>"Give me ONE good reason why I should hire you over the young muscle hunk I've yet to interview"
What do?
>>29951409
Because I'm bisexual and it's discrimination if you don't
Present my resume if it's a career job. I must at least have some qualification
Or say, I am that hunk.
>>29951530
Eye candy > experience when females hire males
true fact desu
I-I won't pressure you for sex like Chad will...
>>29951409
Chad isn't there yet. I could be eating you out RITE NOA. And whenever you want.
i eat ass.
og commemnt
It seems that your company puts more importance in vanity than professionality. I must've been mistaken when reviewing your company's core values and goals. It is entirely irrelevant to refer to the physical attributes of your future co-workers, and I regard that as soft sexual harassment. If you insist on this question, I have no more business talking to you. I'm sure your competetors will value experience and my contribution to this field above superficial charm. If you have no more questions, I will not waste our time any more.
>>29951409
HR is not the one who hires people. The actual decision is always made by the manager. HRs are just dignified secretaries.
You mean this guy?
*throws his head on on the table*
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*walks out the door*
I'll start tomorrow.
>>29951445
WINNER
originaru postu desu
>>29951445
It seems the next muscle hunk interviewee is bisexual AND also a minority of the Afro-American ethnicity.
>>29951409
because I am recording this interview, including the statement you just made.
imagine the legal backlash the publication of such dubious hiring policies could have.
>>29952266
Is it even legal for you to record the conversation without permission?
>>29952290
Well, it's not legal and it is up to her to press charges.
If she were to, it would be some a violation of her right of publicity, which getting sued over isn't exactly a big deal.
But honestly, common law is a mess.
>>29952135
>What anon thinks of saying
>What anon actually says
"I... uh... review your.. questions... bad... uh physically"
>>29952145
the most psshh... post of the day, thank you
>>29951409
I make 6 Million mycountry's moneys a year, self-employed.
Give me a good reason I should allow you to hire me.
Know what, say nothing, I don't wanna hear.
Get my card, don't pocket it, give it to your superiors, it's supposed to reach important people, no offense lass.
if you don't hire me i will storm out of here calling you a racist and possibly get you fired and threaten to sue
(im black)
white bois can't do this :)
>>29953025
>She shows her bare wrist "But look he robbed my Rolex!"
>>29951409
He's a douchebag and you should hire a nice guy for a change
>>29951409
the young muscle hunk will get your pussy wet but I will get the important job done.
>>29954042
>the young muscle hunk will get your pussy wet but I will get the important job done.
see
>>29951577
Chad's hired regardless
