How do you stop going back to bed? Whatever I do I say fuck it and go back to bed every morning. How do I stop this?
>>29949264
>tfw Patrick hit wizard status
I relate more to Patrick the Wombat than to humans
>turn 29 today
>haven't kiss a girl
>still live with parents
>get asked why i have no kids or gf
>pretend im all about sex no commitments
1 more year...
>>29949480
patrick hangs out with cutie zookeeper girls all day anon
Have something you need to do in the morning.
In olden times, monks would light candles held between their toes. When the fire reached their feet they either had to wake up and put it out or totally have the all monastery laughing at their burnt robes
>>29949685
But he's a permavirgin, which overrides anything else
Maybe make your bed? Like, tuck it up.
>>29949846
What if she secretly fucks him each day?
>>29949856
>if
she definitely does
>>29949790
Ouch. Would not want to sleep with a lit fire.
>>29949847
Lol, no, would just go back to bed.
>>29949856
Then I guess he wouldn't be a virgin. But we don't know that; all evidence points to permavirginity
>>29949889
Did you know that all evidence of defense could be rebunked if a person was lying?
Make a morning routine
I started waking up and eating breakfast instantly and then wait 30 minutes and do a 30~ minute workout with dumbbells in my room
>>29949929
>debunked
Can't let it happen. Research types of reinforcement and punishment schedules and implement them for yourself... you can get as serious as you can handle if you want to do this. Eg if you go back to bed when you know you shouldn't you need to provide an electric shock to yourself when you wake up. You will cut that shit our immediately if you have the balls to do it every time. Of course less serious measures can be taken if you can respond to less serious measures.
>>29949929
We have no reason to think that they would lie about a wombat being a permavirgin
>>29949991
Replace evidence with reason now
>>29949929
>>29949991
Yes we do, she's the one who took his virginity.
>>29950011
It is more reasonable to assume that they are lying?
>>29950025
Lol ok I get it now nice
