>you're the gentleman who carries her coat
>she lets Chad facefuck her deep in the throat
Is that Adriana Chechik?
>>29960688
Most likely because you're either 5'6" and 200+lbs, or you look like you escaped from Aushwitz.
normal women don't actually do stuff like that in webm, not even to chad
get off the internet mate, the amount of "throat fuckers" is probably 1 in 100,000.
>>29960688
>you're studying the law of conservation of mass
>chad's pounding her virgin ass
>>29960765
One of my friends is a neckbeard, who weighs 110kg at 180cm and who plays diablo3 all day.
Guess what, he still has a GF, while we are chilling here at r9k.
Bump for some puns and whatnot
>>29960688
>your obesity gives you angina
>chad fucks her vagina
>>29960838
confidence+effort-standards=gf
shes either ugly/fat or he is a normie that doesnt give a fuck
>>29960880
>you loved her in junior high
>chad's giving her a cream pie
>>29960917
>you're running some dungeons for loot
>chad's six inches deep in her chute
>>29960846
>she's your hear throb
>she's giving chad a rimjob
>>29960957
>you're wearing a trenchcoat
>chad's balls deep in her throat
>>29960894
She is pretty hot and he didnt put a lot of effort into it (worked with her for 1 week, he invited her to his parents house, he got laid, he got a gf).
The dude has a lot of confidence though.
>>29961028
unfortunately derivative
>>29961028
>you tell her you think you're in love
>her pussy fits Chad like a glove
>>29961046
more power to him
>>29961062
>you ask her on a date
>she asks chad if he wants to mate
>>29961062
>you're home alone posting pepe the frog
>chad's pushing in your love's poop log
>you're mustering up the confidence to ask her out on a date
>while she's sitting on the bus home after a night of roleplayed rape
You think you both click
she's at home sitting on chads dick
>>29961099
>>29961104
>you're posting rhyming couplets
>shes having chad's quintuplets
>>29961096
>>29961099
>you wait up all night for her calls
>chad makes her empty his balls
>>29961145
lol good one
>>29960688
This has absolutely no rhytmic sense whatsoever
Sitting around waiting on her text
Chad has her doing buttsex
>>29961062
>>29961028
>>29960957
my favorites so far
>>29961204
>they're praising your green text
>chad gets her teen sext
>You're eating ready-made meals for one
>she's eating buckets of chad's hot cum
>>29961156
>>29961204
ty lol
>>29961271
>you want her to text more
>she's to busy being chads whore
>You're posting on 4chan
>Chad's cock is in her hand
>>29960846
What anime is that?
>>29961339
>you watch ASMR roleplays on youtube
>chad sucks and plays with her huge boobs
>he still requires the base pleasures of the flesh
pathetic betas all of you
>>29961350
>you're posting low hangers
>chad makes her use coat hangers
I wonder if a girl's ever posted a chad rhyme in one of these threads
>>29961369
>chad easily obtains the pleasures of the flesh
>while you struggle to even stay fresh
>>29961369
>He claims to surpass his mortal needs
>Chad trains your love to use anal beads
>>29961392
>you stay up all night on r9k
>chad coats her face with his fine spray
>>29961433
>>29961446
pathetic betas don't reply to me
you drool over used monstrosities
Wonder where she is, staring at the clock
Balls deep, screaming on chad's cock
>>29961464
>you want to be her boyfriend
>chad has apprehended her backend
>You make dank memes for the Alt Right
>Thanks to Chad her butt hole is no longer tight
>>29961446
>mvq
>>29961464
>you pretend that you just don't really care
>chad's orally cleaning her pubic hair
>>29960688
fuck I wish that were me
that is a tasty cock
>>29961464
>you slay pixel dragons and goblins
>chad's dick still solves all her problems
>>29961490
You ask if your girth is below average
She's forgotten your name as her pussy is ravaged
>>29961464
>youre a good goy
>she's chad's fuck toy
Wish you could take her on a date, bring her hone late
Bent over getting gaped, chad's make her cum a lake
>>29961555
>>you're at the anime festival
>>chad's feeding her his testicles
>you hug your daki and weep
>she begs Chad to go balls deep
>>29961488
>>29961490
>>29961509
while you fools make cunning limericks
your "gf" is taking chad's hardened dick
>>29961583
>you watch anime
>she thinks chad's cum is gourmet
Fucking cucks reee
>>29960688
Any sauce on the webm? In return here's this dank original comment
>>29961607
>you're a robot
>she's swallowing chads moneyshot
>you try and talk to her
>Chad fucks her ass
>>29961597
>>robots give you props for your rhymes
>>chad makes her come seven times
I pretty much have to fap whenever one of those threads come up. My dick hurts now. All the cuck comments are really doing it for me too.
