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who /jealous/ here? be me, 29 year old NEET, live at home >wake
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who /jealous/ here?
be me, 29 year old NEET, live at home

>wake up hung over. no problem i dont have work kek
>literally just play video games all day, watch movies
>jerk off at least 10 times a day using my onahole
>parents don't get home until 7 so i get to blaze it up
>order delicious delivery food from expensive japanese restaurants all the time, get delivered delicious NEETbeer.
>plenty of gbp so mommy always leaves a 100 before she leaves for the day.
>make 36,500 a year doing nothing since i force mommy to give me half of her salary


Have fun waking up at the ass crack of dawn wagekeks. Oh great you get to meet your 4/10 3-D gf at the bar for drinks? Have fun listening to her friends talk about snapchat the entire time. Oh well, at least you get to pay for the drinks and be the designated driver, I know how much of a cuck fetish you have. hell, maybe even tyrone can come over later.

Well, thats all, enjoy your 1 hour of free time while i go jerk off for the 11th time today (shit is so cash).
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>>29951994
Do you clean your onahole?

and

Why do your parents let you do nothing all day?
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>>29951994
What will you do once she dies?
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>>29952030
Our 'NEET' will die like the lil b*tch he is.
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>>29952024
nah i use it enough that theres usually some cum left from my last usage that hasnt dried up yet. use it for lube. theres a lot of dried, crusty cum since ive never cleaned it.

been using it for about 1 year now. 10-12 times per day.
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>>29951994
this dude has us on the snapchat thing, even if you manage to get a date as an aspie robotic freak, she will just spend the night eating food you bought while snapchatting chad.

I am jealous OP, you got the life for sure. are you saving money at least?
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>>29952054
found the cuck, wageslave
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>>29952080
i have plenty saved up. i dont have any expenses senpai
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>>29952024
they let me do nothing all day cause theyre alcoholics and they dont give a shit desu
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mmmmm.... just got some chicken tendies with some special good boy sauce.. yummy mummy!
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NOT ENOUGH GBP FOR MORE TENDIES!!
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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