Fembot feels thread
>tfw I have to go to the movies alone for the 2ed time this year
I have a hard time believing a female posting here would call herself a "fem"bot.
>chad forgot to bring me flowers
>bf losing attraction to me
>haven't had sex in 3 hours
>>29948290
>tfw boyfriend thinks umaru is cuter than me
>>29948290
where do you live femanon, maybe I could go to the movies with you?
>>29948290
>Only got valentines cards from losers
Why even live?
>>29948406
>>29948290
Please fuck off to your primary stations
>>>/lolcow/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/Facebook/
>>>/buzzfeed/
You have all those shit to be your safe space buy you choose her. Why can't you understand we don't want you here. Your """"feels"""" will never compare to socially awkward / ugly men with nothing to live for
>had to go outside alone for the first time
>>29948440
How taII are you anonymous?
Tbh
>As you sit here typing away
>Your bf is secretly taking it up the ass
>He is now really gay
>That's why, every day. sex with you is a pass
>>29948290
>tfw no ugly genuine fembot gf
>>29948480
I'm 6'3
Oregano spice
>>29948493
Post your pics desu senpai
>>29948514
Wew anon,why would I post my face on a Mongolian bbq pork recipie sharing form.
I'd be happy to if you had a kik or anything
Have only been in 2 relationships in the last year, each of them lasting less than 3 months.
I had to dump one of them because I couldn't handle his phimosis and he refused to get circumcized because of his delusions like having diminished pleasure.
>>29948290
I mean, at least no one can really tell in the dark... go early enough in the day to avoid the teenagers, best I can say :Vc
also
>tfw going monday to see new psych-lady
>she's a woman she'll probably be plenty sympathetic
>idk how many visits it'll take to get her to gimme rec for disability munnies
>in the meantime sibling is pushing my mom to kick me out if i don't go back to college or get stable income soon
>at least I found a new cable for my tablet
>>29948544
dont do it retard. its not a girl. they didnt even say where they are from. its just a normie trying to humiliate you
>>29948544
Post pics coward, I'm ugly as fuck but I've done it
>>29948493
My last bf was 6'5, sorry but i am not going for anything lower.
>>29948550
Oh God I hope this is bait
I've got phimosis and I'm a virgin.
JUST END IT
>>29948587
95% of "fembots" are just male baiters tricking autists into hating women.
>>29948290
>tfw my girlpenis sometimes still gets a little hard
>>29948613
This.
Look out for these lies:
>I wont date any man shorter than [absurd height]
>foreskins suck!
>I'll only date you if you are rich
>I wont date vigins
>woke up for the 7495th day in a row
>haven't eaten in days
>can't get out of bed but can't sleep
>room so dark can't tell if it's day or night
>ruining my mom's life
>to guilty to look at her
>stay in room instead
>stay in bed
>days all bleed into each other
>nowhere to go
>no where to be
>>29948648
Can I touch it with my boy penis?
>>29948648
so what is your plan for being 40 anyway?
>>29948290
I haven't sucked a dick for more than 5 minutes I literally turned into a virgin again LOL
>>29948463
>will never compare to socially awkward / ugly men with nothing to live for
Then why are they still posting here instead of just hanging themselves?
>>29948613
Is that the new form of evolution?
Taking the "competition" (like any real robot could compete) out of the race
and let them die out?
>>29948290
>the 2ed time
>2ed
For your next trick, you should go to English class for the 1'st time.
>>29948290
>tfw last time I went to theaters was 2 years ago when I still had a friend
>>29948587
Of course it's bait. No woman in real life has any concerns about phimosis and circumcision. That's almost exclusively an /r9k/ meme.
>arguing with roommate
>roommate ends the argument with "at least my boyfriend isn't cheating on me"
>>29949302
>they call themselves fembots
>they have bf
I still don't get it
>>29948290
>2nd time
get off this fucking board
>boyfriend's old friend who has moved away years ago is returning to our city for a visit
>she's attending a party with her family that lives here
>boyfriend is invited to go
>I let him go the party since he doesn't get to hang out with friends much
>after work I pick up boyfriend from the party
>boyfriend told me that his friend showed him her nudes
>ask him "why?"
>she had just gotten out of a relationship and was bitter enough about the break up to show my boyfriend nudes she has on her phone
>she apparently didn't know that my boyfriend is currently in a relationship because boyfriend and her haven't talked since she started dating
Boyfriend tells me that she isn't interested in him which I believe him since she freindzoned him , but I'm a bit bothered that he got to see her naked since she is one of those girls with a Stacey type of body. Now I'm just thinking that boyfriend is going to feel less attracted to me since he got to finally see her goods .
>>29948290
fembots don't exist stop making this thread you bored normie
Can you still be a fembot if your bf is a robot that barely leaves the house?
>>29949658
You're kind of stupid for letting your bf hang out with another woman. Don't be surprised when he cheats on you soon. Have fun cucking yourself I guess.
>>29948935
>Then why are they still posting here instead of just hanging themselves?
Many robots actually DO kill themselves. Statistically, men successfully kill themselves way more than women. Most women have safe net or people that will help them.
