One chance at life
Born male
Who wants to be my bf
>>29953704
I don't, I already have 2 fuccbois to cuddle with at my disposal
>One chance at life
>Born male with social phobia
>no friends
>no studies (at least some people here have their degrees)
>start working at 26
>all jobs are awful
>I wish I had studied something
>it's too late for me
literally fucked up everything and can't start a new game like in videogames.
>>29953704
Iktf OP. Being born a girl would have been so much better.
>tfw no bf and no happiness
friendly reminder that fags can't be true robots
society is more tolerant with fags than with cis males
>>29954079
Try again. Unless you're in one of the top 10 major cities that are infested with sjws, then being a fag still sucks. There are loads of people out there that still hate you and want nothing to do with you.
>>29954139
it's ok to have eccentricities or weaknesses if you are gay or a woman. society doesn't judge you.
but if you are straight and you are not normal, that's not good for you
>>29954222
Being gay isn't normal and people will judge you more harshly. The only people that will give you a free pass are the tumblrlites who went to bernie rallies. The average person would much rather deal with a straight male than a gay one.
>>29953704
are you cute, feminine and live in Florida?
>>29954348
none of these things
>>29954396
do you at least take it up the ass and will let me buy you cute girl clothes?
>>29954414
both of these things will work for me
>>29954432
Fantastic! Submit your BF resume, wait 2-3 business days, and I'll get back to you
>>29954476
Submitted. I'll expect my response by Monday.
>>29953951
what do you think is on the other side of death?
when you're dead, you can't perceive time, so whatever comes next comes instantly
either nothing ever happens and the universe breaks because you go an infinite amount of time with no thought of you instantly become someone new
just some thoughts
Don't know what you look like can't help you
>one chance at life
>born male
>not even cute or effeminate
I fucking hate life.
>Born at all
Fuck
>>29953704
i will be your bf if you take girl pills and become a girl
>>29955419
>tfw no bf to marry me and make me take girl pills
>could have been any kind of fag
>could have been a successful businessman
>could have been a superlogical innovative STEM guy
>could have been a penniless musician who has loads of close friends and adventurous life experiences to compensate for the shit material hand he was dealt
>ended up being the creepy /r9k/ loser fag who spends all day arguing over things that don't matter because it makes me feel like I'm doing something when I'm not
I'm over not being born as a woman or as a straight guy (which sounds hellish 2bh, never been envious in that way). But the problem goes deeper than that.
>>29955100
Me too. Life is cruel and never gives you anything good.
>born black
You fucking whities don't know true suffering.
>>29953704
Pick me pleaseGot a throwaway email?
>Born male to single mother
