Gay/bi thread because I didn't feel like doing it last night.
Ask a bisexual anything, ask anyone who wants to answer anything, talk about gay stuff and flip the bird to everyone who wants us to go to /lgbt/I'm not going to post any pics or exchange any information. If you want to let people drool over your penis then post away. Also let's keep the meetups and steam whoring to a minimum please.
>>29956952
>tfw want bf but the idea of doing anything sexual terrifies me
I feel like I would tense up and not be able to do anything right. Too many variables to think about. I would like to cuddle though.
Please go back to /lgbt/ and use this shamwow to patch the hole in your containment board
>>29957004
Sometimes you just need to go for it. If it's someone you care about then they'll probably understand and could even help you.
>>29957079
lol you sure told me
>>29956952
Are you actually a qt op?
Will you be my !BRIde?
>>29957125
>they'll probably understand and could even help you
What if it takes a long time before I'm comfortable? Seems like most guys want to go straight to sex and wouldn't want to put up with me.
>>29957180
I hope I'm a qt. I plan to find companionship with a woman in the end though. Sorry.
>>29957185
That's a pretty tough question. It is really hard to have a slow and emotion-driven gay relationship.
I really don't have an answer other than the typical "Just be patient!" or "There's someone out there for everyone!" which doesn't help you whatsoever.
why am I only attracted to feminine guys? some people say it's a phase and I will eventually level up to normal guys.
You fire fuels have your own board
>>29957004
>tfw this is me, excepti'm straight
is there any hope for me?
>>29957221
>I really don't have an answer other than the typical "Just be patient!"
That's ok I understand.
Unrelated to earlier but I'm bi, lean towards women but I have been fantasizing about men more often, feel really ashamed and guilty afterwards. Other people say it goes away eventually and I just can't seem to shake it. Not really looking for answers just want to vent.
>>29957228
It's possible you have some insecurities or may just not be "that" gay. Do you see men in real life that you're attracted to? If not it may mean that you're just over-masturbating and your sexual appetite is causing you to venture further than your actualy sexuality.
>>29957249
Wow, thanks man. I had no idea.
>>29957277
I think >>29957125 has the right idea with finding someone that makes you feel comfortable or can guide you along.
I would have doubts in the back of my mind and think they are judging me, very insecure.
>>29956952
Curious fag here,What do you guys think of tattoos?
>>29957324
nah, never been into dudes irl, but when it comes to porn I love dicks and traps!
tried hooking up with a trap just to test my gay level, but he rejected me so looks like I may never know for sure until I find another
>>29957324
>Do you see men in real life that you're attracted to? If not it may mean that you're just over-masturbating and your sexual appetite is causing you to venture further than your actualy sexuality
Uh oh this may be me. Then again I might be picky. Only fantasized about a few guys in real life. Also when I fantasize it's more about emotional feelings than looks. Don't have a 'type' but not interested in super hairy guys. Need emotional connection before I'm attracted to a guy sexually which hasn't happened yet.
>doing laundry in dorms at 3am
>go to elevator to get back to room
>guy holds door for me
>he says "have a nice night!" as he leaves
>think about us getting into a relationship
>>29957374
I think tattoos are cool, although I don't have a preference for them over no tattoos
>>29957374
Honestly unless they're really bad I don't care.
I plan to bite the bullet and get a really expensive and big tattoo but I haven't had a chance to get it done.
I plan to travel to a really reputable artist rather than something near by. I'd also have to plan ahead as it would probably be a multi-trip tattoo.
>>29957406
Make sure you where a condom. That's risky territory.
>>29957425
You sound like you're actually a bit gay.
>>29957455
This is me. Forgot my trip. It's pretty typical.
>>29957492
>You sound like you're actually a bit gay
Probably, guess it's denial. I'll think I'm straight but then realize straight guys don't fap to twinks frotting
If you've had sex, you're not a robot. Just fuck off man, we robots only have this board for us while you have the entirety of 4chan.
