>Anon, I wheelie enjoyed our date tonight, would you like to come upramp to my place, for coffee?
>>29953570
I'm a normalfag, had sex less than 12 hours ago and I would still go to town on this girl.
>>29953582
cool
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>>29953570
I cringed at your attempt at humour.
>>29953570
wouldnt mind this semen demon crushing my balls with that chair.
>>29953570
>no the chairs not permanent anon. i actually just sorta twisted my ankle and dont want to walk, so daddy pulled some strings and got me this wheelchair.
>he also got me a handicap pass so I can park where I want! Isnt that hilarious anon?
>>29953622
>wheelie???
>why???
>>29953622
>>29953722
It was her attempt at being charming and making you feel at ease with her disability
>>29953570
th-thhanks
i can't have coffee this late
it keeps me up but i also have to take my seroquel and together they're the worst speedball ever
>anon, the way you make me feel... I think I could just get up and walk all over the place!
>>29953570
>tfw no differently abled gf to take care of and love
Why live?
>>29953748
have decaf, also coffee really means sex
>>29953570
hells yes I would. chick has a sense of humor.
>>29953570
No thanks I'm two tired.
>push bitch outta chair
>free wheelchair and getaway vehicle
>cruise around the mall playing pokemon go in sick new wheelchair while normies have to walk
>>29953831
>playing pokemon go
>calling others normies
>>29953807
But there are four tires.
>>29953570
>nah see you around.
Get it? Around? Like a wheel?
I'm fuckin hilarious.
>tfw no hotwheels gf
