I hear people cumming into tissues and socks but what about just cumming right into your trashcan? That's what I do. Saves me money on tissues and it helps me not have to do a fuck ton of socks in my laundry.
>>29952526
Just use a cum rag.
>>29952548
Your mom can't be around all the time.
you can also save money by just not cumming at all. Look at a bunch of porn, rub yourself a little, then just stop.
I cum all over sheets, I don't give a fuck. Thats literally what you put them there for.
>tfw I'm never comfy to jack off in the house
>tfw had to do it fast for 15 years
>tfw developed premature ejaculation
just fucking end it already
>>29952563
absolutely savage
robladawd rlboxox
>>29952526
Just squeeze your dick so cum doesn't come out at all. Fuck why is everyone so stupid.
>>29952563
Okay, learn how to do laundry.
Then use a cum rag.
>>29952584
>savage
normie spotted
I bend over and swallow my own cum, must have swallowed at least a dozen liters of cum in my life
I jerk off directly in the toilet. It's pretty great. And I can immediately flush my worthless genome in the sewers after it, where it belongs.
>>29952526
You really want to cum on something absorbent.
Really you don't want to throw liquids in the trash at all. Saves a lot of trouble in the event the bag splits.
>>29952642
Do you think cum just stays as a liquid? It dries up by the time I take out my trash.
>>29952641
Doesn't it get glued around the toilet? I've noticed there's still cum after I flush when I do it
>>29952664
>he doesn't exude litres of cum daily
>>29952708
I only ever noticed it if I miss the water and it goes on the edges. Just wash it away with some toilet paper then. It's fine.
I've noticed I can't even cum if I'm standing up or sitting. It's like I HAVE to be laying down to jerk it.
It's the weirdest problem.
>>29952664
You'd think so, but it can get held in liquid by other liquids.
If you throw out damp tea bags, you end up with this brown tea-cum mixture at the bottom of the bag.
I blow my load on the carpet and clean it up with my socks.
>tfw when friend sleeps over he sleeps on my floor
>he's usually fine cause he sleeps in my sleeping bag but when it's hot in the summer he lays his bare back down on top of thousands of my past blown loads
>>29952829
Sounds like you have prostate cancer
As I still have my foreskin, I tend to squeeze it when I'm coming to slow the cum down to drip and cum all over my hand, then I'll lick it off and continue on with my day. :)
>>29952526
reuse the sock over and over again
till it starts to get a sweet smell to it
then i wash and repeat
>>29952769
I developed a better way to do it I cum on my used underwear and then just wash it myself after 2 days when it's dry.
>>29952829
I also have this I can't get boner on the shower unless I force it it's pretty annoying I have to be sitting or laying down on my bed.
>>29952563
ahah, fucked him up
i think i'm the only one that just cums all over my pubic area
nigga i dont give a fuck, i just swipe some toilet paper and get rid of itin my defence i only fap before showering
Cum on my body, wash it off
>>29952905
>till it starts to get a sweet smell
I'm not the only one!
Why does cum do that?
Today when I masturbated I almost had a heart attack because I was standing. Powerful orgasm desu.
>>29952905
>>29952937
that's not normal you both have diabetes.
cum stinks up the room, you never notice it you fucking degenerate nostrils all used to it
just use two slices of toilet paper to cum on, then flush them down
Anon -- 10+ years experience in hand on dick masturbation
>>29952937
i have no idea but i used to just stand up and blow a load on the floor and leave it but the entire room started to have that aroma plus the huge yellow sticky spot was nasty so i switched to a jerk sock and now it gets that smell maybe it's turning into a living organism monster socks?
Can you guys please stop talking about dicks and cumming all the time? Thanks.
>>29952963
Eh, don't want to live to be past 30 anyway. Will you promise to hunt me down and murder me in 8 years, anon?
>>29952965
My trashbags are scented. Heavily scented. They come that way so I have nothing to worry about.
>>29952998
why would we ever stop talking about cumming buckets from our meaty cocks?
Why not just eat your cum? No muss, no fuss.
Why not just cum in Madoka?
>>29953045dont do this to me anon-kun
>>29953047
I'm not going to help you out in your cuck fantasies.
>>29953079
B-but this is /r9k/...
>>29953047
that'd be alright
provided i get to keep her in the bedroom for sex
alone with me permanently
>>29953103
Any "man" who can't handle a girl interacting with others is not a man, and deserve your doom.
>>29953133
so be it then
I'll accept universal destruction
>>29953133
t. a cuck
Some of us don't like the idea of our women fucking around with other men. Please stop trying to push your fetish onto us.
>>29952526
Why don't people just swallow sperm? That's what I've been doing since i was a teen.
>>29953225
I lose the will to do so once I cum.
>>29953225
If you eat it what was even the point?
>>29953269
I mean after you jerked off.
i don't wash them...
>>29952923
>not shaving
What's wrong with you?
>>29953047
I don't like the way it feels in my throat.
>>29952526
because it's not trash it's my sacred essence. though it is inconvenient when a sticky hot mess soaks my hand and tummy. maybe if there was a wimpy r9k boi to stuff it all inside and plug up her boipucci after, it'd be a better solution
>>29952526
Just use a Cum pillow, it's completely inconspicuous and satisfying
>take pillow
>turn on porn
>position pillow directly under penis to emulate preferred ass type feels like hard, fat, etc.
>hump the shit out of it
>change sheet when done, or don't
Profit. It's way better, quicker, and more efficient that jacking, and if someone walks in just exit the porn and it'll look as if you're just lying down on a pillow
>2016
>all these plebs still using their hands to masturbate
>I bet all of you don't even use lube
>not owning a onahole by now
Kill yourselves you disgusting brutes
>men have the cheek to call women gross
>>29953577
>Anons mother walks in
>Anon fully naked lying down
>Cum covered pillow ontop of him
>Completely inconspicuous
>>29953413
Yeah? You jerk off to get rid of it, then you put it back in your body? Makes no sense
I just eat my splooge.
1) Makes cleanup easier
2) Recycles the stem cells
It tastes like bleach flavored boogers though
>>29953660
our dicks don't vomit blood and dead babyparts. better luck next time roastie
>>29952585
That's really bad for your bladder.
>>29953225
This. I used to cum directly into the toilet when I had an en suite bathroom. Now it just goes straight into the other hand and I lick it up.
>>29952641
Do you just jerk off to stuff on your phone then?
>>29953710
>It tastes like bleach flavored boogers though
Eat more fruit and less red meat
>>29952585
Enjoy your incontinence and your diapers.
>>29952526
I just clean up in the bathroom
I cum straight into my underpants boy
and i keep wearing them
>>29953730
we have sanitary products for that meanwhile men literal jack off into their own socks
>>29952598
>saying a word makes you a normie
XDDDDDD
>>29953835
Yeah, and then we WASH THEM WITH BLEACH. Doesn't get much more sanitary than that.
>>29953760
Nah, I just watch porn before and then I go fap. I've always did it like this.
