Tfw too afraid to leave the house. How can i play pokemon go now?
>buy incense
>collect rattata in your room forever
Dont pretend youre too cool to play this game /r9k/. I know you people play it.
>>29960865
>female avatar
What a fag
GO at night
Nightwalks are top comfy, and you don't have to deal with shitty normies hanging out at gyms.
Make sure you have a gun or some other weapon to fend off muggers at Pokestops, though.Anyone in Broomfield CO? We can be autistic and lurk around the dark neighborhoods together, bring dank music
>>29961019
Im a girl you fucking virgin.
>>29961044
>doesn't leave the house
>calls others virgins
oh wait you're a girl so you can get sex while being a literal fucking retard. Quit girlposting and get the fuck out.
>>29961044
>LOOK AT ME IMMA GRILL DON'T HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS :^)
>>29961035
Is driving okay? Can i catch pokemons within my car? I can drive my parents car at night
>>29961044
What do you usually find around your area? I find Pidgeys and Parases fucking everywhere, but Drowzee and Gastlys (Gastlies?) seem to cluster around my house
I saw a hack that has all the Pokemons spawn within a certain radius, just stay home and catch em all.
>>29961035
where im at there are pokemon go players hanging out at gyms at fucking 3 am
>>29961066
Yea, but being a virgin girl isnt nearly as big of an insult as it is for males. Virgin.
>>29961094
fuck off unless you're going to post a smug anime girl with that insult, normie cunt bitch.
>>29961087
>Gastlys (Gastlies?)
The plural form for every Pokemon is the same as the singular form.
>Look, there's a Pikachu
>Now there are lots of Pikachu
>>29960865
>Pinsir and Staryu in the area
>still don't want to leave the house
You don't deserve your luck.
>>29961044
literally nobody on this board is a female. just hang yourself you fat, ugly trap wannabe.
>>29961072
Yeah, as long as you just want to check out distant footprints and don't play while you're driving. Also if you don't give a fuck about eggs.
>>29961072
thats what I do so go for it
>>29961108
Then give me a smug anime pic so i can repost it again with a pic
>>29961133
fucking hell these shitposters don't even come prepared anymore.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9c54dfb803945c05102d00c0e913f578/tumblr_inline_niiamgxftd1rnnsez.png
here you go, whore.
>>29961117
Theyre not in my area. I cant even see them even if i zoom out a big distance
>>29960865
Connect your phone to your computer through adb and mess with the gps values. If you need to use the camera just open google maps and point your camera at it.
>>29961117
Staryu is common git gud
>>29961092
Go join your fellow autists
Also bring a baseball bat in case they try to start shit.
>Tfw this is turning into an Earthbound/Pogeymans crossover
>>29961152
how very white knight of you
What is the point of this game anyway, you just go around and catch pokemon? Where is the fun? Any grinding mechanic?
>he doesnt play always as female and makes his waifu everywhere
hello reddlt
>>29961044
kys you attention whore
>>29961173
Not if you live in the desert like me you fucker.
>>29961152
Lmao i was just testing your betaness. You actually went out of your way to link me that picture.
>>29961195
>be truNEET
>see this
what do?
>>29961153
It means they're in your local vacinty. You have to search for them. Jeez do I really have to explain the basics of the game?
>>29961184
>>29961212
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING CUNTS
>>29960865
Is that where you live, OP? You live like four blocks away from me...
>>29961232
What street am i standing in?
>>29960865
IS
THIS
THREAD
SERIOUSLY
FUCKING
HERE
RIGHT
NOW
FUCKING
D E L E T E
T H I S
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you retards can play pokemon go on pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc
but you wont find a qt 3.14 gf then, since they look for chadmon also
>someone calls anon a fagot for girl avatar
>girl clarifies
>"Le kill ur self attention whore"
You guys are unbelievable
>>29961191
Your grinding mechanic is going out and catching more of the same pokemon (because you send them to Prof. Willow and he grinds them up to make more Poke-steroids) and visiting Pokespots for free items.
