing to do with the attack

>>29964576
Being in the EU had nothing to do with the attack
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>>29964823

Only London m8.
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>>29964823
UK =/= London. My country is 98% white. Far more slavs than Muslims.
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>no terror attacks in Germany despite large Muslim population
>no terror attacks in Sweden despite large Muslim population
>no terror attacks in Netherlands despite large Muslim population
>no terror attacks in UK despite large Muslim population (in the last decade)

hmmmm
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>>29964904
>Islam had nothing to do with the attack
>Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel
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>>29964999
>Muslim commits crime
>Islam is to blame
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>>29965008
>Muslim commits crime in order to further the goals of Islam
>Islam isn't to blame
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>>29965061
>I warp events around my narrow and bigoted world view
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>>29965008
>Muslim commits crime
>Islam is to blame
Fucking right, all are followers of a dangerous Ideology. It needs to be stripped of it's protections as a religion and be seen as the dangerous cult that it is.
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>>29965081
>Fucking right, all are followers of a dangerous Ideology. It needs to be stripped of it's protections as a religion and be seen as the dangerous cult that it is.
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>>29965090
That your go to response when you have no valid argument? stupid Paki, why don't you go to your local Mosque wearing your sisters clothes and tell the imam you like to to take it up the arse, see how your "religion of peace" likes that one.
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>>29965120
>stupid Paki, why don't you go to your local Mosque wearing your sisters clothes and tell the imam you like to to take it up the arse, see how your "religion of peace" likes that one.
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>>29962240
Poleaboo masturbated to this
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>>29963797
>JC
What is that?

>>29964451
you said you wanted her as your gf
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>>29965172
>what is the JC
You aint a real brit if you don't know what that is m80 boy
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Morning nerds, well, my morning
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>>29965079
>the truth is warping events

fuck off pakipoo, you're wrong
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>get up
>see that cat has done a shit on the floor
>go back to bed
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Thanks a bunch, Brexiteers.
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>>29965214
eat it bitch
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>>29965179
you don't know either
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>>29965294
that's the oldest trick in the book you bender
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>>29965320
You're a bender though
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>>29965333
how?

Nice trips tho lad
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>>29961759
That must have been nice to realise it's actually friday
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Why didn't we let the USSR destroy radical Islam when they had the chance?
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>>29965360
You've got nice trips
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>>29965376
Because radical Islam is just an arm of US imperialism. Every development towards Wahhabism in the Middle East has been encouraged by the US
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>>29965376
>Why didn't we let the USSR destroy radical Islam
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>>29965399
DAESH sympathiser reported
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Poleaboo did you and nigii fall out?
And did you see what he wrote about you?
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>>29965399
>unironic daesh sympathizer
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>>29965414
Pretty sure all the posts where nigii seems to be antagonistic towards me are done by imposters
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>>29963539
Ye i hear them banging around fallowfield fairly often. They make the weirdest noises and look well mangy generally.
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>>29965444
No on his blog, not on about the ones on 4chan
I think you should dox him
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>>29965469
it's been deleted
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/

the tumblr wasn't his
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>>29963703
At the time I longed to be an adult so it's 20/20 for me.
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>>29965480
He has had a new wordpress for ages, can't remember it though

also is this really you
>>29965131
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This is a pretty shit thread desu
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Amir I wasn't racist before I started reading your posts. Now I think that pakis are filth, you and this guy who killed people are cut from the same cloth. You are both scum, and all you have in common is your religion.

You filthy paki bastard.
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>>29965508
Yeah, I fantasised about being the girl

>>29965519
You know what you and I have in common?
>We're both British
>We both post on /britfeel/
>We're both friendless HHKVs
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One man has left his job to go on his own Pokemon Go adventure
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>>29965547
You're fucked mate, no wonder even nigii and tilde hate you now.