>>29957575
Hey >entirety of 4chan guy. How are you doing tonight?
>>29957617
This is the first time I post in these threads. If you've heard this before, why do you keep pestering robots, you normalfag?
Not to mention you're a tripfag attention whore. Man, I'm gay and it really sucks that you're the image of us on this board.
>>29957793
>it's the first time I post in these threads
Sure man. You say the same thing almost every time. Literally almost word for word.
>pestering robots
I didn't realize having threads that often span multiple days and provide lots of great discussion was "pestering robots"
>tripfag attention whore
That would be true if I used it outside of this thread and for attention rather than its original and intended purpose. I use it to maintain my identity during discussion and as the OP. I'm using it for what it's made for.
>it really sucks that you're the image of us on this board
You talked about this last time too.
Any sissy boys want to rate ? What would you do?
>>29957865
>gas had sex
>still comes to this board
>expects not to get shit
anytime and everytime i've met someone for casual sex it's never been good and i end up leaving, and they're like "no hang out" and i tell them no i'm gonna go and they're all sad and dejected, but it's never good.
it's never good. it's always really awkward and gross, but i'm not interested in dating men, so i would rather not invest emotions into a brick wall like that, but sex with strangers is just always so weird.
you decide if i'm straight idgaf desu
>>29957997
Personally it isn't my type.
>>29958033
I don't see how I'm not expecting it.
I included it in my OP, didn't I? Sorry I insulted the hivemind but I really don't care.
>>29958083
You've willingly had sex with a man? I'm pretty sure that makes you gay.
>>29958106
what's amusing to me is you saying that as if it's a first for everyone in here
>>29958106
The OP only refers to /lgbt/, which I haven't mentioned. I did say I'm gay myself.
I don't see anything in the OP addressing the fact that you're a normie who keeps posting on a board for robots.
>>29958195
I honestly don't understand what you're trying to say.
between trans and gay, only one is real. either trans was so taboo that people compensated by being gay, or gay was so taboo that people compensated by being trans. if nobody gave a shit about what people did, all gay people and all trans people would be one or the other. one would cease to exist. accept this entire premise because it is 100% true. now my question for you is: which is the real one? gay? or trans?
>>29956952
There's literally an entire fucking board for degenerate sexual deviants like you.
>>29958288
Thanks. I didn't realize.
>>29958312
>ignoring me
I see you only "btfo" people who use the same arguments every time on you and ignore the rest.
>>29958364
Penis is delicious. You denying that only makes it more delicious. Mmmm. Penis.
>>29958364
Could you reply to me with your post number? I would love to reply if it makes any sense.
>>29958409
What? I'm a gayanon.
>>29958427
Sure, here. >>29958234
Are you a bottom or a dom? Also why?
>Tfw all I want is a qt boy to tell me he loves me and cuddle me as we go to sleep in each others arms.
Why do all gays have to be such sluts? How do you people even enjoy random hookups? You might as well just jack off desu
>>29958455
Uh, sweetie, trust me. You aren't gay.
>>29958455
Well I struggle to see how you "never said you were gay" as you have now said it twice or thought it was relevant for the post you replied to. That's mostly why I didn't bother. It mixed me up and I would have rather you replied to the post before that because it would have made more sense.
I'm not really a normie though. I'm pretty sure the fact I really enjoy penis inside of my butthole excludes me from that category. Also this board isn't for robots.
>>29958460
I'm a bottom. I really like the submissive side of gay sex. Having a guy force his cock into my ass and do as he pleases is satisfying for me. I love how a man pants as he drops his semen onto my back, slowly rubbing my cock until I cum.
>>29958539
You were saying I liked penis just a post ago.
>>29958559
It takes more than liking penis to be gay. An actual gay person would know that.
>>29958553
woah that was intense.
>>29958499
Are you me? I dont even care about sex since im a huge narcoleptic.
I just want someone to cuddle with while i sleep.
