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2016-07-15 05:00:46 Post No. 29960657
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2016-07-15 05:00:46
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>be me at 15. Nerdy, hormonal, never had a hint of a girlfriend
>more than willing to put my dong into anything that moves or breathes
>come up with a clever idea to get me some titties
>write a letter to elderly female neighbor asking if I can come over sometime to have her show me her tits so that I can learn about them for a school project
>leave my phone number on the bottom so she can call me to arrange a time for me to come stare at those saggy baggies
>mfw I actually thought it would work
>she calls the cops
>cop come to my door and my dad greets them
>ohshit.jpg
>"Hello officer. How may I help you?"
That's all I remember hearing because I sprinted downstairs to hide from the inevitable punishment that would follow. This was 6 years ago. Still have no girlfriend
