>mom caught me fapping to bestiality
It's over
Dinner in 20 minutes
She probably told dad already
fucking kill me fuck fuck FUCK
sorry to hear man. but that shits wrong, dont do it mkay
>>29951363
>normalfags
>get out
>ree
>>29951337
Best get your rope ready, son.
>>29951337
>bestiality
Serves you right, you fucking degenerate.
>>29951373
kk famalam
Hot
What animal?
>>29951337
Better use this chance to confess your sins and join Christ senpai
The only way to survive is to act shameless and confident.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what you did. I mean, there is, but pretend that there isn't.
>>29951418
hey norman
go fuck yourself
>>29951554
How much is the Pope paying you to viral?
>>29951337
Tell her it was legal in Ancient Greece, the cradle of civilization.
>>29951337
how did your mom catch you wanking my man
>>29951337
Tell her it's ok, it was only an ironic fap.
>>29951337
That's what your fap addiction made you go to, start holding yourself from fapping for 1 week anon.
>why should I
At least it will feel a lot better wehn you fap again while also curing you a bit.
>>29951337
Blame it on your friends! They got you into that stuff!
Sadly, we all don't have friends here...
>>29951337
Why didn't you close it? You'd get caught with your pants down if you aren't fast enough to do both but at least you could say it was normal porn. You wouldn't even have to say it she would just assume.
>>29951337
Least you didn't get filmed caught fucking a dog like that clip. Was an article about a spanish guy who got caught by his gf fucking a hen, he tried to kill her first but when she got away he killed himself.
Tell her you've had ED problems and some guy straight online said that unleashing his inner beast set him up for a healthy sex life with his wife and that it could help you too.
>tfw best fap ever when I watched Yasmin get fucked by a pig, also seeing her pussy filled with sper and her pushing it out, hnnnng
yes, I'm a degenerate pervert
>>29951337
If your family can't accept that people have fetishes it's their fault
My mom knows I like crossdressing even though I'm a dude dude
>>29951860
Well, if you weren't a dude, dude, it wouldn't be crossdressing, would it?Is that kid retarded or ironic?
>>29951337
aahah nice one LEET!
have fun living on the street you fucking freak. your dad is wishing he had pulled out the night he made you right about now.
was it worth it OP? was the orgasm that good?
>>29951860
>My mom knows I like crossdressing
>>29952009
She found all my gay shit one day and it kind of went from there
>>29952009
I moved out before they found out.
Tfw mom might of noticed the clothing hidden in my closet but I'll never know if she never brings it up again.
just keep it to yourself i guess and hope mom doesn't bring it up.
>mom bring home work computer
>browse the files
>had a fun photo edit program made funny face with people
>notice a naked girl
>played with it to make her boobs bigger
>mom found the image
>i was disappointed
Got caught fapping to child models once, but dad never spoke about it again.
>>29951337
>"why would anon fap to that BEASTiality"
>"he knows im right here :^)"
If you got caught you obviously weren't being cautious at all. Have some tips for being stealthy when you fap, as this is a minor art I've had to learn over the years.
If you have one, of course, lock the door. Learn to fap silently, rather than slamming your hand down on your skin learn to stop just before contact with any skin with the base of your hand to minimize noise. When you breathe avoid rapid inhales or exhales, and breathe in and out using both your nose and mouth to minimize sound. I tend to hold my breath since it increases oxygen circulation and increases pleasure, but if you do this be cautious not to inhale or exhale too rapidly or forcibly. Also you are now breathing manually.
If you're fapping to anything without sound, remove your headphones and keep one ear pointed toward your door as possible. Make sure to stay listening while you fap; don't get TOO into it that you forget to hear any potential incoming dangers. Obstruct any vision from windows for additional safety. If your porn has sound, use only one earphone, and lower the volume to a suitable level enough to hear, but difficult to hear externally. Keep the other one free, preferably the one pointed in the direction of your door. If you can, rearrange your computer's position so that the monitor is facing away from your door.
In the cases where that's not possible, keyboard shortcuts are your friend: windows key + d(on windows)will minimize every window you have, bringing you to the desktop. Keep the windows Volume Mixer(or equivalent OS sound application)open and nearby so you can mute everything in an emergency. Multiple desktops are helpful to hide your porn rather than having to close it or etc. in bad situations and are handy for keeping it hidden and easy to access when you feel like it; I use dexpot to that end.
Also turn off anything that generates too much noise that you can, like fans, as they will hamper your ability to hear any incoming.
>>29952151
You should try to stop fapping to that since your dad is giving you a chance.
Anon is surely dead now
>tfw can never be sure if your dad didn't see those BDSM and latex sites in the browser history from when you were really young and really stupid
>>29951337If it's mentioned just say
"yeah, I fapped to it, was trying things a bit different today, sadly it's not my cup of tea" one life right mom and dad? With a big shit eating grin. Don't be a beta bitch and show shame.