>>29958312
Well then you have no fucking excuse to ruin this board even more.
>>29958553
>I struggle to see how you "never said you were gay"
My post said "I DID say I'm gay." I was admitting it, not the opposite. Can you read?
>I'm pretty sure I'm not a normie
Is capable of attracting another human to the point of having sex, is capable of showing his naked body to someone without a panic attack
>not a normie
>Also this board isn't for robots.
Gotta love how every normie goes through the same mental leaps. First you tried to excuse your position, but by the end you just gave up and attacked the board in general.
I ask my original question again: Why can't you go to all the other websites normies have available?
>>29958601
This isn't gay either. None of you are gay.
>>29958553
>I'm a bottom. I really like the submissive side of gay sex. Having a guy force his cock into my ass and do as he pleases is satisfying for me. I love how a man pants as he drops his semen onto my back, slowly rubbing my cock until I cum.
This is ALMOST gay.
Can anyone tell me if it is a good idea to become gay just to avoid the stigma of being a single male outcast?
Right now I'm basically just "internet gay"; I fap to traps and feminine men a lot, but I don't like body hair, beards, muscles etc.
>>29958651
Because I like you sad faggots. You're a lot more fun than normal gay people. I can actually share my experiences and talk about real stuff instead of drama and bitching at eachother. Also a lot of pure-gay people dislike me because I'm bisexual.
>>29958655
Damn. I have a lot to learn then.
>>29958676
You probably won't make it all the way and will find yourself regretting it more in the end.
>>29958655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg
Le nightly normie thread
Die
>>29958724
I'd say people dislike you because you're a passive aggressive cunt who goes where he has no business going, shits up the place and actually tries to deny it when confronted about it. At least you just gave up and admitted to being a normie now. The next step would be for you to leave.
Being gay is wrong and immoral. Yes, I know, erect boners feel amazing in your mouth and butthole. But Jesus Christ said these colors don't run, and neither should semen down a man's back or chin. Proverbs 2:13
>>29956952
I hate this shit act like sperg with both genders all the time because I can't stop thinking lewd thoughts of them...
>>29958601
Are you the same anon from the other thread last night?
>tfw no bf to cuddle with
a faggot from college had a crush on me but he is a Chad ew.
>>29959047
show us your face, Anon
>>29958995
Im that obvious huh?
>>29958804
Considering how successful my threads typically are and how often healthy, involved discussion occurs I'm really not concerned with whether or not you think people like me.
It's really cute how upset you are that someone has it better than you. It's obvious that the only reason you're sp angry about my threads is that you wish you had the experiences I've had. You hide your insecurities with false authority and claim that there's a law that I must follow and that you decide what happens.
I also don't see how I'm shitting the board when, unlike you, I haven't bought into a hivemind that fights against original content and allowing trye discussion. Unlike you I welcome people to provide to this fantastic off-topic board with their various perspectives. Unlike you who wants the board to be black and white. No fun. All loathing. All the same. It sounds to me that by you attempting to force out the different you are the one shitting up the board.
I still haven't called myself a normie, as I'm not one. I'm a fag who likes to talk to people online for fun. Instead of hanging out friends I lay in bed talking about penis.
And the conclusion is, I'm never going to leave. Honestly you getting so fussy about it makes me want to stay more. Perhaps instead of waiting a day like I usually do I'll just start a new thread the moment I notice this one dies.
Suck my tiny, circumsized cock.
>>29959074
He had a huge azn fever, but sorry, I'm not qt and I would prefer a manlet to ravage me >.>
any gay or bi boys hit me up
[email protected]
>>29958972
10/10 legitimately laughed
>>29959047
Let him force your head on his cock and tale him for a ride.
I ASKED HIM ON A DATE TOMORROW AND HE SAID YES!!!!!!
Where would you want a cute boy to take you, /r9k/?