Also thought you couldn't masturbate?
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>>29965547
>Friendless HHKVs

Haha hardly mate. I live with my girlfriend.
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>>29965565
Not quite there yet, it is difficult

Don't normally even feel like masturbating but I started taking my anti-androgens in the afternoon instead of night so that might be it

The amount of ejaculate has dramatically reduced though
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>>29965579
Have you told her that you "hate pakis" now? What would she think?
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>>29965591
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit paki. Muslim scum. I wish I knew where you lived, I'd knock you to the ground and stamp on your head until your skull caves in. You fucking subhuman trash. You're not a human being you paki filth.
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>>29965591
Grim

Found it, it was still in my history
https://hatenj.wordpress.com/
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>>29965620
She obviously knows and despises pakis too. I've shown her Amir's posts.
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What does poleaboo have in common with an american tourist stood in the river nile?

There both fatties in de nile.


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH
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>>29965677
Poleaboo has put on few pounds after Ramadan but overall he's still down and committed to this diet

Immediate goal is getting back under 160
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>>29965638
Nothing about Poleaboo there
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Fucking piece of paki shit, fuck off paki we don't want you here.
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fucking hate pakipoo, little paki runt

would love to stomp his teeth down his fat neck
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Poleaboo just weighed himself

159.75 lbs

Feel great

Not going to use this as an excuse to eat more
It shows me that my dieting is working

Gotta push hard to get to 150
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>>29965896
why bother? you'll still have poo skin
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>>29965751
Huh? there was yesterday
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>>29965896
It's so funny you think that you are going back to uni.

I wonder when the reality that you ruined your life will hit you. After the trial?
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How can Poleaboo come here and expect not to get hate, after what his people did in France?

Just fuck off for a few days Amir, no one here is going to be nice to you until we've gotten over what you lot did.
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>People like that dont deserve the life they have been given. Wouldnt of had a chance if he had been born in my position.

This was previously titled poleaboo. Was a lot more as well pakipoo
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>>29965942
There is no "we", "us" or "them"

>>29965923
I think they'll be more inclined to allow me to return if I attend the hearing in girl mode

>>29965955
Give me a summary
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>>29965968
Amir he's right. I like you as a person but what muslims keep doing is fucked up. It's just happening too often. And there is a "we", "us" and "them". You're a muslim. You're one of them. It may be nothing to do with you personally, but that doesn't mean you should show your face around here without being ashamed of what your group has done.

Just fuck off for a few days until the dust has settled. You'll just get abuse here, people are angry about what you muslims have done.
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>>29966000
>>29965629
>>29965942
embarrassing tbqhwu lads
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>>29965968
>Give me a summary

Ask him yourself you lazy paki
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>>29965751
http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/

Stuff about you here. Might send it to your polish friend

>>29964904
>>29965008
>>29965079
>>29965090
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>>29965399
>>29965968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9bEkGd1AVo
>CAPTCHA - Select all pictures of comercial trucks

>tfw no fit pakigf
>pic related
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>>29964904
>muslims being free to live in the EU had nothing to do with the attack

errr retard
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>>29966082
You're not even making any sense, you racist idiot
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>>29965008
>Muslim follows Islam's teachings
>hundreds die
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>>29965008
>Muslim commits crime because he follows the teachings of Islam to jihad
>Somehow not responsible
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>>29966127
>Muslim commits crime because he follows the teachings of Islam to jihad
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>>29966142

Why did you ignore my post? >>29966055

I got dubs and everything
>http://pakisissy.tumblr.com/
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>>29966142
84 people died and your fedora meme posting shows that you don't respect them at all, and you don't give a shit.

Not surprising coming from a Muslim.
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>>29966165
I do care

I'm upset it happened somewhere nice like France, instead of somewhere more deserving like...well, I don't want to give the game away

>>29966157
I don't respond to threats
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>>29966142
Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message "I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instil terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them."

Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not
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>>29964904

It was an Islamic terrorist from Tunisian you fucking moron
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>>29966180
>I do care. i'm upset

That's hard to believe since the murderer was following instructions from the Qu'ran, a book that you also follow.
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>>29966197
What does that have to do with the EU you fucking moron?

