>every woman you see everyday already had cum on her face
blows the mind when you think about it
Yes. I think about it every time I see a girl. Stop it dude, I already fap too much.
>he doesn't like frostings on his cupcakes
Grow some taste, kiddo.
>>29949342
>blows the mind when you think about it
The only thing about me ever getting blown desu.
>every man you see everyday has blown a load on themselves
Really makes you think.
>every man you see everyday literally walks around with cum inside them
MAKES YOU THINK REAL HARD
>>29949479
Not every man you come across is a faggot.
>>29949533
You are a closeted faggot though
>most people walk around with a big lump of shit in them
really makes my mind wander
>there is theoretically a chance those hot strangers walk around with plugs and dildos inside them
MAKE THE THOUGHTS STOP STOP RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29949501
Wanna cum inside?
>>29949533
kek. first post best post
also, checked
>>29949783
>first post best post
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>>29949736
>there are girls RIGHT NOW at the gym working out with toys inside of them, sweating, grunting, aching, gasping, biting their lips, rolling their eyes, trying to be discreet
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
And women will give you disgusted looks.
>>29950258
Yeah. I think they do it even more when I imagine them with cum on their face (among other things really). Do they know what I'm thinking?
>every man you see everyday already has had pussy juice in their mouth
blows the mind when you think about it
Only a true robot would actually believe every woman likes facials.
Lay off the porno, NEET.
>>29950546
Huhh I kind of wish it were true.
>>29950547
Oh? But look at OP's pic... this is so hot.
>>29950662
anyone who hasn't is not a man
they're rats
>>29951384
s-sorry
I'm trying. I can't stop thinking about it.
One time recently I decided to cum on my own face. So I rocked back with my legs over my head and unloaded. My god it was the biggest load I'd shot in months. My face was covered. I felt like such a little slut I looked in the mirror and played with it for like 5 minutes before I decided to wash it off.
It was a good fap session.
>>29949342
I've never talked to a guy who has given a facial before, it is porn shit
>every man you see everyday already had cum on his hand
blows the mind when you think about it
>>29952353
lmao your friends are lying to you. 3 out of the 4 I've fucked were down to take it on their face and in their mouth.
>>29949342
>tfw you realize you've had cum on your face
this is not a good feel, especially since it was my own cum