The battle mechanics are very barebones and you don't fight trainers directly, just AI of their pokemon. Also you can't trade or battle random encounters. Most of the fun comes from exploring/sneaking into places for rare pogeymens. I'm just supporting it in the hopes that the whatever company implements more features in the future.
>>29961223
My map zoomed out has a 1km radius. Are you telling mei have to travel 1km to find a pokemon?
I cant see any pokons anywhere wven if im zoomed out to 1km radius
>>29961278
it means go walk around nigger they'll show up eventually fucking hell is this game so complex for you
The whole point of the game is going out and exploring
i've literally been meeting people non fucking stop since i started playing. it's amazing.
tonight as I was sitting around with a bunch of people I just met, tossing lures and collecting 'mons I realized this is basically like all the MMOs I played growing up, where you sit around nd collect loot and shoot the shit with people, but IRL. its fucking great
>>29961296
Maybe its because im not a fucking nerd who obsesseses over video games? How can i play his game if im too afraid to go outside?
>>29961278
Fine, I'll spoonfeed you. You see the circle that pulses out from and surrounds your avatar? That's the range you can interact with stuff. Gyms and pokestops appear on the map buy can only be interacted with when they're in your little circle. The same goes for Pokemon, except they don't appear on the map until they're in your range. Instead if you tap the little box where their silhouettes are, you should be able to see little footsteps beneath each 'Mon. They roughly correlate to how far away from them you are, with three steps being further and one step being close. No steps mean they're right by and should appear on the map soon. So you have to play this little game of hot-cold which is what Go is really all about.
>tfw live in europe
>not even in France
>still scared shitless about getting shot and now scared of getting run over by naughty muslims
There is now LITERALLY no reason to go outside. As much as I would like to die sometimes, dying by the hand of some muslim would make my ghost so upset that I would have to spook up anons for all eternity.
>>29961351
So in other words i have to walk outside. Then how do hikkis play this game? I want to play so bad but i don't want to go outside
>>29961341
>Maybe its because im not a fucking nerd who obsesseses over video games?
Then get out of this fucking thread and go read a book or have a glass of wine
>>29961372
just wait till mohammad starts setting up poke lures for you baguette eaters
>>29961395
oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man. They must never learn of pokemon go.
>>29961035
i live in a sort of shit area and dont wanna die.
>>29961212
lmao bb lets ditch these queers and grab some pokeballs
HOLY FUCK AN OCEAN POKEMON APPEARED IN MY AREA AND I TAPPED ON HIM.
IM OP BTW.IT JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. IM STILL INSIDE MY HOUSE
>>29961390
They conquer their fears or they don't. You can try the PC work around but they'll ban you for spoofing your location.
>>29961437
>kingler appearing at that low a level
I'm skeptical at best.
>>29960865
>le shy fembot meme
Fuck off cunt.
>suffer from a severe phobia of strangers - so bad I have to take medication for it, and I work from home
>been going out running for about 40 minutes between 2am and 4am to calm my nerves and get in better shape
>I used to encounter someone maybe once every other week
>now I'm encountering literally over a dozen people per day
>all 18-25 year olds playing Po Go
>having constant panic attacks
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME. 2am to 4am IS NOT YOUR FUCKING TIME OF DAY. IT IS THE TIME OF DAY FOR THE ROBOTS, THE DRUNKS, THE DRUG ADDICTS, THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT WORKERS. FUCK OFF NORMIES. I WANT MY FUCKING TWO HOURS BACK YOU FUCKING NORMIE FUCKS.