He had been living in France for years and only recently became radicalised
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>>29966203
No, he was following instructions from ISIS
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>>29966180
>I don't respond to threats
We don't negotiate with terrorists, which is what you are.
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>>29966205

Anon said Islam was unrelated to the attack

But now that you mention it the EU does have very lax immigration laws and I'm glad we left
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>>29966210
What book do ISIS carry on them at all times and what religion are they fucking named after retard

Abu Dharr reported: I said: Messenger of Allah, which of the deeds is the best? He (the Holy Prophet) replied: Belief in Allah and Jihad in His cause

He (the Messenger of Allah) did that and said: There is another act which elevates the position of a man in Paradise to a grade one hundred (higher), and the elevation between one grade and the other is equal to the height of the heaven from the earth. He (Abu Sa'id) said: What is that act? He replied: Jihad in the way of Allah! Jihad in the way of Allah!

I will fight them until they are like us." Ali's reply to Muhammad, after receiving clarification that the pretext for attack Khaibar was to convert the people
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>>29966210
ISIS...who got their ideas from your favourite book.

It's all about that book Amir. It all goes back to that book, and Muhammad. You follow the book and you follow Muhammad.

You want to tell me you give a shit about the deaths of those people, then you go and follow the same path as the guy who killed them? Please.
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What you guys did to nigii was horrible
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>>29966254
what did the britbots do to nigii?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNvoImGJBnQ
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>>29966267

nothing we're great
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>>29966227
EU doesn't really have much to do with non-EU immigration you fuckign retard
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>>29966299
Except for the 2 million 'refugees' they let in without screening
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>>29966299

no, but now we can implement our own border controls
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will james may let all those syrians in cameron promised to take in?
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>>29966267
They exposed his old blog.
It's a riot.
http://betafeels.tumblr.com/
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>>29966267
They just bully him none stop and mention his family.

>>29966353
kek thats bad, no way its nigiis though
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"If they believe in Sharia, they should be deported" - Newt Gingrich on test for US Muslims http://bbc.in/29BDp74

why arnt we like that?
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so when do we block up the channel tunnel
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>>29966544
That was posted ages ago mate, no one's really bothered
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I'm having chilli and nachos for tea later what are you lads having?
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>>29966446
because we have no balls mate, literally
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Someone should get a paid of talking birds
and teach them to say
''to me''
''to you''

that would be great.
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>>29966648
Forgot to leave the chicken out last night so I'm out of options. Might just get a takeaway, feeling like a Chinese
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>>29966655
Figuratively, surely
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>>29966707
don't do it takeaways are the worst
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>>29966446

Because they'll all just say "no, of course not! I believe in this country's own law above all!"

Then we will have paid millions to get them all somewhere to ask them all and the ones that do will have lied and we can't know either way.

In conclusion, it's because we're not as stupid as that yet. Sure you can deport the few that go around shouting about Sharia, but then what? It will just make the rest of the muslims in the community feel hated and unsafe and unwanted and therefore more likely to be tempted by the extremists who will say "See what they're like to you? We love you though"
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Bloke who made my subway was quite nice.

Cheers Mike.
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>>29966970
What's your go to subwayTM sandwich?
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The only option is a holocaust of all arabs, pakis, malaysians and Indonesians.

It would be humanity's biggest undertaking but we need to do it to survive.
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>>29965008
>This happens every other month
>People still find a way to rationalise it

Anything to appear nice eh? Wouldn't want to offend anyone.
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>>29966989
Italian BMT lad.
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Oi does any robot in Manchester want to buy an unopened MSI Z170-A motherboard.
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>>29961759
>implying you #woke
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>>29967152
I'm a chicken teriyaki on flatbread man
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>>29967279
>flatbread

Subway wanker detected
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>>29967279
>flatbread

Fucks sake lad, not really though?
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is there any way i can look at someones facebook pics with signing up
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>>29967443
Yeah link me their profile and I will post their photos.
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>priti patel will never keep you in her dungeon
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>>29967308
>>29967359
you get more flavour from the chicken through, on regular bread it's to bland
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poleaboo, if you are as man as you say you are name a time and place in Manchester and i'll meet you
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So I had the weirdest dream the other day.

