Nineteen and need vodka. What do?
If you suck my dick I'll buy you vodka
>21
>>29951240
Be European like me :^)
>tfw don't have to wait until I'm 21 to buy booze
>>29951267
I fucking hate that buloshit law. Bouta break it tho. Gonna contact my drug dealer friend and see if he knows anything about places that don't card
>>29951240
I moved to Europe for a while when I was 19 with some other students. The alcohol there is fucking rock bottom cheap. One euro for a bottle of wine. It was pretty much impossible for me NOT to become an alcoholic while I was there. Had to come back to America though, and it fucking sucked not being able to have a drink again.
>>29951340
>one euro for a bottle of wine
Fucking where? I live in Ireland and have only seen wine bottles at around seven euros, cheapest.
>>29951240
get a lobotomy done
>>29951471
It was in western Germany, out in wine country. They sold wine at the fucking one euro store. Liquor never cost much more than five euros. Going to bars and beer gardens was a little too expensive though, so I mostly drank at home.
>19
>can't buy alcohol
Lol
>>29951240
ferment some wine and mead for yourself like me
>>29951240
>tfw when you live in a country where 18 is the legal age but most places didn't ID me since i was 16
>>29951240
You have a dealer and don't at least know someone with a fake? Are you even trying to be crippled by alcoholism?
>>29951240
Just walk in there slam it down look them in th eye pay go home and drink been doing this since 18 desu
>>29951784
Are you sure they're not your piss jugs, anon?
go to canada
original
>vodka
Get some standards.
>>29951240
Don't be born in the US you spastic, UK is where it's at for low age drinking.
>>29952142
>drinking anything but vodka
It's like you enjoy drinking more than being drunk, what the fuck???
Also beer makes you fat
>>29952350
If we're thinking of ways to get drunk, it's pretty great how everclear is illegal where I am but don't need an ID to buy peppermint extract :^)
its rare but some places you can order a six pack of beer. get it delivered or take out. hopefully they wont card you since you already paid for it.
if you get it delivered just give the delivery guy a big tip and he wont do shit
>>29951311
Get your drug dealer friend to buy it for you?