Again, why can't women fuck off to lolcow or Tumblr?
>woke up today
>less than 300 tinder matches in the span of 6 hours
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29949711
That girl is a close friend of his. I kind of know of her since boyfriend talked about how she's his highschool friend he used to have a crush on. I trust my boyfriend. If she wanted to be with him, she would have done it years ago. They've known each other for more than 5 years. I'm not too paranoid of my boyfriend fucking random girls at a party since my boyfriend isn't the sociable type.
Fembots, how would you feel if you lived this sort of life?
http://logs.omegle.com/47347b6e
>>29949658
does your bf watching porn bother you too?
>>29950226
I don't care that he looks at porn as long as he's not doing it in front of me. I'm bothered that he got to see nudes of a girl he used to have a crush on. Porn is always fantasy. Nudes of someone you know is reality.
>>29948704
I'm just gonna feelium bag my way out my dood x--Ddd
>>29948290
Hey I know this picture. It's from a Timmy Turner sex strip.
>visiting relative's house for summer weekend
>after greeting the uncle go in cousin's room
>cousin says "oh look, it's my hot cousin who I have to feel guilty about being physically attracted to"
He always says these lewd things to me when we're alone, then he goes back to be a quiet wet blanket.
>>29951600
That's pretty funny actually. Sounds like a cool dude.
the "fembot" meme needs to die.
>>29951600
Why haven't you fucked him yet?
>>29948290
>tfw becoming numb to love
>Chad hits on me
Feel nothing
>Robot hits on me
Feel nothing
>Another girl hits on me
Still nothing
I can't remember what it feels like to like someone. I've never loved anyone either besides my mom, but romantically I've never loved someone. I think I'm broken
>>29953024
Tried antidepressants desu?
>>29952705
>he's weird
>he's my cousin
>even if he wasn't my cousin he's too young for my taste and he's not my type
>he doesn't really talk to me besides making a few lewd remarks and playing videogames
>>29949683
no
get out of this original board pls
>>29949756
cringe from remembering I typed that for the rest of my life
Remember:
-if you date a fembot, she'll leave you when Chad starts noticing her
-if you date a robot, he'll leave you when Stacey starts noticing him
>>29954192
not if I threaten to accuse him of rape he wont
What movie are you going to? Are you hoping to meet someone else that's alone?
i occasionally will go see a 3d movie alone, i just get high and have a good time. i've been wanting to see secret life of pets but sometimes it does just not sound fun going alone sometimes. i have to be in the right mood or like the movie enough
>>29954227
>you will never have a 17 year old threaten to tell everyone you had sex with her unless you actually have sex
>she will never then use this to blackmail you into a full relationship
>you will never be under the thumb of someone younger and ditzier than you
>she will never order you around but use her power magnanimously to force you to improve yourself
why live?
>haven't had sex with chad in a week
>beta messaged me asking me out
>>29954301
>improving someone you're controlling
do you even abusive relationship?
>>29948550
You don't need circumcision for phimosis.
t. I researched surgery options before realizing I'd never have sex
>>29948684
>I hate foreskins
>I wont date vigins
>lies
>>29954192
>when Stacey starts noticing him
lol ok
>>29953186
>he's weird
>he's not my type (Chad)
This is the quintessential Stacey post.
>>29948290
>tfw Chad pumps and dumps you and a bunch of guys who aren't Chad show interest in you
>Tfw your social status is threatened by another female with a richer, more attractive girlfriend and you destroy their life by fucking him and people slut shame you )":
>Tfw you don't have any worth or purpose beyond trivial things and trying to maximise your social status
>Tfw men under 6'3 still existThis is now woman hate bread
>>29954441
Woman hate dump incoming, laddies
Oregano
>>29954441
so you derive worth from your posts on 4chan
BECAUSE I KNOW I DO
>>29954461
Roasties can't be robots. This was not original in the slightest
>>29954481
Roasties can't be trusted. They do not understand love or loyalty.
A fembot could find a qt robot bf here. Therefore any "fembot" here complaining about being lonely instead of trying to hook up is really a typical Stacy mad because Chad is fucking Kacy tonight.
>>29954473
Woman hate bread kekkeroni
>>29954515
But fembots don't exist. These are roasties who want attention, nothing more.
>fembot thread
Who keeps making those threads?
>only two people bought me free shit this week
>my dad's gonna be late with my rent AGAIN
>no one helped me to the car with my groceries
>>29954515
>tfw no tall and pure hearted dumpy gf to watch animu and listen meme music with
Fembot support Group
>all fembots welcome
>betafags out
>Chads welcome
https://join.skype.com/AWNA3op8CWn6
>>29954515
Rolling for dumpy metal-san.
This cartoon was great but seven minute episodes really killed it for me.
>>29954509
this is
ok I cant even
Im
...
ok what are supposed to do now that we just cant take it anymore
fuck everything
>>29954575
Trolls?
The responses are just robots pretending to be girls to be misogynistic.
>>29948290
some people here have been alone for their entire life, what the fuck are you even doing here seriously.