>>29961470
sorry breh just got off work hope you don't mind if we post a bit for funsies
>>29961461
Im still in my own home. Its just a crab
>>29961491
>dumb whore has crabs
nice
Caught a Pikachu just sitting in my living room. Take that normies
>>29961491
Well now you've experienced half the game. You really ought to go outside and try the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBnm6uO0hI
Ree
>>29960980
There are two ways to play this game, the normie way and the turbo autist way
Normies go downtown together, cath pokemon, take pictures, eat together, and then go out clubbing or whatever.
The turbo autists have taken over every gym because the use real money to abuse the lucky egg lure mechanic
Normies don't even fuck with the gyms now because they can't compete with the 3k combat point autist pokemon.
Normies might buy a lure, but they don't grind by alone with real money
>>29961491
Catch it, send it to Willow to get boiled and taste that delish krab kandy
>tfw A FUCKING DROWZEE IN MY ROOM
I live in the tiniest town ever and our post office is a stop and literally right beside my house so I sit there with a lure on all day.
The fire station is a gym so tonight I walked down to it and beat some Team Mistake's 550 Trashmon and put my 996 Porygon in.
They took it back already, they must be a fire fighter man.
Sorry guys, the crab is gone. I couldn't summon my pokemon so i figured aomething fucked up ao i had to restart the ap
>>29961558
Bait. This whole thread is bait and I'm ashamed to admit you caught me.
Found where op lives
>>29961601
impossible
the gps data is gone
>>29961596
Woah there anon. Its true the crab was there i even had a pic of it in my home.
>>29961617
Tell me that after you've compared it with ops pic.
>>29961624
Yeah and I'm sure you had no idea how to catch it ;^)
>>29961654
Caught 1 seen 2
>>29960865
So bored that I caved and wanted to try Pokemon Chad.
>greentexted
JUST
>>29961519
God I hate normies. I hate normies, I hate smartphones, I hate this dumb game, and it's all only going to get worse from here on out
>>29961680
So you just missed the tutorial where all you do is throw pokeballs to catch the thing? You only battle at gyms.
>>29961601
you are a fucking wizard man i actually live near op
>>29961703
bullshit
Dkd
>>29961699
What tutorial? They didnt have a tutorial. Fuck i thought youre suppose to battle with your inital Pokemon. Why would i be lying, im bored out of my mind housebound
>>29961721
burwood heights nigga
>>29961757
When you caught the Bulbasaur it explains how the catching mechanics work or at least it should have. Why did you download this game if you don't know anything about it except that you don't want to play it?
>>29961766
How can you say u live near me if you live in burwood heights?
Also eveyrone the crab appeared again and i finally caught it properly.
>>29961780
It was on youtube and it was realy popular so i figured ill tey it. I think i just akipped the introduction because i did t know it needed it.
>>29961506
>you have rats with superpowers in your living room
A true robot
>>29961806
is there a two story blue house next to a two story brick house?
>>29961806
>GPS signal not found
This happens to me all the time and I'm in an urban area, how the fuck do CountryBots do it?
>>29961695
>>29961519
Is this why you guys are mad? Because you were bullied in school for liking pokemon and now it's widely accepted again? How pathetic.
>>29961890
Its a unit next to the big blue house
>Everyone talking about playing pokemon go and meeting girls
>Go out on a walk to track down some pokemon
>Walk over to area with loads of pokestops all bunched up
>See cute girl on her phone
>Obviously playing
>We lock eyes for a split second
>She puts her phone away and walks away briskly
Yet another massive blow to my already destroyed ego
>>29961916
Eat shit, idiot, pokemon was popular in school anyway
>>29961943
I'm hoping your post is towards the screencap, otherwise you're a jackass.
>>29961941
>I creep on people behind them without saying a word and stare at them
Yeah man, I wonder why that went wrong.
get the nowalk mod
>>29961959
>played pokemon in high school
>hurrr nerd
Now hehhe pkemon go is so fun :)
Seriously guys we should form a group, go to the gym and support each other until we're stronger than those chads then we can bash them in groups. I don't even care if it comes off as degenerate anymore. Anyone with me?
