>The family life of the average robot living at home
Why haven't you moved out yet Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Nice OC OP, saved.
Orrasfdfsdf
Louis was a bitch ass nigga.
>retarded frogposters play an absolutely shit game such as Overwatch
Wow who would have thought? All that time playing games and you can't even stop having shit taste
>>29949748
ThisOC is hilarious.
>>29949748
haha louis got BTFO by his dad. shit, dad must be hating life so much knowing he generated such worthless spawn. and then his wife is mad at him for getting mad at lazy louis, guy is getting fucked on both ends. haha. no wonder the UK is doomed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
Another one
Brit robots are the most deranged
German autist and his mom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
Kraut Furry vs mummy
>that enabling mother
Women are terrible
>>29950358
>>29950326
Holy shit this is awful, fucking furries
>>29950326
>>29950358
How fucking autistic do you have to be to no only have your MLP fuckdoll out for your family to see, but to also demand to take it out in public. That's terrible
Did Louie ever get to play Overwatch and find the mountain dew his Dad hidden in the garage?
>>29950358
SO his mother found a fleshlight in a pony plushie?
And instead of thinking "ok I'm going to unsee this and NEVER think or mention it again" she decides to ask him..
>"do you put your penis in this!?"
>"why?!"
Does she 1. have to ask those things? and 2. want to know the reason why?!
>>29950238
100% parents fault for raising his son to be like this.his mom is just being the typical ussless scum who starts freaking out making things 1000 times worse.
>>29950198
I just want to say I love your posts, keep them up
>>29950358
Where or what the blue is "tropical island"?
>>29950532
No, she planned a family trip and autismo insists on bringing his pony fuckdoll along. She even tries to bargain with him and allow him to take in in the car, but not on the trip and he says no.
>>29949748
>you have to collect stamps
>fuck Overwatch Louie
every time
>>29950604
It's a huge indoor waterpark
>>29950326
>>29950358
Is this real? This is legitimately some of the best drama I've ever seen.
>>29950670
COOL! he should have said "Listen mum, I'll come to Tropical Island, right? I'll have fun on allll the slides...I'll pose for pictures and everything. But first PROMISE me you'll give me back my pony wank plushie!"
>NO MORE OVERWATCH
>mom comes home from work telling me she's LOL SO NERDY XD because she downloaded Pokemon Go and played it today
>looking for my geek approval because that's apparently what she thinks of me
>tell her pokemon is a totally normal game and all kinds of people play it. I never took much interest in it though.
>tries to tell me more about the game I have no interest in
>continues the next day showing me pictures of pokemon she found in her office
>customer in the picture is displeased
>>29950326
first one i heard that gave me goosebumps. such raw emotional energy i have to say
How old is Louis?
Is it Louis C. K.?
>>29950719
I feel bad for the mom. She talks about god and the bible. You can tell she's a conservative/traditional woman. Seeing her son turn into an abomination must be soul-shattering.
>>29950358
A beautiful expression of the German Language.
Shame it had to be waisted on a furfaggot.
>>29950829
>How old is Louis?
>Is it Louis C. K.?
Yes.
>Tell Plusnet to disable your laptop
wat
>>29950326
give that woman an oscar!
>>29950326
Can some Germanbro please transcribe 2:33-2:41 ("That's the absolute sin... and you know it.") in the original German?
>>29950178
And what, precisely, do you play that is so much better?
>>29951338
>butthurt overfag detected
>>29951416
>he cannot list a single game he plays that is better than memewatch
>>29951435
>Minecraft
>Terraria
>DayZ
>Prison Architect
>League of Legends
There, listed 5.
>>29949748
HI WOOWIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>29949748
When daddy finally snaps at 4:17
>>29950326
Breaks my fucking heart, how can he treat his own mum in such a cruel way? She loves him and just wants to spend some fucking time with him, why cant he do that and make her happy? Fucking furries.also she has a sexy voice
>>29949748
I love threads like these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
>>29949748
Have actually experienced some of this kind of domestic upset with additional violence laid on.
My reactions to this are mild amusement, wry rememberance and a little heart pounding terror. So this is what being "triggered" feels like...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand 30 seconds after ending the video I feel fine - though I must admit I found it hard to think rationally while listening to it.
So that's how bad triggering is eh? Whats the big fucking deal?
>>29951688
*tips fedora rationally*
Have any of your family members ever confonted you like this?