>>29961646
>you cant rhyme
>chad makes her cum in no time
>you can't even ask for a date
>she has threesomes with Chad and his mate
>>29961675
>you masturbate
>as chad fucks your chosen mate
yw
>>29961723
>your sleep is filled with romantic dreams
>chad's ears are filled with her frantic screams
>>29961675
>>29961675
to cheap rhymes you drop your spunk
while your beloved fucks that hunk?
>you give bucks
>chad gives fucks
>she begs chad for his big black penis
>you beg your guild for loot "i need this"
>you think shes got style and class
>at night she eats chad's ass
>you wait on her head to toe
>Chad and his friends give her pussy a go
>>29960813
virgin confirmed.
mootblox
>>29961773
>you just wanted to make her smile
>chad walks her down the aisle
>>29961104
underrated post.
moooootass
>>29961773
>you post rhymes that are lack luster
>she thinks chad is an expert thruster
>>29961791
robot thinks he knows about sex
he only knows chad fucks his ex.
>you die in your vidya and have a quick spasm
>while Chad just gave her her first ever orgasm
>>29961820
>you wake up crying in bed
>she wakes up chad with head
>You sit in the dark at home alone
>Chad thrusts deep into her with his bone
>You get in your car to go for a drive
>Chad takes his cock and makes her feel alive
>You sit by the sea and feed the fish some chum
>She continues to swallow buckets of Chads cum
>You dream of the day that she'll finally be yours
>Knowing Chad just finished turning her into another of his whores
Amateurs.
>>29961837
>you pour out your heart and soul
>while chad abuses her tight little hole
>You're unshowered, jobless and a disgrace
>She's getting fucked by Chad in the face
>You text her eagerly awaiting a response
>She's been riding Chads cock for months
>>29961868
>you complain about modern degeneracy
>tyrone gives her an interracial pregnancy
>>29961858
>your're permissive
>she's chads submissive
>>29960688
>she's on your mind during masturbation
>Chad's fucking her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>she says your her "best friend"
>then she goes home and sucks on Chad's bell-end.
>when you realize she's not yours, your mood turns to gloom
>Chad's massive cock is nearly penetrating her womb
>>29961902
lol
>you wish she was a trap
>chads giving her a spinal tap
>Chads slamming her from behind
>You're a faggot on 4chan so you don't mind
>She's in line to abort Chads newest creation
>You're playing Final Fantasy XV on playstation
>She's applying makeup to seduce Chad
>You're on /v/ and you reply with "U mad"
>She's refreshing Chads facebook
>You're on /fit/ shitposting about getting mirin looks
:^)
>>29961868
>she says you're like a brother
>chad makes her a mother
>You lie in bed fantasizing about a marriage pact
>Chads cock is massaging her digestive tract
>She calls you asking to borrow some money
>She's licking Chads dick that is slathered in honey
>You're staring in the mirror, covered in zits
>Chads fucking her chest and cums on her tits.
>>29960813
>who is klixen
>who is ilovedeepthroat
>who made deepthroat amateur vids
Keep lying to yourself.
>You've spent years thinking shes the one
>She's spent hours getting drilled and pumped full of chads cum
Yugh those testicle
Uber disgust
>you're planning your own death
>chad has her out of breath
>you're reading about ways to suicide
>chad's marrying his beautiful bride
>you can't wait to die
>chad cums in her eye
>>29960813
>normal women don't actually do stuff like that in webm, not even to chad
I'm 5'6" nerd and my 8/10 GF does stuff exactly like that and much more. I must be very lucky.
