why are guys so easy?
Because nicko is a pathetic orbiter.
>>29958061
Hmm, exploiting the less fortunate and uninformed. Just because you can... doesn't mean you should. For shame!
>tfw the girl you loved fucked you over and made you so jaded you'll never fall for that shit again
Feels good.
I make fake profiles of girls simply to talk to those oribitors and get them to buy me e gift cards for pizza.
>>29958350
op here, just about all of my clothes has been bought by orbiters ^^
>>29958625
So special ^_____^ XD
fuck off
>>29958625
my mom buys all my clothes and pays most of my bills... why are parents so easy?
test post
original I swear plz dont say not
>>29958632
dont be upset anon :)
>>29958216
>loving a girl that used to do this to you
You will fall for that shit again
>>29958061
I don't even buy things for my gf, believe me, I'm wouldn't buy you that piece of shit of memewatch.
lmao this was how I got my trip to europe, talked to the guy for 6 whole months. I swear some guys are just so desperate and dumb. Literally all you have to do is talk to them, you don't even have to show interests, talking to them somehow equates to you liking them in their heads.
>>29958061
one time a girl made my friend carry her books and i started making a whip cracking sound and she got really mad at me...
>>29958350
I need to do this. Fuck. Papa needs some new modeling gear
>>29958759
>talking to them somehow equates to you liking them in their heads.
handsome robot here, women do this too
Orbiters are the dumbest. Holy shit save your money for when you might actually get laid
>>29958350
fake profiles on what?
wait until this bitch enters the real world and finds out her only value is her pussy.
u guys are mad but thats not how u should feel. i think its funny. this girl is being a whore and getting nothing for it, if she had a man's direction in her life she could be making thousands of dollars a day being a whore.
u think this bitch is getting free money but all i see is a directionless whore.
>>29958828
yeah this girl is chump change, getting dudes to buy games and clothes for you??
please.. i get my lackeys to hack into the biggest corporations out there and give me THEIR investing info. Talk about easy hmm? Replace with games and clothes with *ahem* million dollar estates, commodities, and silicon valley tech startups. I coerce them into getting deals that they think are gonna work out for them... news flash for them, they're just gonna get gipped by my group of the best lawyers I can buy.
>>29958828
>>29958923
you guys are taking this too seriously...
you guys do realize that this thread is proving that guys are easy, right? they just make some mediocre bait and boom 100+ reply thread
>>29958996
buddy. think life is just a joke? I put 110% into everything i do. I've been working the game since i could talk and i learned how to speak the word of money before i could speak the word of man.
>>29959042
i make some mediocre bait in the form of cheap advertising, cutting costs, and evading taxes. But instead of a 100+ reply thread, it's buying a 100+ million dollar tech startup from some dimwitted college kids.
>>29958768
That's because she knew you were catching on
>>29959107
So basically, you engage in the only sort of crime that requires capital to get into, and then bitch at others for not having the necessary capital to also do the same kind of fraud you do
ok
>>29959125
crime? please, don't be so crude. I've got multiple accountants working those tax code books, everything I do is 100% legal, just gotta know how to game the system buddy. Think your taxes are gonna be paying for your public healthy and sewers? think again, i've donated to my fair share of politicians and i think my wallet has a bit of a bigger vote then you do...
>>29959168
you talk like a sam hyde sketch
lol I love comedy
I mean, you get free stuff, but orbiters can be kind of creepy.
>>29959771
they suck. the feigned interest is so obvious and makes me sick to my stomach. I love exploiting them; They only see me an an opportunity to bust a nut, so I might as well make it work for me.
>>29959834
I've never actually used them for anything besides free drinks before.
>>29958061
because most men instinctively understand that women are inherently whores, and if we buy them things or give them money, there's a high likelihood that they'lll do sexual things for us in return.
>>29958796
none handsome robot here
women still do this anyway
people are fucking egoistical assholes
>>29959834
finally starting to learn eh? It's a dog eat dog world. Mommy and daddy didn't to break it to that ol sweet lil missy heart of yours that there are some big bad dudes out there trying to exploit you. But you seem like you wizened up a bit and learned the tools of the trade of the hook line and sinker?
>>29959989
Why did this turn me on?
>>29959989
I thought the "everyone on /r9k/ has autism" thing was supposed to be a meme.
>>29960021
HA! so startled by a freethinker you instantly think i have a mental disorder? please. This is a brain that got an MBA at Wharton. I've got all the latest nootropics, courtesy of some hot shots egg heads at Silicon Valley, so i'd say my brain computing is... hmm.. about three times the level of yours.