>>29951337
Its over Op your parents will never look at you the same way ever again you better start planning to move out soon or you're fucked
I want the fucking normalfags to get out, I also want fucking /pol/tards to get the HINT THAT THEY ARE FUCKING NORMALFAGS
YES YOU, HAVE YOU FUCKING NOTICED THAT ALL OF YOU CALLING US DEGENERATES HAPPENT O BE CALLE NORMALFAGS? ITS NOT FUCKING COINCIDENCE, YOU ARE NORMIE SCUM AND YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT POL, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP is dead his father murder him for being a degenerate.
>>29952575
You forgot your REEEE, bro
>>29952575
This 100 times.
I can feel your anger, anon!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
...uaaghh... uaaagh.... uuff..
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>29951609
>implying that is not Jesus himself that will reward anon with reduced time in purgatory for his posting
>>29952456
It was years ago. I've stopped since.
>>29952009
>mom found the panties and knee socks
>>29953658
>mom found the smallest buttplug
How did it happen op? My mom found my sisters panties once in my room a few years ago along with my aneros.
>>29951337
>used to fap to all sorts of freaky shit as a teen
>tfw imagining if I'd been caught
Fucking triggered me m80
>>29951610
>"so you see mom and dad, I'm basically Socrates now by doing this, it was normal in ancient Greece so I'm very enlightened these days"
>>29951337
Get into interracial instead anon. It is similar only much more socially acceptable so you won't have to feel bad about it. Just be ready for many anons to hate you though since nothing upsets these guys more then niggers.
>tfw imagining not if I got caught but if they already know and just keep it a better secret than I have
>>29953906
12 keks m8
>>29953993
STOP STOP STOP NO NO REEEEEEEE
WHAT IF THEY KNOW ABOUT ME LOOKING AT IT FROM YEARS AGO AND THEY JUST NEVER SAID
Holy shit guys
It wasn't as bad
It was just awkward silence
And then we just watched TV
Nobody said anything
FUck...
Btw I fapped to a mare gangbang
>>29954203
See >>29953944
And you won't have to feel like as much of a freak. Also do not get it twisted. Your mother now knows how gross you are and your image is forever ruined.
>>29954255
Everyone's a freak.
She'll get over it if she isn't retarded.
>>29954183
My parents know about all sorts of weird shit I used to fap to. Same with me about them. We just don't ever bring it up to one another.
Trust me man, your parents know more than you think they do about all the weird shit you're into.
>>29954369
If they're boomers they're probably also degenerates.
Go watch a video of Woodstock.
>>29954279
True but bestiality is way out of the normie range anon. It's too extreme for most people. It would have been better if she caught OP looking at femdom instead since at least that is seen as much more normal.
The only thing my mom knows is that I piss in bottles since I don't really hide them very well. All my sisters know, and sometimes they comment on the color of the piss and stuff.
I am a little ashamed yes. I've been pissing in bottles since I was like 14-15. My pals we used to piss in the same piss bottles when we were playing video games.
>>29954690
Ya ever play piss cookie with your pals where you dipped your Oreos in the mixed up piss and then then took bets and ate the cookie? No shame in it, m8. Part of a healthy boyhood.
>>29954690
They wonder what color your cum is, too.
Offer your dad to slobber up his cummies for dessert
That way you'll have him on your side
>>29954499
Who cares, the true problem is if you think this overshadows his other traits
>>29954747
>Offer your dad to slobber up his cummies for dessert
>That way you'll have him on your side
This.
>>29954690
>cum socks, trash, 50+ piss bottles in various stages of decay on every surface of my bedroom
>keep the door closed all the time and window open so the smell isn't noticeable
>"I'll clean this up some day...just not right now"
>get sick and spend 5 days in the hospital
>come home and my room is spotless
>mom never says anything about it
I still cringe thinking about it. But at least I have the excuse that I was (am) mentally ill and was blackout drunk most days and just didn't give a fuck about living in filth.
>>29951809
..is it weird if i um..ask where someone confused and curious about this could like.. um you know.. watch this?
>>29951629
>not making it a fucking military operation
thats nowhere near as bad as what happened to me
>be 14 year old horn dog
>discover anal play
>start sticking random things in my ass
>one night really horny
>get a miniature baseball bat
>lube it up with soap
>get on my bed naked and spread eagle
>go to town on my asshole
>start from the small end and work my way up
>hear a knock on the door
>fuck
>before I can do anything my mom comes in >sees me ripping my bat out of my asshole >lets out a low "uhg" sound and shuts the door again
The shock on her face and the sound of the lube being suctioned out as I desperately tried to hide my degeneracy is something that will haunt me until I die.
She never ever mentioned anything about it, and I never brought it up either. But to this day she still thinks I'm gay and that instance is probably the big reason why.
>Not having you screen facing away from the door
Why do people do this
>>29952575
Bestiality is wrong and you're a degenerate.
>>29956107
>Bestiality is wrong and you're a degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1nnNz_Tewk
>>29954203
You need to move out.
hwr
>>29952009
My mom found her nightgown in my bed
>m-maybe it just got caught in the laundry...
be an hero
You may as well, you degenerate faggot
>>29955921
O I AM LAFFIN
oregano pasta in my anus
>>29955921
I--wow. I'm so normal.