>I am a fat depressed loser
>I sit in my room all day
>Make $100 a week working night cleaner at a local grocery store
>never leave apart from that
>shifts mean I am awake all night
>Like to play vidya overnight, and eat food, and that is fair in my opinion
>One night, just sitting in my room eating a nice frozen pizza and playing some Minecraft
>Laughing pretty loud because I am building a replica of the grocery store I am working at and pretending to be the owner
>suddenly my bedroom door fucking swings open
>dad shouts at me 'YOU WILL TURN YOUR FUCKING TELEVISION OFF, OR YOU WILL FUCKING LEAVE THIS HOUSE'
>I don't know how to react
>stare at him open mouthed with my frozen pizza on my lap (I don't use plates so I don't have to wash dishes in the kitchen)
>he continues to scream at me
>'TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA AWAY FROM YOUR LAP. THE SMELL OF FUCKING TRASH FOOD KEEPS ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT. YOUR MOTHER HAS HAD 3 HOURS SLEEP THIS WEEK BECAUSE ALL SHE CAN FUCKING HEAR IS YOU, IN THIS PIG STY, LAUGHING AT FUCKING TELEVISION LEGO'
>I meekly apologise
>Hear mother outside telling him to calm down
>He screams at her
>'NO. I WON'T CALM DOWN AGNES.'
>she tries to tell him he will wake the neighbors
>dad grabs the fucking frozen pizza from my lap
>'THIS PEPPERONI FUCKING SLUDGE WILL WAKE THEM'
>throws the pizza at my mothers head
>it misses and hits the door behind her
>she slumps to the floor in tears
>dad unplugs my TV and tells me to fucking go to bed
>sit in silence for the next 3 hours
>eventually go out into the hall
>mother is still on the floor crying
>I step over her and pick up my pizza
>accidentally drop some cheese onto her head
>apologise and go for a walk to eat my pizza
>come back the next day, they act like nothing happened
ever since that night I have played only my DS with the headphones in and I either go into the yard to eat or go and get food from the 24/7 McDonalds nearby. I hate my life.
>>29950238
>haha louis got BTFO by his dad
>proceeds to describe his dad being the one btfo
>>29951461
I can't believe I took the bait
Really good one though holy shit, you got me
>>29951745
Except prison architect, that's actually pretty good fun to play
>>29950198
i love your posts, seriusly i like them.
>>29950749
>mom comes home from work telling me she's LOL SO NERDY XD because she downloaded Pokemon Go
Does she also watch The Big Bang Theory?
>"hurr durr look at me I understand the jokes I'M SUCH A NERD XD"
>mfw
>>29951462
>REEEEEuuuuuuh
>ageegeeaguhguh
>>29950975
"Das ist die absolute Suende...und das weisst du auch."
>>29951725
>accidentally drop some cheese onto her head
lol
>>29951704
M'Sir - I reasoned that the fine fellows would be interested in my opinion viz and as to appro po my experience of triggering to place it in some stark contrast with the reaction of what we may call "the fairer sex" shall we say and so I posted - per se. :)
>>29950238
Both parents are clearly useless in this situation and have let it get to the point where they can't control it even if they tried.
Louis is just what his parents produced, nothing more.
>>29950749
Come on man, don't be that way. She's probably just happy that she can talk to you about something you might be interested in.
Because I financially can't. I work two part-time jobs and still make below the poverty line - plus I need to pay for college.
If I could move out, I would.
>>29951725
>FUCKING TELEVISION LEGO
>mother is still on the floor crying
>I step over her and pick up my pizza
>accidentally drop some cheese onto her head
>>29951836
Thank you!
Krautbl0x
>>29951725
Is your mom hot? If I were you, I'd have sat down next to her, put my arms around her and groped her titties as I kissed her neck.
i got into a car accident and now in a wheelchair. i kind of have to live with my parents...mom is co-signer to get my social security so in the end she is kind of getting rent. i mostly am at therapy, do recovery stuff when not at therapy.
>>29951725
>TELEVISION LEGO
oh fuck this is the best thread in weeks.
>>29951867
>>29950552
I thought /r9k/ was all about nature over nurture. What happened to "muh genetics"? Or does it not matter if it was genetics that made Louis a loser or if it was the way his was raised, as long as it isn't his fault?