How do I find someone that will make me his cumrag
>>29956952
which hestia doujin is that
>>29959183
dick first into his gay butthole
>>29959086
Yeah, kinda obvious. Wish I could stay up and talk about comfy feels but I have work tomorrow morning. Maybe another time.
>>29959183
Anywhere as long as I could be with the cute boy.
You people got your own board and yet STILL you have to come here and shit this place up with your garbage.
Remember to sage, hide, and report.
>>29959183
This is how you convince me to let you pound my boipussi
>take me to brunch at a hip cafe all the try hard normies are going to
>afterwards we go to something cool like a zoo or a botanical garden. Something pretty where you walk around romantically
>afterwards we eat dinner somewhere where we can eat outside
>we better have some drinks there too
>then we have to go to some fun stores like a record shop or a comfy bookstore
>then we have to go somewhere quiet and nice like a small coffee shop or a really pretty landmark
>then take me to your bed room and let it rip
>>29959202
I don't know its name but I know it's written by Ohtomo Tajuki who's a favorite of mine.
>>29959255
Sleep well anon,don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>29959354
Thanks, I have a soft blanket to keep me warm. Looking forward to sleeping lots this weekend.
PENISES DON'T GO INTO BUTTS YOU SILLIES! That's for doo doo! God damn, bunch of silly gooses up in here!
I'm bi, but I only like women and effeminate/weak men, is that normal?
>email a dude that calls himself a trap
>he sounds normie as fuck
>likes parties, says he looks straight, and likes dickno shit
>wants to buy costumes at a sex shop instead of cosplays
I can't do it, I'd rather stay virgin. The idea of meeting someone to have sex also really creeps me out.
What lewd stuff can I call my boyfriend when we're cuddling? I called him a slut once but I started laughing because it felt dumb.
>>29959736
Stud?
I dunno, I'm what at that as well :P
>Only ever been interested in women
>Start getting sudden cravings to be a pure bottom and have my ass pounded all the time
I'm still not even really attracted to men
>>29959814
Same for me, just as a top and wanting to dominate a little sub and fuck his mouth and ass while I jerk him off and then cuddle with him and whisper lewd fantasies in his ear... aaaaaand I'm a fucking faggot <3
>>29959857
Must be something in the water
>>29959498
There are tons of possible answers. You could be slightly gay, you may just be over-indulging with masturbation.
>>29959654
The way you put it does make it seem a bit questionable.
>>29959736
I don't know if cuddling is the right time to say lewd things. It's more of a comfy time for me.
>>29959889
>I don't know if cuddling is the right time to say lewd things. It's more of a comfy time for me.
It is when he starts grinding his butt on your dick and you slap him.
>>29959736
i like being called a faggot while cuddling
>>29959914
I guess I can't related on this when it comes to gay stuff. I'm typically the small spoon or in whatever other sub-cuddle positions there are.
When I'm with a girl I usually big spoon and they obviously wouldn't like lewd talk while cuddling.
>>29959889
I don't want to lose my virginity to a normie that might not even be cute. This might sound stupid, but it means a lot to me.I'm 21, I deserve to have my first time with someone one, prefarably not a 1 night stand too
>>29960123
I'm more concerned with the whole "I look like a totally straight dude but I swear I'm a trap. Also please buy me expensive sex clothes. I swear I'm a trap" thing.
>>29960422
He wasn't asking me to buy him stuff, but the part about saying he totally looks and passes as a straight dude was weird. Also describing himself as someone who likes dick sounded really creepy.
>>29960500
Sounds like you're dabbling in the wrong part of the hookup culture. There's some pretty concerning and desperate people out there.
got drunk and had a one night stand on grindr.
>guy didnt use enough lube, anal hurt.
>sucking dick is nice. i want to do it more
>still couldnt get a hard on myself
>dude rimmed me, it was weird,
kinda decent
>>29960613
I guess so, but I honestly have no idea of what I'm doing. And I might be the one who sounds desperateI'm anxious as fuck
I always lurk these threads because I feel lonely, but then it just heightens tfw no bf and I feel more lonely.