>>29962156
>you boast online about your conquests
>but before you, she took chad's sticky mess
>you're a nice and decent boy
>Chad has made her his fucktoy
>you are playing Dota 2
>she is fucking Chad's whole crew
>you're at home thinking 'bout hoes
>she is sucking Tyrone's toes
>>29960688
>chad is having sex with her
>probably all night
>you try to talk to her and she sprays you with mace
>th-th-th-this kong has a funny face
>you do what snake said and buy a value meal
>chad fucks her ass until she squeals
>>29962223
>anons still can't rhyme for shit
>your "gf" is tyrone's bitch
>>29962216
>she is sucking Tyrone's toes
...disgusting
>>29960813
My exgf let me do this pretty much whenever
the fuck are you on about
>>29962188
I don't even want virgin GF. That's just stupid robot fantasy. I need to boast, because these stupid fucks think that height is everything.
>>29962288
>you say height doesn't matter
>chad fills her with his baby batter
>>29962263
>throat fucking someone you're actually dating or have dated
oonga boonga baba booey
do you cum in your own mouth too sometimes?
>you plotted a school shooting and got sent to the counselor
>she'd rather get plowed by the once-ler
>you're tired of working at mcdonald's and you quit
>chad fuckers her ass until she shits
>you'd rather talk about the third reich
>chad plows her with his 4 foot alaskan pike
>you sit there plucking away at your rubik's cube
>chad just spit out a mouthful of her pubes
>you sit around all day and gather smeg
>chad eats her vag that tastes like deviled eggs
>>29962216
cont.
>you're a poet, greater than Yeats
>Chad has got her on her knees
>you are suffering, genuinely distressed
>"Haha, Chad's cock is the absolute best"
>you're listening to the new album by Grouper
>Chad is sticking his fist down her pooper
>you are fat and smell really bad
>Chad has made a mess in her bed
>>29962256
>>29962223
>you're tired of working at mcdonald's
>chads fucking stacy with glass coke bottles
>you put her on a pedestal
>chad feeds her his testicles
>you sit around and jack your micropenis to porn
>out of her ass chad pulls a piece of corn
>chad always bullies you and you try to get back and you find it disheartening
>chad buries his face in her shag carpeting
>chad looks at her boobs all day and gets to squeeze 'em
>you sit around and pretend to be frieza
>chad gets to eat her out and suck out her gruel
>you sing along to songs sung by king. k rool
>chad looks at her boobs and says wowzer
>you jack off to pictures of bowser
>chad spends time with her and she thinks he's the sweetest
>you're just a nigga that sucked his own peEeeEniSss
>chad eats her out and sucks out a tampon
>on your pokemon team you use aggron
>she works chad's dick
>Chad works for me
You guys should channel your lack of social lives into something productive. Since I had literally nothing to do but work I was promoted quickly
>>29962581
>you console yourself with career success
>you feel empty inside and must pay for sex
>>29960688
Yeah, I'm gonna need a sauce on this
>>29960688
>you politely listen to all her troubles
>chad slams her and asks for doubles
>>29962742
I think it is Adriana Chechik in a clip from Throated.com
>>29962393
missed oppertunity
>you're a poet, greater than Yeats
>she eats chad's meat
>you're looking at her profile, trying to muster up courage
>while she ia gulping chad's dick purridge
Best chad rhyme thread in months
Quality thread my dudes
pretty sure it's original
>You wait for her after class
>Chad pounds her juicy ass
>>29966160
>You sit in your room all alone
>Chad's cock constantly makes her moan
>>29960688
>posting the same threads every fucking day
You people are bigger cucks than fuckng /pol/
Kill yourselves
>>29966246
>you complain about threads on the internet
>meanwhile chad's already made her wet
>she is your one true angel
>Chad gives her a facial
>chad's the one who makes the kids
>you're the one who deals with the SIDS
To level up your Mage, that is your goal
Chad pulls his feet behind his ears, forcing her tongue into his anus hole
>>29960688
>tfw literally am both