>>29961971
>Man is expected to initiate conversation
I wasnt made for this world
>>29961929
ok i definitely have found ittry not to dox yourself further
>>29961971
I wasnt even creeping
We noticed each other and before I could say a word she was almost bolting
>>29961998
actually you were meant to prep the bull.
>>29961996
This is a better idea:
>>29906915
>>29961998
It's not about man or woman starting the convo you silly goose. It's about not acting like a serial killer. She probably got scared by how creepy you behaved. I felt it too in your post. There's a timeframe to say something to make your presence known before silently staring like a freak. Nothing wrong with freaks, but understand why she reacted like that.
>>29961996
>played pokemon in high school
>hurrr nerd
You were probably playing the newer gens, in which case, yeah you are a nerd. Nothing wrong with Gen 1 since that's what you grew up with.
>>29962011
Nah i live in this one. Follow the red line
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-pokemon-go-players-stabbed-fall-off-cliff-20160714-snap-story.html
lol gg mates
What if the only person who could get you is a female that is sad enough to browse r9k. But you keep sprouting gtfo roastie whore.
>>29962023
>giving up wizardly powers for a wench
>>29962073
i know i was trying to get the same angle as the photo you posted from the window.
Op HAS to be asian
>>29961695
>complaining about a free mobile game
And can we stop with the "normie" buzzword? You realize that you're trying to put down people with healthy social lives. You're as normal, boring, and uninteresting as they are. The only difference being you're all shut-in autists that jack off to drawn images you call "waifus". Get off the special snowflake contrarian bandwagon. Someone has to tell you because you've been stuck in this echo chamber far too long.
hey weirdos stop trying to make friends with people that share an interest with you
>>29961959
I'm addressing your post fucktard, the one that says I was bullied in school for liking pokemon
>>29961152
You didn't even attach it to your post.
>>29962190
Yeah, any guy who'd approach you while you're wearing that hair deserves that; that shit's the universal sign for "everything offends me".
http://www.censusdata.abs.gov.au/census_services/getproduct/census/2011/quickstat/1139114
Official Australian government census data for where op lives in. According to the data, in terms of likelihood.
Op is:
Female
25-29
Chinese
>>29961044
>>29961248
get the fuck out you two
OUT
>>29962268
>Female
>25-29
>Chinese
SOMEONE PAY OP A VISIT
>>29962190
jesus fucking christ
cant tell me hating women is unjustified after that
>>29962330
She'd probably Iike that.
I dont want to live anymore fuck
>>29962386
Youre all talk faggot. Come on down.
>>29961971
>>29962051
Well im sorry that my existence makes her uncomfortable
Why the fuck isnt there some tumblr movement for social retards
>>29961395
Muhammad used ak-47, it's super effective!
>>29962190
What newspaper is that? Looks like Sydney morning herald.
>>29962446
Because it's a problem that is easily remedied by having a big cup of man the fuck up.
>play pokemon GO
>catch chlamydia
>>29962467
>Just get over your mental illness
I bet youre going to tell me to just be myself too
seriously no one is going to go to op? So its safe for us to post our addresses on 4chan now?
I can't tell if my negative feelings about Pokemon GO are because I don't have a phone and thus can't play it, or because I don't actually like it.
If I say a single thing about it, a wannabe normie friend of mine gets upset instantly. He made a FB post about it a couple days back begging the "haters" to back off, saying that Pokemon GO is the respite from jobs, bills and responsibilities.
Am I a wannabe normie too? Am I only not playing the game because I'm a failure at life and a neet and I don't have a job or a phone or any other normie shit? Or am I just a person who doesn't see the point?
>>29962446
because losers will never be oppressed in the yes of normalfags even though they are easily the only truly "oppressed" people
>>29962524
in the eyes*
fuck
>>29962505
You virgin shut-ins dont have the guts. Dont kid yourselves. If i were concerned i wouldn't have posted pictures of where i live.