Somebody hold me
>>29959350
You've probably said this a bunch in previous threads but how do you go about setting up a date like that? Do you use tinder or grinder or where do you meet these people, do you have to expressly tell them you're a bottom to get that kinda treatment?
>>29960804
C-Come here anon. Let's hug each other tight.
>>29959350
>>29960884
>all that time and money to have sex
Literally how do you guys do it?
>>29960884
Honestly I haven't been taken on a date like that in a while. I've only been in a real relationship with a man twice. I really don't like being in relationships with guys, they just seem like a waste of time because I know the "perfect" guy for me exists and he's married to a woman. Also he's my best friend and I've never been attracted to him.
Now it's more like
>go see some friends perform in a shitty play
>meet the cute stud who plays lead at the little party thing afterwards
>he buys me a couple drinks and tells a few funny stories
>we go to his place and we fuck
Grindr is really more of a hook-ups thing from my experience. I don't really like online stuff anyways.
>>29961000
Being the only cute guy who likes dick in the wealthy suburbs of Dallas had its perks.
>>29961000
I'm virgin so maybe I don't have a bunch of time for sex. Money part is easy just be born into a good family
>the queer thread is fucking full of posts
Behold, the exposition of buggery which results from social seclusion, internet addiction, and degeneracy begetting more degeneracy.
I know because I am here.
>always had gay fantasies but never acted on them
>recently shaved my entire body from chest to toes
>took lewd pictures
help, i'm afraid i'm gonna buy a dildo or something soon if this doesn't stop
>>29961041
>>29961070
>spending all that money on someone you barely know
>spending hours of your life in order to captivate such person
Money is not a problem for me and I can't see myself ever doing that. Maybe that's why I'm a weird virgin.
>>29961106
silly frogposter
>>29961116
Yesssss, let the faggotry flow through you, show risque pics.
>>29961041
Fuck, I get that you're not like an expert gay or whatever, but do you have any advice on penetrating (pun intended) the gay scene in an area? I just want to find a decent guy who I can get to know and trust before getting anal'd by him. I'm qt too if that helps. I have no connections to the "scene" whatsoever but there are a lot of gays around here.
>>29961116
Buy a dildo baby. Get one with a suction cup for in the shower.
Just raising your legs and awkwardly fucking yourself while trying to not hit yourself in the balls gets old.
>>29961179
If you reeeeally just want to dive in and get some dick then just do the typical hookup stuff. Just be careful.
>>29959350
>Ohtomo Tajuki
ty
>>29961976
Lol oops
If you haven't figured it out literally three hours later its Ohtomo Takuji.
>>29956952
go to fucking /lgbt/, y'know the board meant for this trash
>>29956952
I know this is not a question, but please kill yourself
>>>/lgbt/
>>29962041
Nah I got it. Google just autocorrected it for me didn't even know it was spelt incorrectly
>>29962063
>>29962488
If you don't want a thread to exist, don't bump it.
>>29962512
Good. That guy's stuff is fantastic.
>>29962515
Get out of here with that maturity and logic.
>>29962515
you can't tell me what to do, fag
you have been muted for 4 seconds
would you date a pill-popping androgynous freak of nature?
if they were cute
>>29962747
Yes, and help you not pop so many pills, and much snuggle.
>>29962779
oh well the implication was that the pills are hormone pills
and they wouldnt stop taking them
>>29962806
Oooh, got it, am of much idiocy.
>>29956952
>and flip the bird to everyone who wants us to go to /lgbt/
At first i was gonna say "Why? >>>/lgbt/ is literally your home board but you feel like you have to come here and spread your degeneracy? "
But i'm actually curious, what do you guys think of >>>/lgbt/ ? because after thinking about it, i'd rather you guys here than on lgbt where they fucking raid boards and encourage everyone to go trans just for their own sick desires
>>29962894
r9k has no topic
lgbt is a blue board
lgbt board culture is very different
