>about to fall from ironic detachment into actual misery
be my bf
no darkies, euro or ausfags
>implying you're even female
>implying that if you were female you'd really want a robot bf
Do you have a dick?
It is needed information to know.
Oh and this comment was not original.
>>29954169
I'm european but I fucking hate europe. Do I qualify?
>>29954169
What about Canadians? Are we fine or..?
>>29954843
I have a real life clit.
>>29954855
no because I can't sleep in your bed in fucking europe.
post soles please
>>29954169
Post a timestamped picture and we'll see what happens.
>>29954885
Canada is gr8
I'm not leaving my kik here but I'll maybe throw a message to those of you who leave urs
>>29954959
i'm somewhere above a betafag and I have my shit in order, I come here for shits and giggles but a part of me feels like I belong here.
My skype is Giffybox hmu
>>29954956
nah I mean I'll throw you a sc if I think you're cute or whatever but other than that you're barking up the wrong tree
>>29954169
you would disgust me if i was even surprised at this type of behavior.
>>29954982
and no skype
>>29954982
>snapchat
Gtfo roastie whore. Reeeee
How dark is to dark, are you in to race based role play in bed
>>29954169
Can I use you for your vagina, and maybe even convince you that I'm actually your bf before I ditch you?
Add me on Snapchat you stupid ugly whore
'hack_blastard'
post feet or im gonna close your thread and play video games and eat pizza
video games and pizza > femanon
however,
femanon's feet > video games and pizza
What traits do you desire in a bf?
Does UK count as euro now that we voted to leave?
>>29955004
suck a dick bc skype is gay and I can't tell your picture is fake if u don't use snap
>>29955011
gtf off my board if u even have to ask
>>29955042
if you post your feet I'll think about it fuckface
>>29955039
you sound black, not interested
>>29955090
christ fags I don't want your attention, I want one nice, anxious boy who's around here for the feels
>>29955090
>if you post your feet I'll think about it fuckface
my webcam feet
fembot btfo.
now post your feet. but do a better picture than mine.
>>29954169
How old are you?
Pls succ me
>>29955090
100% German you cunt. Just because hack rhymes with black doesn't mean I'm a Moor. Are you stupid?
Post your snapchat, not only looking for you, I just want more people to send my nipples to so that goes for anyone.
Are you in BC, Canada?
>woman
>irony
Jezebel columnist detected. I don't care if your snatch cures AIDS, this shit is no-go.
>>29955134
my kik is rightfullyso, let's see how we mesh over kik but i'm keeping an open mind to this not working out but hey ill try and keep it interesting
>>29955195
>pretending to not orbit
embarassing
hey you remind me of myself in 9th grade
the only love i feel is for jean baudrillard, are you okay with being a third wheel?
>>29955090
Add me on snapchap and get one FREE nipple pic
SC - hack_blastard
>>29955322
ah yeah I mean I read simulation and his fragments in like ninth grade, I've just been able to keep my shit up. leave your kik then
>>29955214
in fact,
I'll be your BF if you promise to murder me in my sleep
>>29955385
If yes then we can meet? I can eat you out if you agree
>>29955359
join the military already you cunt
>>29955385
i make a joke, my big nigger lips, fat face and kike nose turn off women too much and i do not live up to my muddy blood line in any way.
screened out seems pretty approachable too.
>>29954169
no women allowed you dumb racist bitch
>A 'Femanon' posts she's looking for a boyfriend.
>All these replies.
Disgusting.
>>29955423
My father's existence will likely make me fail the top secret clearance, so I won't get the jobs I want. If I don't get the job I want I'm out.
My dad is a madman and once they see his online presence they'll deny me.
Even the worst case scenario never works for me.
>>29955413
have you left your contact yet
>>29955433
I still don't like niggers
>>29955470
I'm trying to figure out if you're from Vancouver area so I know if there's a point
>>29955470
i like to pretend they're hairless wookkies
>>29954169
Kill yourself, you dumb ugly attention whoring """"femanon"""" loser piece of trash.
>>29954169
I will be the BF. However, I do not like sex, I find sex to be a disgusting and shameful act
hey...moms not home so.....
I can be your boyfriend tonight
kik: EliLov3s
>>29955483
>>29955470
Anyway, my email is [email protected]
if you'd like to talk
>tfw white American
>too beta even to try for OP
>>29954169
Why the fuck are you living outside of your homeland then? (presuming you're not a native American)
>>29954169
>being """""miserable"""""
>women
lol
I already pulled the ho guys, threads over.
she literally fell for my katana
How does this feel?
>>29954169
>no darkies
>unironically displaying trump hat
My heart can't take this many feels all at once. What would a bot have to do to be your bf. What sort of activities would we partake in? What are your interests. How do you spend your days. If you like rap or consider it music you can fuck off and die. But yeah, tell us about yourself oh so very rare roast.
>>29956344
Proof or gtfo
originaliswear
>>29956220
you think I'm posting on /r9k/ because I don't want extreme beta. you must think I'm real fucking stupid
anyways anons my kik is 5556664201, I'm sleepy, show me your faces or I'll assume you cannot follow direction and I will not respond
if you're too shy leave yours
>>29956372
women don't like questions b. They like a mysterious katana weilding gentleman.
Thread's over folks. Live without the blade and you'll die without it, a shriveled genetic legacy that could've been but you ignored the blade. Next time a fair maiden is present, you'll remember to come armed.
So long, baka.
>>29954169
Go to /pol/ if you want someone to protect you from the muds.
>>29956414
I have a gf. I just was intrigued by the proposition of a female wanting to get with an actual robot. I hid your first post the moment I noticed your trip, should do the same with this one too but I feel it necessary to correct you. Women love engaging conversation. Women love men who understand them. Just as you'd grow tired of a girl who was too brain-dead to reciprocate a worthwhile discussion, as is the case for women with guys. There's a line to how much you can nod your head to dismissively until it becomes apparent you have no reason to be together.
>>29956497
I can tell from your post that you have no knowledge of the blade. Your '''''gf'''''' will soon find an armed man (someone like me) that could promise her safety.
Damn shame.
>>29956406
Is your profile pic Constanza?
>>29956575
I'm arguing with a child.
>tfw
>>29956660
Funny post, weakling.
Do you think they'd let a child wield these? Pic related, it's 3 of my 4 blades. I paid $600 for the top two and $450 for the bottom one. Where's my fourth? On my side you little boy.
Keep fucking with me and I'll drain you.
