Family tree thread.
Let's see how you cunts do in the gene pool.
>>29959619
go to bed NSA
>>29959644
It's only 9:00
hello mr. nsa pls send me one of your agents to be my boyfriend I promise I won't eat him
such is life when you're a motherfucking ROBOT
>>29959880
>jewish mother
i'm sorry
tfw dad raised jewish and mom raised catholic, yet I was raised with nothing
>>29959973
It's not that bad. I identify more with my Irish half. Don't tell /pol/ they will bully me
>>29960056
You're a quarter Asian though. Which is nice.
>>29960075
apparently, we barely even count as Asian.
Surprise! lt's shit!
>>29960063
>it's not that bad
yet here you are
>>29959687
Holy shit your entire family tree is one of tragedy (even moreso than than the average tale of life's suffering) no wonder you're a robot.
>>29960056
your mom does porn
How strange is that?
Did you ever look?
At least I'm Aryan
>>29960168
The Greek side seems kinda average. My mom is also recovering, it's not that bad.
>>29960230
>3/8 Slav
>Aryan
Get the fuck out.
>>29960282
Fair enough
oregano commentario pls no robot
>>29960243
>2nd gen burger with two grandburgers
>aryan
lol
CRAWWWLING INNNN MY SKINNNN
THESE WOUUNDS THEY WILLL NOT HEAAAUAUAUELEALEL
>>29960243
DU VOLKSVERAETER , laesst dich mit diesen Amerikanern ein, BIST sogar einer...
Und wagst dich arisch zu nennen
>>29960417
Auch Halte den Mund du Cuck. Ich wette, dass du nur Polnisch sind.
I'll just write it out because I'm lazy: mother, father, and grandparents all from glorious burgerland, great-grandparents from Scotland, Denmark, Sweden, and Germany, fuck if I know which ones.
>>29960504
Kannst keinen einzigen deutschen Satz schreiben und schmeisst hier mit Beleidigungen aus Google Translate um dich herum, lern erstmal die arische Sprache, Untermensch
>>29959880
hey friend. your family tree is very similar to mine. half eastern european jew (mother's side) and half irish (father's side).
also, i am a failure so we've got a lot in common.
>>29960230
it's not too bad. she's clothed in a lot of them. maybe soft core porn is too harsh, she did some foot fetish things for her photographer's personal collection. this was when she was skinny mind you, and she thought she was a model.
>>29960549
>>29960504
>>29960417
>They have a kraut chan to fuck off to, also reddit
>>29960549
Lassen Sie mich in Ruhe, Jude.
5/7 Jewish ancestry
russians moved to argentina because of pogroms
both grandfather's family moved to Israel because of holocaust.
I always found it funny how my grandfather on each side of the family left his crappy job in his home country to do the exact same crappy job in America
>>29960737
Also I guess I'm a living /pol/ meme lol
>>29960737
>Even in America Swedes like BBC
Sweden yes indeed!
>>29960737
>Brown+brown=black
Even Latinos aren't safe from Tyrone.
>>29960673
Post nose pics pls
An escape from a feudal past only to wind up in a totalitarian regime, an escape from which led to morons, and those morons happened to bring into the world someone that finally cares about the workers and hopes to end what their monarch ancestors started.
>>29960854
Here you go you fat kike.
>>29960854
about 1 and a half inch
>>29959619
I felt like helping the NSA build a file on me.
>>29960996
this is very impressive anon, you must be severely autistic
>>29960847
It's very common for a half-black person to have a black kid. The black genes don't just disappear, you still carry them.
>>29959619
Oh shit, I have one saved already.Please kill me.
>>29960993
Holy shit that's a nice nose
>ywn have such a long nose
>ywn get to rule the world from the shadows
Goyim feels are the worst.
>>29961033
So did your parents move to America before having you? Or were you born in Ireland/Italy?
>>29961059
>ywn have such a long nose
>ywn get to rule the world from the shadows
sadly, I have not been involved in any inner circle stuff. going to IDF next year to pledge my allegiance to the tribe.
>>29961110
Have a good time shekelbro, I hope you get some /pol/cucks real mad.
>>29961063
I'm a native of Burgerstan. I said in my father's grandparent's description
>great grandfather died on the boat to America
and in my mother's grandparent's description that they were "second generation Irish" meaning that their parents (my great-great grandparents) came to America in the 1900s.
Lot of good it did anyone.
>>29961110
>>29961167
Jews are fucking creepy. Seriously, what the fuck. I honestly wish the holocaust you people love to bring up actually happened, then at least there would be less of you corrupting the world.
>>29959619
I'm impressed people know about their great grandparents. I know shit about mine. I barely know anything about my grandparents. And I haven't spoke to my father since 2009, I don't even know what he's been up to all those years. I guess non-attachment to family bonds runs in my family.
>>29960737
There is no escape for Swedes
>>29961245
>I'm impressed people know about their great grandparents. I know shit about mine.
Some of us still know them, I talked to my great-grandmother last week.
>>29961020
I made it for a /pol/ ancestry thread, but it died before I could finish it. I just have an avid genealogist for a father.
>>29961219
Oy vey goyim it was just a joke, calm down.
>>29959743
Pics qt?
>>29960800
I have a couple Swedish-American cousins with black husbands. Well at least they stayed married. They were military guys.
I've I wasn't such an autistic racist shithead, I'd consider getting a black waifu.
>>29961299
Regardless, it's really fucking scary. Jews literally and unironically control the world. Just Jews.But who controls them?
>>29961327
> I've instead of if.
My brain is disintegrating before my eyes.
>>29960558
You should share it with us just in case
Thus thread makes me feel sad. How do you know so much about your ancestors? I only know up to my grandparents on my moms side... I don't even know who my dad is
my dad's side is from mexico 10 generations back
my mom and her parents are from mexico but my great grandparents are spanish
>>29961245
>>29961393
sorry bros
>>29961393
I have a Mormon family. The way temple ordinances work is that one has to do their own ancestor's work. Many of the big genealogy sites are centered in Utah.
>>29961393
I only know about my great grandparents because Italian. They're all about that shit. My Irish side though is lesser known, but I know they're from Cork, Ireland and when they moved to America.
>>29961443
Okay, it's not necessarily true that one has to do their own ancestor's work, but is the general practice. They give people random names if they have none of their own to do. There is a strict system of documentation before ordinances can be approved.
all normies on my mother's side and all fucked up mentally ill criminals and robots on my dad's side
i wish i could meet my brother but he'd probably hate me
>>29961563
Wow. Good job not killing yourself yet. I don't think I could survive that.
>>29961611
why kill myself when i'm already dead inside
>>29961393
my family had almost nothing to tell me but at some point i did a lot of geneaology research online. i paid for ancestry.com for a couple of years and got a lot of good info. there's also familysearch.org (i think that's what it's called) run by the mormons and it's free info, though to see some of the documents you need to pay.
it's a lot of fun and i recommend it. i felt like i had a history and a vague sense of belonging for the first time.
>>29960417
What are you talking about? The guy you're responding to is American.
That's like saying if your relatives are all Germans except one of your grandparents is from Turkey, you're suddenly a race traitor to the Turkish race and need to know how to speak Turkish and stuff.
Or in my case, I'm almost completely German, but my grandfather may or may not have been from Poland. I don't know because he died before I was born so I never met him.
But if he is, I guess I should move to Poland and start learning polish even though I've been born and raised in Germany