I have a massive crush on someone, I have not been able to move on for 6-7 years now. Recent events rekindled my feelings for her.

Two nights ago I had a dream that Poleaboo is fucking her under the sheets and I am watching them. They were into some BDSM (they switched roles which means they did it twice) and I was just around and watching. Every once in a while Poleaboo came up and looked and grinned at me, then went back to business. It was a first-person narrative dream but it felt like I was actually okay with it.

I didn't sleep last night, I was afraid desu.

On the bright side watching Amir fucking her kind of is helping me to move on.
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>>29967793

Was Poleaboo dressed like a woman?
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>>29967811
No. His gut was pretty big along with hench shoulders.
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>>29967737
He doesn't pretend to be a man.
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Poleaboo thoughts on Tildes. 4 sentences minimum.
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>>29962670

Posting a character with mai waifu's VA.

Man has she done some minor characters in some crummy shows
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>>29967199
Yeah where are you?

Price is irrelevant coz I'm just gonna smash you in the mouth wimme dusters and take the board anyway

Time and place?
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>>29967793
>Cucked by Poleaboo in your dreams

Surely this can't be true? What does it say about the state of your subconscious?
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>>29967973
>believing anything posted on 4chan, ever

Why
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>Being dragged to classical music concert by my girlfriend tonight
>Would far rather just stay at home and chill out, spend some time on my own.

Having a girlfriend is good but a lot of the magic goes when you live together lads. Less fun and more hassle and obligations.
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>>29968004
I'll go with her instead as long as i can fuck her in the arse after
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>>29968002
I need a shit
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>>29968049
You are a rancid swine
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>tfw can't stop wanking
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>>29968093
Prison awaits you my friend
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>>29968083
chill lad I was obviously lying
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how to get my youtube video more views?
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>>29968122
Share them with us init
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>>29968122

Link it on here senpai, I'll watch it.
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>>29968122
B O T N E T
O
T
N
E
T
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>>29968122
post it on plebbit
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>>29968122

Make one that's actually good.
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>>29968181
nah
>>29968188
you seen mr robot?

>>29968208
its mediocre and a tad gay

>>29968134
>>29968129
You seen mr robot?
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>>29968004
take headphones listen to podcast or something
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>>29968282
Have you seen mr robot?
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>>29968302
Yes I have, have you?
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I bought a nose hair clipper today.
its like the ultimate sign of getting old.
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>>29968323
I just pull mine out you pussy
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>>29968335
I do normally, and quite enjoy it. but its a never ending battle. gotta catch em all
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>>29962670
>tfw trap waifu and I'm afraid if I post it you'll all call me a faggot
You won't call me a faggot right?
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How do you go into a pub alone and start talking to people? Especially a group of people.

It just seems like if you randomly start talking to people you'll freak them out, even if they've got something that gives you an excuse (say, a t-shirt for a band you like or something.)
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What is tonights movie?
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I have just thrown up and now my mouth and stomach hurt~
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>>29968384
I won't no.

>>29968499
Same, I just wanted to throw up once a but ended up throwing up non stop until I collapsed on the floor. Are you gonna start blogging again?
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>>29962240
I remember reading this in 2011 (not in the original thead) and thinking it was a true story.
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>>29968499
maybe you should stop then
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>>29968499

Tilde you fucking muppet
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Gonna win the Euromillions tonight lads, I have a feeling
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>>29968384
Traps make good waifus senpai.
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Stop giving tilde attention he's to fucking busy for it. He can't ever reply to people or ask how they are.
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>>29968632
they make the best waifus desu
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>>29968653
This is actually true. I used to ask Tilde how he was every time he popped into the thread, got ignored every time. I hope he throws up again and his tummy hurts even more
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>>29968532
>Are you gonna start blogging again?