Tfw caught another Pokemon while staying at home :)
>>29962483
I bet you're one of those idiots who don't know what that means. Be yourself simply means to not be a poser. To be true and honest with what you like no matter how spergy/weird/eccentric (as long as it doesn't harm anyone) it may be so that people who do like you, like you for who you are. The problem with "be yourself" is that it may not be the solution to every social problem, while also being too vague.
>>29962620
>what is easy mode
I caught like 5 pokemon just then from sitting on my couch because my shitty phone has roaming GPS which isn't accurate.
Pretty boring game desu, it would be good if you could trade and battle with other people.
>>29961114
holy shit
organto cimmont
Haven't left the house for a week, these are the pokemon that wandered by my house in that time (the ones that weren't traded in for candy)
>>29961693
>android
lmao poorfags, when will they learn
>>29960865
If you're on Android you can root your phone and fudge your GPS location. People used to do it in Ingress. Not sure how good Niantic is at catching it now.
who /pokemaster/ here?
>>29961044
I guess that'll fuckin learn ya to tell these robots that you're a woman right?
Man fuck you
>>29962190
Why the fuck is a woman bitching about unwanted male attention newsworthy?!
>>29962239
This desu
>>29961087
Ghastly
Also I caught one ghastly but my best so far is a spearow I'm only level 4
>>29961519
My friend goes to FIU to catch Pokemon and he told me he stayed there one night this week till 2am with a bunch of other people.
>>29961071
Nobody was hitting on her, autist.
>>29962971
How much have you spent on pokecoins?
>>29963112
0, but i did spend way too many fucking hours on this game
>>29961218
ignore
taurus a shit
>>29963112
if you are a neet with working legs you don't gotta spend shit, just walk in circles around your nearest park for like 8 hours or so.
Went out for a bit yesterday, walked roughly 3.2 km, live in rural area
>tfw walking is more exhausting than expected
>>29962666
Just be yourself until they don't like you then be someone else.
>>29963312
>tfw walking is more exhausting than expected
You are really out of shape then. I'm straight up fat but I walk 3+km without even noticing it.
>>29963312
what's it like playing pokemon in a rural area? do u get zero pokestops around u?
>>29963344
Well no shit, spending years in a dark room only playing videogames doesn't give you exercise.
If you're that good at walking please take my phone and catch some pokemon for me fat usain bolt yr.
>>29963374
Have three of them in my village.
Our village has like, 2500 people or so. Almost nobody plays pokemon here except 6-8 other people so... The gyms will be mine soon
>>29963415
that sounds pretty cozy. but that also means that items might be an issue. theres like 2 right out my door and 40 more in my town
I'd like to remind you Autists that CP does not matter as much as the pokemons' abilities. Save up for the best pokemon, then evolve to see their abilities at max level before boosting them further.
>>29960980
I find this game annoying as hell.
>OMG I'm playing pokemon I'm so nerdy
>Hey anon do you play pokemon go
>You don't, hey guys looks like I'm a bigger geek than anon
I just want people to shut the hell up about this game.
>>29961044
youre probably some mentally ill tranny that thinks hes a girl, hang yourself homo.
>>29960865
i mean, you're just catching pokemon, is it really that fun ? 80% of the fun of this game is built up by the hype
>>29961044
oh cool i mean just go out, dress up and go out, i believe you'd find a guy that wants to fuck you. easy life huh, woman ?
>out of pokeballs
>live in a very small city so not many pokestops
>will have to go to the few that ARE in my city to restock
>too afraid to go outside and (probably) interact with people
>>29962463
i believe it's the metro
>>29962920
>he likes apple products unironically
wew lad
>>29963905
Just go to one pokestop and wait. It resets after 5 minutes so it's an endless supply
IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN PLAY THIS ON JELLYBEAN?
FUCK
>>29964272
I've heard you need to walk a certain amount of distance away from it to get it to reset.
