>try to make friends with coworkers
>end up being laughed at by everybody
>try to text them
>always end up saying "see you at work tomorrow"
Why do I bother?
I just make no effort to befriend them while they all become friends and I'm the only one left out.
>>29960752
I told all my coworkers I masturbate every day and no one has reported to HR. Try showing them your penis.
>>29960783
I try to get out of my comfort zone and end up being shitted on. Back to the comfort zone I go.
>>29960812
Everybody messes around like that at work all the time.
>>29960886
Just whip your dick out and offer any takers. First come first serve.
>>29960927
And what if I've already whipped my dick out?
>>29960969
Drop a deuce right in front of them to show you mean business.