>>29951952
This autismo vid has a super-MILF if we're going into the territory of sexy enablers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7C5clA4q0
>>29951725
Not even sure if this is real or not. Not sure whether to literally die laughing or have a sad attack...
....srsly
>>29950326
worst acer advertisement ever
>tfw just waiting for parents to go away
What's the condition called?
Where you just shut down and hear without hearing and see without seeing and just wait for the yelling and punches to stop so you can start being alive again?
>>29949748
I did, when I was 17
leeched off the government for a couple years and then found myself a job
live could be better but eh
>>29950749
wtf man, don't be like this. The fact your mom seriously tries to connect with you is very commendable and is way more than most parents do. I wouldn't be surprised if you're underage, because when you get older you learn to appreciate that stuff.
>>29952060
ANON WANT MILKY MILKY!!!
>>29952060
This is why human euthanasia needs to be legal.
>>29952258
Keep at it enough and she'd eventually give in, due to her pent up sexual tension haha
>>29951725
>YOU HAD ME AT TELEVISION LEGO
>>29950326
this is pretty old, i used to listen to it before going to sleep a few times.
something about it makes me so calm
>>29950604
>>29950670
this is him in tropical island.
>>29950358
>>29950326
thats the tiger they talk about
>>29952390
that's a big tiger
>>29951805
>>29950591
I live for these posts.
>>29949748
Holy shit this is comedy GOLD.
My parents are literally incapable of doing this because the people who shout are the NEET's, at my parents, they moved back in when I was starting highschool, and made my life shit, they're still with us and I'm 19 now. Were living on someone elses charity in their apartment for free. The seven of us, in one bedroom apartment.
I hope I can move out soon to University.
>>29952411
for you.or not for you
Having children is so fucking selfish.
>>29950326
>>29950358
both have sad lifes. mother has no idea how shitty is life for her son. son has no idea how he makes her life shitty.
I only see three options:
1. suicide
2. homelessness
3. getting a job, renting a place.
my personal favorite is homelessness.
post more jewtube shit like this.
I were getting those responses at 16
and verbally punished for not bringing home girl's by my mom
>>29949748
>Implying Louie wasn't in a corner crying
You NEETs are so deluded.
>>29953094
>Implying Louie wasn't balls deep in your girlfriend while you were labouring away for Mr Sheklestein
You wagecucks are so deluded.
>>29950358
>>29950326
>> Not wanting to go to Tropical Island with your family
This fucking autist. I hope he fucking rods in hell.
>>29953147
>My girlfriend
Also Louie never leaves the house. How do you expect him to fuck anything other than himself?
>>29950670
Is that the same place that like used to be an abandoned military factory or training ground or something? and it's like powered by solar panels or geothermal vents or something and is self-sustainable?
Sounds like fun, that furfag was being a real furfag
>>29950298
Oh my fucking god, I've been lurking for a week and thought that REEEEEE was a meme. 33 seconds in and he throws a REEEEE. Holy shit this is gold.
>>29953187
>fucking rods
is this a euphemism for sex?
>>29953291
Maybe she visited him???
>>29953599
Again, think really, REALLY hard about where you are.
>>29952390
I'm not a furfag but even I'd want one of those
Would make for a comfy pillow
>>29953187
i feel for both of them desu, i stayed home when my mom and sister went to cuba for a week.
I cant get mad at anyone for just wanting to be left alone, but it was obviously important to the mother.. it just sucks
>>29952143
A fugue state, I think. Where you don't even bother curling up in a ball, just lay there where you got knocked down like a peaceful protester, eyes blank.
Someday you'll see the knife out of the corner of your eye, but you'll be too well conditioned to inaction to do anything about it, and get your just reward.
>>29953620
So she's a live-in waifu???
>>29953361
REEEEE is very real my newfriend
https://youtu.be/Y981k2pSfY8
>>29950298
When I first came to /r9k/ I tried contributing to conversations and engaging in discussions.
After a while I finally realized it was pointless because these are the people I was talking to.
There's no making sense with these people so now I just lurk for the most part.
literally the perfect robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ
There are those among you who seek the talkative through fear of being alone.
The silence of aloneness reveals to their eyes their naked selves and they would escape.
And there are those who talk, and without knowledge or forethought reveal a truth which they themselves do not understand.
And there are those who have the truth within them, but they tell it not in words.
In the bosom of such as these the spirit dwells in rhythmic silence.