>>29961087
>Drowzee and Gastlys near a house
Dammit, Nintendo.
>>29964488
I sat in one of my lectures today collecting the same pokestop every 5 minutes. Didn't move either
ITT: /r9k/ loses their mind over someone claiming they're a girl.
Quick reminder that nobody on Cantonese Swimming forums is a girl until they prove it by posting their tits. This is a two way street, comrades.
>>29961035
I live in Aurora but I open carry when I play and people think I'm autistic for it.
>>29961437
>>29961491
I am very jealous, kingleranon. I went to a nearby pond hoping to find some kinglers but all I found are shelldars.
>>29961278
You have to walk like 5km just to hatch an egg.
>>29964616
Op here. Im actually a male. Just felt like fucking with /r9k/ since they laughed at my female avatar. I can prove it by taking a picture of he room here>>29961491 again
Only good thing about Pokemon Go is that it gets normies into trouble. Its shitty combat system disqualifies it from being a proper Pokemon game.
>tfw windows phone
>cant play it
>>29964473
Try sideloading the apk. Probably won't work though.
>>29962971
Getting there famalam
if anyone wants to join an r9k group for pokemon go here's a link.
we chill, pls b chill.
https://join.skype.com/g97kHsrhrg5e
If you're on any team but mystic kill yourself
>>29961072
Why would you want to get into a car accident for a silly game
>>29966595
V A L O R
A
L
O
R
>>29963312
The more you walk, the less exhausting it will be.
Walking around playing this is literally asking to get robbed
>>29966819
That's been happening a lot lately. It's like a homing device for robbers.
>>29961941
I've noticed a lot of cute girl playing this too. Are they genuinely interested in it, or is it just a fad for them?
>>29966819
just play on your computer then you nigger
>>29967213
if you see a girl that looks like stacy then she probably is only doing it for the fad. I LITERALLY saw a video where a guy asked why they were playing it and two STACYS told them something like "its trending so we kind of have to play it."
>>29961941
basically me. Don't take it personally, it doesn't matter what you look like, I just dont want to have to talk to people - that's why i play video games. I'm sure she's the same way.
Pokemon Go hang yourself.
>>345088928
Keke this thread
>>29963584
basically this. i find the new "im such an adult child lol!" attitude that has become popular over the past 10 years really pathetic
what gets me is that these people wouldn't have the balls to say they play something like this, unless it was a current trend, in fact they would probably criticize someone who did.. it just really draws attention to the sad hive-mind of the general public, utterly sucking at the teet of any new trend/product or meme
>>29961094
It kinda is though, its much easier for a girl to get sex, so for you to be a virgin must mean that you're extremely ugly, like 1/10 tier.
>pokemon go is not available in your country
>so it's mostly my fellow autists and some mild nerds who (though I have seen some normies and stacies) are out catching pokemon since we were the only ones who bothered fixing it
I hope it never gets released here. Because then normies who play the game will increase 1000000%
>>29966819
>live in an area where there's no black/indian people
>almost no robberies or thefts on police statistic websites
feels gud
>>29961044
>Still thinks being a tranny is being a girl
>>29961044
>>29960865
So you only go out for food and tampons?
>>29960865
>constant server crashes
>pay to win unless you live dead center of a big city
>go to a pokestop and surrounded by fellow autists
i deleted the app after the server crashed on me and it kept glitching out on me trying to catch a fucking spearow. just play your ds instead.
>>29967810
>Servers are getting better erry day
>Its really not pay to win, get good, I live in a rural area and its working fine for me. Is there even a "win" with this game? The objective is to collect, level up, and battle. You can't win the whole game at all.
>So what, other people play games too, shocking.
>>29967885
The game is pay to win.
Massing incense lets you stand still instead of walking
>Lucky eggs for double exp
>More incubators for more hatching and mons
>>29968884
>massing incense
Kek, no just go find a place with a lot of pokestops and leech off other people's lures.
