I am a boy, AmA.
>>29959178
Need my dick sucked. You fem enough famlam?
>>29959178
How do you like your eggs?
>>29959178
Prove it though???
>>29959197
I am not fem, but I can still suck your dick.
>>29959209
Over easy.
>>29959212
How?
>>29959178
would you give me a two armed hug? (no homo)
>>29959254
but are you overly easy?
>>29959254
>How?
Timestamped penor, you retard.
>>29959290
Yes. I would hug you for a whole five seconds too. No homo.
>>29959299
Im still a pure virgin, but that could probably be swayed easily.
>>29959303
Nah, you'll just have to trust that I'm a boy.
>>29959178
are you a motherfucking normie?
>>29959355
What's gone wrong in your life to lead you to be hanging out on /r9k/ tonight?
>>29959402
I am a mild normie, yes. I have some friends and can talk to strangers at least.
>>29959178
Fucking maleanons, we're not going to give you attention just because you have a dick.How did I wind up in bizarro-r9k?
>>29959355
>Nah, you'll just have to trust that I'm a boy
>trust
>boy
This is like one of those which one of us is the liar riddles :(
>>29959429
I just enjoy conversation. This place can be alright at times.
>>29959474
You probably took a left at /x/ instead of a right.
>>29959524
No lies here, I promise. I do understand that a boy on fourchan is hard to believe tho.
>>29959303
d..do you want to see mine maybe instead?
>>29959808
>posting pictures of yourself in compromising positions online for attention
Why are boys such sluts
>>29959808
Let's see what you're packing there, qt
>>29959886
because no one else gives us attention
>>29959808
Do it gayboy.
>>29959903
This is the right answer.
>>29959886
but anon, this isnt compromising
>>29959887
it's actually not too much anon...its kinda small, I'm sorry!
>>29960002
It's not gay if it's just a picture right? I'm still straight
>>29960002
the trick is acceptance
>>29960058
That is a small penis. That's alright though. It makes it easier to deepthroat.
No homo tho, amirite!?
But Are you a cute boi?
>>29960058
hnng. Those full balls. Could drain those happily
>>29960058
>not gay
I see your ass lube, faggot
>>29959808
Hey cool pat the bunny
>>29960058
You fucking queer kill yourself ASAP
>>29960128
well that's not very nice, yo.
>>29960058
small penus
>>29960091
More handsome than cute. I'm manly.
>>29960082
yeah no totally, nohomo bro
>>29960094
I'm sorry, it's been a while since i came
>>29960106
that's for my penis masturbator tube thingy not my butt
>>29960128
i just said I wasn't gay, don't harsh me brah. You're the one in the thread lookin at my penis
>>29960162
weenus
>>29960166
but how do you feel about having your thread derailed by a fagcock?
>>29960212
well shit
>am guy
>>29960221
Meh. I've made threads like this before and they usually are pretty inactive. At least its getting some buzz.
>>29960261
healthy opinion
whereabouts you from? (roughly, naturally)
>>29960212
>for my penis masturbator
Prove it. Post gif or webm with timestamp.
>>29959178
>I am a boy
OMG
will you be my bf?
>>29960302
Ohio. Not in the farmland thankfully.
>>29960315
Yes. We are dating now.
>>29960312
here it is anon, i got one so i can spend more time playing video games instead of masturbating
>>29960347
I visited Ohio once. I lived. It was pretty okay. Was glad to go back to MI though.
>>29959178
Did you know that cute boys who dress like girls make the best programmers?
>>29960446
You could fit your cock in one end, and another in the other.
jus' sayin.
>>29960446
Could be anything.
I can't believe you unless I see you using it.
>>29960477
That may be why I sucked at programming then. I didn't wear panties enough.
>>29960507
for science! IMPORTANT science.
>>29960508
The panties help keep your junk snug. Focused.
>>29960480
sounds erratic and if one doesnt pull out in time then both of you catch the gay :c
>>29960507
I'm not very good at making videos or anything, it's kinda involved. I promise its a penis tube masturbator thingy see:
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Tube-UltraSKYN-Masturbator/dp/B0027CU1MQ
>>29960612
ayy bby I'd catch the gay for a good time.
>>29960446
So are we gonna see your dick in it or not?
And why did you change shirts?
>>29960889
the *hard* questions
>>29960648
i caught the gay once in college, then i went back home and de-gayed
>>29960889
you won't even be able to see my cock in it anyway and also because its like 100 degrees and im sweating balls