Potentially. NEET life is pretty uneventful so if I start wageslaving I will consider it~
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>>29968601
not if I win it lad
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>tfw my savings have dried up so i'll need to get an actual job in four months or so
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>>29968717
I've just started again myself, its incredibly boring but I just like to get stuff out my head. Are you a normie now tilde? Your never post anymore, you should.

Also please stop ignoring people tilde, I wish they was as nice to me as they was to you.
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>>29962670
Whoops, been in the thread from the morning but forgot to post my waifu.

What's the best thing I can get at Nando's? I got a 1/2 chicken with chips and rice last time but I don't wanna pay 10 quid again
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>>29968765
>Are you a normie now tilde?
No, I am not. I do not think that will ever happen desu.

Blogging is a nice way to vent, I agree senpai~
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Is paul daniels dead?
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>>29968885
Hows the diet going mate?
You seriously still trying to lose?
Surely you must be skinny be now?
I suppose I know how you feel, I'm at 11% bf currently and feel awful. I throw myself up a lot, I'm desperate to get to 4-6%

Also show >>29968689 some love please. I saw him check up on you loads he seems nice.
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>>29968499
I thought you were getting help.
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>>29968964
What percentage is a healthy body fat?
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Church of England makes churches Pokestops to attract #PokemonGoUK players
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>>29968964
My body fat is around 7%~

>>29968689
sorry anon, I appreciate your concern for me. A kit of the time I just posted and then left the thread so I never saw any responses~

>>29968986
I do not need help~
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>>29969120
>I do not need help~

Yes you do. You have an eating disorder.
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>>29969120
It's ok lad, I just want the best for you.

I do think you need to see a GP for your eating disorder but ultimately the choice is yours
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>>29969027
Depends in height, body shape and muscle. I'd say 10% is quite good but I look fat as fuck with it so I'm of lower.

>>29969120
7% is great man, maybe its time to stop with the throwing up now.
You still dressing up as a girl? Do your family know?
Or did you get put off when poleaboo completely copied you?

Anyway it was good to talk to you tilde, we use to talk loads back in 2015. Doubt you know who I am but I classed you as a friend and really hope you're happier now.
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> dnm order marked as shipped
> coming tomorrow

gonna have to issue a level 4 comfiness warning for saturday lads
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>>29969349
>You still dressing up as a girl?
No, I am interested in crossdressing but don't want my family to find out so I have had to stop~

I remember everyone I have spoken to from these threads, I would feel bad if I forgot about them desu~
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>>29969498
Well I always posted anonymous so I wouldn't blame you for forgetting. You coming to movie night tonight?
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Just drove solo for the first time.

It's amazing how quickly the novelty wore off and I remembered how boring driving was.

Gonna try the motorway tomorrow and hope I don't die
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Gonna tescos lads anyone get any suggestions?
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>>29969538

I just passed last week, and am waiting on the finance on my car to go through before I can pick it up.

Nervous as fuck to get in and drive myself home, even though it's only down the road from the dealership.

Even weirder is I ride a motorbike, so I have no idea why doing a routine thing is feeling a bit scary.
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>>29969092
Ran into a mormon trying to shill while walking the dog, he was pretty cute desu. Still not met one without an American-like accent.
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>>29969600
While you're out there settling
I will turn to a skeleton
All you've ever longed for is relevance
I'm bursting at the seams with elegance
Some might say I'm heaven sent
I just say they're full of shit because
I never asked for this
We never asked
We never asked for this
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Anyone ever thought about trying to become a survivalist and go live in the woods in anticipation for the coming Financial Armageddon and European Civil War?
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>>29969600
Go to the home section, grab a knife and kill yourself
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was driving down a dual carriage way and saw two police cars pulled up trying to arrest some chav twat, he was pushed one of the officers, punched the other one then tried to run off and got hit by a car that was probably doing 40-50mph as he stepped in the road. Hoping he broke his leg or cracked his skull on the kerb desu.
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>>29969754
I don't think they sell hose but I'll check

>>29969798
I've got knifes at home and I'm not wasting money
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>>29969814
Tilde's about, how about you apologize for being an awful cunt to him?
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>>29969800
What a retard. Where you at? Would like to look out for it in the news.
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>>29962670
>tfw no qt monster gf

>>29968876
tu ru ru lad, how's your week been?
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>>29969824
Nah the fat fuck gets all it deserves
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Walked 8km today whilst playing Pokemon lads
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>>29969814
>I don't think they sell hose but I'll check
What did he mean by this?

