I just pooped and I'm out of tp. What do?
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Scoop your anus with your hand
I just took a shit, but I feel like I need to take another. Help me.
>>29950451
Coffee and a cigarette. It'll slide right out of ya.
>>29950371
Use the roll obviously.
>>29950371
option 1. starting from the corner of the toilet paper roll, peel it back so that there is a thin strip of cardboard tube. this cannot be flushed but you can wipe your ass with it
option 2. flush. grab a handful of water and do it like a poo in the loo.
option 3. pants on. shit firmly held in place in your rectum because you aren't a beta bitch boy who shaves his ass. walk to the kitchen and grab a paper towel.
>>29950371
No it is not June 14
>>29950531
I always forget the numbers of months.
My dad brought me some tp from his bathroom. I gotta go buy more so this doesn't happen again.
