Any robots here ever consider going to a strip club or been to one?
I wanna go, but I don't have anyone who'd wanna go. Is it strange to go alone?
Also, how hot are the girls usually? I'd love to find one with massive tits, ass, and/or thighs without having to go to a black strip club and risk getting stabbed.
>giving money to girls for dancing
>would get the shit beat out of you by bouncers if you tried to touch them
>pay $100-200 for a lap dance
Just get a hooker. Pay her to poop on you and call you disgusting. You couldn't pay a stripper to kiss your cheek.
>>29959722
If you like fat women just go to any hillbilly or nog strip club. They'll be plenty and it'll be cheap.
>>29959749
Yea I just don't udnerstand strip clubs at all. When I lived in Japan I could pay about 50 bucks for 50 minutes for 2 girls (one every 25 minutes) where I had all I could drink alcohol and could do anything above waist, including sucking tits. Or I could pay a little over 100 dollars to go to a sex bar where you still technically had to pick up the girls, but it was totally acceptable to walk around basically or totally naked, and instead of getting numbers you fucked or got your dick sucked instead.
>>29959749
You can touch them if you pay them a lot of times. Some might let you do it for no extra charge. Some might not allow it, but they'll definitely touch and rub all over you while dancing.
>>29959756
I'd say thick moreso than fat.
>>29959843
Thick is a dumb meme started by nogs.
>>29959823
How expensive was the trip and did you need to know Japanese/go with friends?
>>29959843
Nice fat girl. Her ass probably looks like the surface of the moon.
>>29959871
Yep. 'Thicc' is an attempt by fatty America to recalibrate the scales.
>>29959873
All of the fun sex stuff in Japan you need to have conversational Japanese. Without it you're stuck going to BJ bars with girls past their prime or dirty Korean girl massages. I lived there for a few years
>>29959958
>>29959871
Thick as in big tits, big ass, wide hips, thick thighs, but a slender waist. It's been the most prominent beauty standard throughout human history.
>>29960030
Well that'll take a while to learn. They do anything like that in other countries?
>>29959722
yeah I go sometimes. they will ask why you're there alone but as long as you're paying its not that big of a deal. the girls are never as hot as the ones in movies
>>29960154
this girl's tits are not really that big. she looks nice though.
>>29960178
As far as I know, outside of swingers clubs/parties theres nothing like sex bars in Japan
but South America, Thailand, and Cambodia all offer threesomes every day for a week vacations for the price of going to an American strip club for a few days during the same week
>>29960193
They are big C small D. Those are big tits if you have any experience with girls outside of porn videos or non obese girls
Was mia sand a former male?
>>29960181
Won't they judge you though and look down on you?
What percentage of guys would you say go alone?
>>29960225
Sounds dope.
>>29960309
>Won't they judge you though and look down on you?
So? All people do that. I just ignore it.
What percentage of guys would you say go alone?
I don't think I've seen anyone as young as me. especially not alone.
>>29960154
Thick thighs and big asses are FAT.
>>29960309
Well dope except for the fact a robot'd get stabbed going alone to South America.
>>29960245
That's true. Half the fucking retards who idolize thicc girls have no experience with women outside of cartoons.
>>29960343
How old're guys in a strip club usually?
>>29960309
Nice sloppy whale. The fuck is wrong with you betas?
>>29960359
Another piggish fat girl. Smh.
>>29960396
>How old're guys in a strip club usually?
How am I supposed to know? by looking at them?
>>29960359
That's a straight up fat girl.
>>29960309
Kek. Who would pay to see that fat ass naked?
>>29959722
You like girls with legs an asses like NFL running backs?
>>29960498
>tfw got to fuck a high school cheerleader/in college on a track scholarship girl
>body was amazing totally flat stomach, nice c tits, had done a couple of small model gigs to help pay for college
>fucking her was like fucking a brick wall because of all the muscle
The best thing about fucking her was showing my friends pictures of her. The tits were nice though
>>29960359
What's with the fat girl shilling on r9k lately? This women has a shit-tier body. 50+ pounds overweight.
>go to strip club back in 2011 with my father
>I was 21
>sit at the empty seat near table, i didn't know what was going on
>the girl starts dancing
>she's putting tits in everyone's faces
>she goes to me
>I'm extremely nervous for I am a virgin
>she says "are you alright?"
>"y-yeah"
>I don't think I blushed so hard in my life
>these were the first tits I have ever touched, they were warm and soft, she smelled nice
>she continues to uncomfortably rub her tits on my face for a few more seconds and collects dollar bills on the floor
>the next girl name is called
>the one who rubbed my face with her tits is pointing and yelling over the loud music looking at me angrily and I didn't know why
>some tough looking dude comes up to me and says "hey buddy you have to leave a tip if you're going to sit here, looks like it's your first time so I'm gonna cut you some slack'
>I'm too afraid to leave my seat and I promptly put 2 dollars in front of me
>another woman comes walking out bending over in front of me
>she's black
>she rubs her tits on my face
>after she's done i muster the courage to walk to the leather seats away from the table
>some 10/10 blonde starts talking to me asking me how my day was
>I fumble and tell her I played call of duty black ops2 and told her I saw some funny rage comics online
>I then reply "how was your day" in a unassertive typical beta voice
>she says something I forget and she asks if I want a private dance for 20bux
>I decline
>I'm drinking the free water that was handed to me and run my hand through the crevice of the seat and find a pink pair of panties
>i put them in my pocket thinking I'm tough shit
>me and my father leave the strip club and in the car I say "aye check this out"
>I pull the pair of panties out of my pocket
>a creepy looking guy pulls a pair of used panties out of his pocket in front of his father
>he laughs at me in a condescending tone
>he told my mother
>she never looked at me the same
>>29960553
Did she have an ass and legs like Adrian Peterson?
Sorry, I like feminine white women.
>>29960601
No she didn't look super strong, her body was more like that hot Felix girl except with bigger tits
>>29960429
You said you were the only younger guy. I'd figure you'd be able to guesstimate the age demographics.
>>29960582
>I fumble and tell her I played call of duty black ops2 and told her I saw some funny rage comics online
>>29960426
>>29960447
>zero belly
>fat
Get your head out of your asses.
>>29961037
>chubby chicks can't suck in their stomach
The biggest lie obese girls spread on the internet is when they wear something tight and suck their gut in to pretend like they are normal weight
Don't bother. Women are cunts, but strippers are a special breed of cunts.
They're just going to suck you of all of your money, then have the bouncer kick shit out of you for the la li lu le los.
If you MUST go to one, order a drink and keep your head down. And for the love of god, say NO if one asks if you want a dance.
