Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
>>29957867
Inflammatory bowel disease.
>>29957867
my crippling depression
Occasional schizophrenic episodes
>>29957867
existential depressionwasnt original, what a suprise
Gayness
>>29957867
A tendency to cry in public
>>29957867
cIinical obesity
Arrhythmia!
Domo Oregano, Mr Roboto.
>>29957867
social anxiety and male pattern baldness
Epilepsy
asdfasef
The race card
eczema, and a limp dick due to jelqing
>>29957867
Autism
Gee what a surprise this isn't original
He gets to be half asian with intense depression.
stupidness
>>29957867
gluttony, sloth, alcoholism, and ennui
A 5"1 manlet with no masculine features but is not gay enough to be a trap
anime knowledge
Nothing. He gets nothing at all.
Cystic acne scars
>>29957867
Type 2 diabetes, take that kirby
>>29957867
Autism and depression
>>29957867
his cock always stinks, no matter how much he washes it
the ability to speak and understand ebonics
>>29958133
>yfw you are Kirby
>>29958177
No. Kirby gains power. I only lose them.
Shin splints and eczema :/
the depression
Pubic hair that is longer than his penis
Why live?
Askreddit is that way >
alcoholism and responsibility avoidance
>>29957867
Homosexual urges
>>29958271
I shouldn't of laughed at this as hard as I did, I'm sorry anon.
>>29957867
Orgasms at will.
Kirby is now a severely depressed middle aged nursing instructor. You should be more selective old top.
>>29957867
godlike piano talent and the unavoidable urge to shit his guts out every 10 minutes
>>29957867
zero refractory period
Autism and a god complex
>>29957867
He gains the power to give a contrarian, devils advocate response to anything he hears.
>>29957867
alcoholism
blox
>>29957867
apathy
fillerfillerfillerfillerfiller
lyme disease!
Procrastination and Never-Ending Masturbation
>>29957867
He gets Lyme Disease! Cool!
And not just the kind that makes you ache, but it also fucks with your brain and makes you go blind. Suck it up, Kirby.
>>29957867
the power of invisibility to women
Grows tits and starts lactating because that's the closest thing to a power I have
>>29957867
apathy and alcohol addiction
An obsession with young teenage girls and Catholicism
>>29957867
Kibry gets high as fuck.
>Porn addiction and chronic depression and anxiety
I don't want to do this to Kirby
>>29958173
what about writing:^)
>>29958543
Sounds pretty hot. Id nurse on kirby.
>>29958580
Hahaha preach brother!
kirby gets my big black dick (bbc)
>>29958667
>niggers
>writing
>>29958530
yo waddup lyme disease bro!
This shit sure does suck
my crippling oneittis i transferred to my nerdy co-worker
Charismatic false hope and the ability to motivate others in the process.
>>29959060
>>29958530
I laugh at your misfortune and I'm sorry
>>29959192
I'm sorry that I spent a night in the woods!
>>29957867
The power of retardation
>>29959270
Who the fuck are you?
I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE VAGINA!!
Squat 140kg
Fast sprinting
Lifting for size is a joke, also known aa "bodybuilding"
>>29959270
Is that the disease from ticks where it fucks with you for life, with no cure?
The ability to masturbate to granny porn and feel good about it
>>29959414
What's with all these fucking questions!?
procrastination powers
>>29957867
A huge penis
>>29959508
>terrible lying skills
>>29959371
I'd like to see you try bitch
>>29959414
pretty much, but if you get antibiotics early enough you can recover completely
A cute little blackbelt and awesome skills
>>29957867
He becomes a little horny.
>>29959667
being good video games isn't a skill
>>29959796
>18yrs training, 4 years instructing
He also does become pretty good at rocket league too
260 pounds and an ear infection
>feelsbadman
Skeleton kirby
>>29959817
Masturbation is not a crime
