>finally get offered a job >have to take pre employment

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2016-07-15 02:06:40 Post No. 29957519
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:06:40 Post No. 29957519 [Report]

>finally get offered a job
>have to take pre employment drug test
>have stomach flu at the same time
>literally explode diarrhea all over the toilet while trying to make a piss sample
>black nurse walks into the room after and yells "aw lawdy!" after seeing the shit sprayed toilet
>make no eye contact or conversation the entire time she's closing out my test
Why did I think being a wageslave would be a good idea

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:07:51 Post No.29957548
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>>29957519
that's a pretty rare Tomo, friend

>ib4 cebruz shits up the thread

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:08:54 Post No.29957562
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>Not taking mouth based drug testing

It's like you want to suffer

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:09:04 Post No.29957568
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>>29957548
>rare
Laffin
Brb summoning ceb

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:09:40 Post No.29957574
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>>29957568
Now im here

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:11:05 Post No.29957596
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>>29957562
You don't have a fucking choice.
They didn't even tell me what drugs they were testing for.

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:11:38 Post No.29957602
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>>29957574
Very gut

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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:41:23 Post No.29958123
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Anonymous 2016-07-15 02:41:23 Post No.29958123 [Report]

My only opportunity to smoke with my brother is this weekend and I have an interview tomorrow...I hope to god they drug test me then and there so I can go home and get stoned to make peace with employment again.