Diagnose me /r9k/.
Psychologist are useless and /b/ros are too retarded.
>>29951105
I believe you're gay
that'll be 9 dollars plus tip
>>29951141
Fuck off.
And no you won't get any tip.
>>29951105
you're probably sad like everyone here
>>29951166
You've been blessed with good digits
Show me the tip
>>29951197
*sigh*
Here's your tip
Now anyone can give me a diagnosis?
>>29951353
Blrughmnoplrsz
>>29951141
>>29951197
that made me happy anon, thank you.
I guess I'm going to ask /s4s/...
>>29951105
>asks for diagnoses
>doesn't describe themselves
I don't know if that's a placeholder or real, but tests aren't necessarily accurate.
At least I'll describe them.
Paranoid - can't trust anyone, believes it's a conspiracy against them
Schizoid - lack of interesting social relationships, cold, and aloof (social anxiety is an automatic exclusion from this personality disorder, as the are genuinely not interested, not scared)
Schizotypal - anxiety around other people because of paranormal reasons, strange eclectic supernatural beliefs
Antisocial - being an ass to everyone with no regard for human rights
Borderline - fluctuating sense of self, depersonalization, fear of abandonment, self harm, suicidal tendencies, emotional dysregulation, feelings of emptiness
Histrionic - attention seeking behavior, promiscuous
Narcissistic - manipulative, only cares abut themselves
Avoidant - (distinct, but similar to social phobia and social anxiety) somewhat Iike social anxiety, with a extreme irrational fear of any kind of criticism
Dependent - anxious without other people guiding them
Obsessive-compulsive - wants everything to be in order (ocpd is distinct from ocd, which involves recurring thoughts and ritualized behaviour.)
>>29951105
whats test called?
>>29951658
Wow, thanks anon! But could you tell me more about histrionic personality disorder please it look kinda similar to me but I might need more information...
You seem really average Anon
>>29951910
I can't remember the website I think its something like similar mind.com or just type personality disorder test.
>>29951933
What do you mean by "average" like the average person is histrionic and borderline?
>>29951991
Im gonna take a guess that they think that having everything in a 40-60% threshold is average.
>>29951991
>>29951991
I mean that everyone taking that test is ending up with some elevated stats
>>29952032
Look at the grey numbers
Pedophilia and sadism.
>>29952032
It's the average score of people who took the test
>>29952042
Well I think my score look to be higher than the average.
>>29952051
U wat?
>>29952182
>Well I think my score look to be higher than the average.
Then go talk to a therapist or psychiatrist and check if you actually have that shit
>>29951913
HPD is characterized by an excessive need for approval, seductive behavior, and attention seeking emotions. People characterize them as a "drama queen." Whilst borderline is also characterized by wild emotions. They do it because they can't control them, whilst HPD people just want to gain attention
People who are histrionic constantly seek approval from others. They are quite seductive.
People with HPD usually have good social skills, they may seek treatment after breaking up with someone, as a relationship is primary source of stimulation went away.
They verily exaggerate their emotions, regardless of the situation at hand. The key note, however is that their emotions are appropriate, unlike other personality disorders, but they tend to maximize their emotions.
Normal people feel bad after making a mistake,
Neurotic people feel very bad, and depressed.
People with HPD feel bad, just like normal people, but they blast it well out of proportion to attract attention. They don't actually feel horrible, but feign it so people notice them.
>>29952237
Also, sorry for mistakes. I don't have a personality disorder, but I have adhd.
>>29952237
Interesting.
Well I don't think It fit me that much maybe for the exaggerated emotion and attention seeking but I honestly it's really hard to tell.
I'm always paranoid about others opinion and I always do my best to be the center of attention in a group. I fear abandonment a lot and feel uncomfortable when someone doesn't give me enough praise.
>>29952521
Seek a therapist.
You pay psychologists to talk to you, and diagnose you, and psychiatrists can help rule put any physical problems (eg brain damage) and give you medication.
>>29952237
I can unfortunately see this disorder in girls from miles away.
One in one of my classes asked if I was a virgin and then when I said yes she was hitting on me like crazy
However she often came to classes 'very sad' or 'very happy'. She often talked about random dudes very highly and then talked about them like they killed her family the next day.
I still regret not fucking her, she was like a 9/10
>>29952237
Sound almost exactly like me dude.
Any pic of her?
>>29951910
>personality disorder test
http://similarminds.com/
>>29952809
Yep, this one.
So huuum... Bump?
>>29952809
this website isn't working for me
is there a similar test somewhere else?
>>29954014
Just type personality disorder test dammit.
