>staying at a hotel
>go to the bathroom and shower
>cum into the soap and shampoo dispensers
>cum into the kettle in the kitchen
>cum into the tv remote
>open up the complimentary bible and cum on a bunch of pages
>lift up the matress and take a shit
>use complimentary sandals to smear shit across mattress
>go and buy some sugary drinks
>poor them in nooks and crannys to attract ants
>check out and live happily ever after
The absolute madman. Normies gonna be pissed now.
>>29960364
You'll have some surprises on your credit card statement, dumb frogposter.
>return VHS in the 90s after midnight
>slam it into the return slot so hard it breaks into a million pieces
>reel of rape rolls across the carpet in the dark store
>>29960364
How much fucking cum do you produce???
>>29960364
No one will ever notice or care about most of those things, and the rest will only affect some mexican immigrant maids making $2.50 an hour. Why don't you direct this energy where someone might actually care you're alive, if you're so bent on being pointlessly unconstructive.
>rent a car
>piss in the gas tank
>shit in the AC vents
>shit under the spare tire and put it back
>chew all the rubber off the steering wheel and gear shifter
>cum all over the catalytic converter
>cum and piss in the head lights and tail lights and seal it back up
>put the handbrake lever up my ass
>rub my smegma into the headliner
>pay mexicans to remove the engine and replace it with a high mileage one from a taxi
>cut the brake lines before i return it
>>29961725
>cum all over the catalytic converter
The absolute fucking madman.
>>29961763
cumming on the hot exhaust in general and smelling cum smoke is fun.