>>29969824
I second this

Also you coming to movie night tonight shout?

>>29969843
tildes nice, he aint fat
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>>29969600

Bring me back some Ribena and a twirl
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>>29969866
>tildes nice, he aint fat

Yes he is, Tilde's so fat, he's not on a diet, he's on a triet, he's all like "what are you eating? I'll triet".
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Love my little doggo tbqh lads.

Ordered a shirt online on Wednesday and it got delivered today. Pretty decent delivery time desu
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>>29969907
kek

That made me laugh but play nice
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>>29969866
Yeah I'll be there

>>29969874
Sure thing mark
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>>29969826
It happened on the A30 between Staines and Heathrow/Hatton cross. plenty of people saw it so hopefully a local site picks up on it.
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>>29969831
Tu tu ru!

It's been aright, revising all week for this resit because I'm a bit of a retard.
Moved into a new house and my roommate has a cat so that's cheered me up. He cuddles and sleeps in my bed sometimes

How's yours been? Oh and is Tokyo Ghoul worth watching? I'm still working through entry-level anime
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>>29969845
Amir/Mon pls
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>>29969915
Does Doggo not need a trim? Can't see his eyes.
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>Tell anyone aged 40+ that I joined the Army
"Oh good for you anon"
"Good lad"
"Hope you do your best"
"Enjoy it"
"Very respectable"

>Tell anyone younger
"Are you a retard?"
"You just want to shoot babies or something?"
"Its not like CoD"
"Why the fuck would you even?"
"Life fucked you over?"

I don't understand...
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>>29970017
>revising all week

You had better be studying a STEM subject or I'll be very disappointed in you, Mayuri waifu anon
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>>29970050
younger people are more clued up
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>>29970050
People over 40 are still blinded by nationalism.
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>>29970050
Old people are racist.

Fuck off you imperialist dog.
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>>29970050
>I don't understand...
People the same age as you are baffled you'd go to army and be a runt than do the same as them for easy bux.
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>>29970017
Was okay, rather tired tbqh. Got fish and chips for dins.

Anime is meh, manga is worth reading though.
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>>29970067
Delet this....

I'm studying law at a mid-level uni. I don't really think I'm cut out for this but I'm too far in to quit. Oh well
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Went for a walk in the countryside
Really bad mistake to end up miles away in the canals forgetting to bring anything to drink on such a warm day
I didn't think it was so far from the one end to the bit with the road back
Oh well, at least I got some peace from normalfags for a while
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What film has been proxied to win for tonight's showing?
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Did the same thing anon, I joined up 7 years ago and all the normies I knew came riding in on their high horses to lecture me on "What the Army is like". Fact of the matter is that the large majority of people know bum-fuck-nothing about the Army but will shout their opinions from rooftops when given the chance.

I don't know how many people told me that they could do it but just decided not to or how everyone in the army is a thicko. The average numale kid these days has zero clue what being in the army means.
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>>29970175
It means you have fallen for the propaganda machine and put yourself in harm's way fighting someone else's war. No one cares what the job actually involves.
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>>29970072
But all of the younger ones seemed to know next to nothing about the Army, many confused the commandos with the Para's.

>>29970076
They all seem to have a sense of national duty, as many said to me.

>>29970086
Huh?

>>29970100
I didn't do it for the money to be fair, and I've honestly not been lectured much about the money
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Finally met up with my slave who I met off of here after nearly a year's Skypeing.

Fun day it was.
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>>29970225
>No one cares what the job actually involves
>Yet will judge anyone in it

That is some seriously backwards logic right there.
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>>29970262
No it fucking isn't. You are being judged because of British foreign policy, history, war crimes etc. Not because of the daily work you carry out.
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