>>29958350
what site anon?
>>29958061
>why are betas so easy
ftfy
>>29960179
pls let this be b8
>>29960179
Is your MBA like pick related?
>>29958061
nice! thanks for the tip <3
milking guys for their 0 worth as they fail to get govt support > lmao
if betafags can abuse the welfare system to get NEETbux, i can pretend to like them so i can scam and leave their ass in the dust, right?
fuck college
betascam come up <3
>>29958828
lmao y u so irate tho? ;-;
what u think aint gon stop her from getting PAIDDDDD hahahahahah suckaaaaaaa XD
>>29958825
My best guess is steam or one of those dating apps/facebook
>>29960283
Girls like you make me hate my own gender
>>29960265
Don't think so buddy. Esteemed business school, lotta connections, starting salary 250K a year. that was a ten years ago, met my mentor at that job, Bernard Goldenberg, look him up on linkedin. many a good golf games to be had with that man, rest in peace, he was a holocaust survivor, but he made the most out of his riches. Started from the bottom up, retired a multibillionaire. That's why i don't support Bernie. Socialism? never works. I believe in the free market, it's how i got here to where I am today. And what's the big idea making fun of the mentally ill? makes me sick. I volunteered at a mental hospital a few years back, in one of my company's "outreach" campaigns. Great fellows everywhere, really makes you appreciate what you've got in life..
>>29958061
I did the opposite, I actually bought games for the guy I'm madly in love with who dosen't give a shit about me
>>29958721
xD my orbiters bought me the latest vibrator xD XD rawr!
fuck off roastie
>>29960405
>berg
Fuck, why are they always right?
>"directionless whore"
nah, with the money she's getting, shes putting down on stocks + investing in real estate. she doesn't need to lift a finger and has guys asking her to move in with them in their top-lvl high rise condos. what are you doing with your life and dat perma limp dick in hand?
>>29960179
In all honesty, you sound retarded.
In all likelihood, you are a troll.
>>29960487
sound retarded to you? good, I ain't tryna impress some schmucks. Now the big shots, mark zuckerberg, elon musk? Those are the guys i'm playing baseball with. Not some minor league shooters. Yeah yeah, i get it, guy sounds cocky, "retarded (that word makes me sick)", maybe even crazy. But the real innovators? I see tons of guys like me, and trust me, they have potential. Thinking outside the box, that's what gets your foot in the door. Closed mind like that? you're not gonna get anywhere...
it's funny bc all the shrimps getting mad have 0 economic standing and 0 shit irl to be having an opinion. i'm sorry but you don't have an education, money, looks, personality, values, mentality, or intellect. you're a useless piece of turd covered in expired menstrual blood.
you're getting all heated as if your ass COULD get milked lmaooo nigga look at your savings
>look @ dat acne
>look @ ur bony ass frame
>look @ ur desperate clingy cringey ass behavior
meanwhile girls be getting told things like:
"no baby, i don't want you to lift a finger. i don't want you to have to work. i don't want my girl doing that." LMAOOO ayyyy;^)
fragile niggas need not exist
>>29960179
>Getting a masters in anything except education and medicine
>Business Administration out of anything
You're retarded
>>29958181
>uninformed
please tell me how he's uninformed
>>29960651
... education? are you retarded?
>>29960651
My boss at the private equity firm i used to work at said it was absolutely necessary to see some upper exec oh so important jobs at my work. Hardly remember it but I had all expenses paid. Have to say though... without it, I would't be where I am today. Truly blessed by the opportunity.
>>29960618
I like to think that you're actually a really pasty white kid with greasy hair, oversized glasses, and you live with your parents in some sheltered suburb, but you talk like you're on black Twitter because this is like some ebonics faze you're going through.
>>29960694
Masters in Education is required to teach at universities, which pay much much more.
>>29958061
i feel you though
most of these boys, especially on r9k, are happy to even get a reply back lol
you don't have to do anything
literally just pretend to be a girl and they'll roll over and fetch lmao
[the hardest part is trying not to hang oneself from the disgust]
when you can finally block them, though, it's fun watching em play dead bc you can finally run away (also fucking cringeworthy and shudder-inducing as fuck lmao.)
>>29960724
just your average girl next door ;)
>>29960883
haha i know right
im a girl btw ;^)
Lol this bait
Why does r9k like roleplaying as women so much?