Also fembots do not exist. GET OUT
>chad won't commit to me and he's out fucking another girl tonight
>the awkward omega asked me out on a second date
>too insecure to just say no clearly so I'll lead him on
>>29954441
>This is now woman hate bread
But it was from the start...
>>29954461
Now this is something I can get behind.
...
Seriously? That wasnt original?
Yes, this is an original comment. Fuck the 4 second thing.
>>29954515
Dumpy best girl. Fatty is pretty decent. All the others are shit.
That's a pretty shit list because most girls dont even have negative traits, even the sluts.
My bf hates me but i love him help
>tfw nobody wants to marry an old slut like me
>>29955424
any other fembot text their guy friends about how no one wants to date/marry them?
>>29955424
>>29956719
date me sIuts
>>29957564
You should love to jerk your big brother off :3
>tfw ghosted my skype friend because I didn't have the heart to tell him I'm going blind
>>29957725
just be his qt blind gf dumb whore
>>29954515
I'll roll.
If any "fembots" or whatever the fuck you want to call yourself. Some kind of being with a cunt that was born with said cunt, I'll leave this important wisdom.
No guy enjoys being with a girl whose too afraid to live her life alone. Learn to be able to stand on your own two feet and being able to live a life without constant romantic attention from people. Every girl who I've met that has had this problem always ends up cheating and being a whore. Save yourself the trouble and everyone else invovled, if you are going to be a whore, stay single and just get pumped and dumped. Guys aren't toys for women and vice versa.
>In ldr with guy across the world
>Scared everyday he'll cuck me for a Stacy
>Tfw too schizo and borderline to have anything normal
He's made me the happiest I've been if he cucks me I'll kill myself. I know I'm too clingy but I'm convinced he's my soulmate.
I-I stalk him on social media with fake accounts I think he checks out...
>>29948290
Isn't that the loli crossover comic that got banned from /aco/
I'll go to the movies with you if you'll go trainspotting with me
>>29958118
Where are you from, and where is he from?
>>29954837
why did you go on a first date
>>29948684
>absurd height
Well, we found the manlet
>>29948290
>will probably go watch Wienerdog alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ccGS9A5lo
>>29958437
my mum's dog is part dachshund, he is a little shithead bastard
which reminds me, I need to walk him so he doesn't shit in the house. god damn I fucking hate him
>>29958481
I hope you're nice to your doggo
>>29958547
he's not my dog, he makes that abundantly clear. he's my mum's dog, but because she's out being a whore all the time, I have to take care of him. seriously considering putting antifreeze in his food and throwing his corspe in a dumpster
>>29958437
I'll watch it with you. Seems like a quirky fun movie.
>Too autistic to make friends
>Keep trying and failing to meet people who want to hang out outside of class
>Failing life on easymode
>Help
>>29953024
Tried heroin desu?
>>29949658
will you cry while masturbating to the thought of your boyfriend leaving you for a superior woman?
>>29958618
>sachie was actually in a city near me a couple weeks ago
>would have probably observed her meetup with fans at AX from a distance
>weeb pal flaked out last minute and a nonweeb like myself didnt want to go alone
>>29958229
>tfw will never get a gril to go trainspotting with me
why even live
>>29958838
There's always next year, senpai.
>>29949743
Wow you're such an insecure shitlady. I wonder what you "fembots" would say if some guy got jealous over her slutty "gf". Kek.
>>29950422
So when you girls send nudes for attention-whoring or manipulating guys that doesn't count because it's not reality in your mind? Interesting.
>>29954837
I like how girls call being manipulative as being insecure. They have no shame.
>NEET boys and robots complain about girls not talking to them
>I empathize and wish to help
>Get talked down to and insulted at every turn
>Empathy subsides, will to help fades into complete apathy
And its all your fault.
>>29959485
be my qt helpful gf pls ;~;
>>29959485
What kind of help could you give?
>>29958272
Hes right, the height thing is actually just a meme.
>>29948290
>going to the movies at all
Fuck off roastie scum.
Guys, how do I receive money from my orbiters without them knowing my real name or personal info? I need the monies but dont want to divulge my true identity.
>>29959591
There are models that will let you use their selfies and nudes, and you can have them buy you amazon gift cards, or send the gifts to a P O box!
>>29959591
P.O. Box with a stage name
Patreon
Twitch
>>29959591
I hope it all works out. I really admire women who can make the most of the cards they've been dealt.
>tfw hideous and chubby
>tfw socially retarded and no friends
>tfw alone and depressed
>tfw when never had a bf
>tfw when not a virgin and am worthless
>tfw when don't have the balls to kill myself
>>29959665
I don't want gift cards. I want cash. Currently juggling 3 orbiters and they all want to send me $$. I don't need selfies of other models. I Skypecall with these losers every night and they're in love with me. Will ghost on them once I receive the money. One of them is asking for my bank account number but I think its too personal. I have to be careful.
>>29954515
No one wants to hook up with someone who isn't genuinely interested in them and pisses their big-boy pants when they don't get what they want.
>>29948572
Proof that roastie filth are roastie filth.
pic related
>>29959701
>chubby
hnnnnnng
pls take my virginity
>>29959739
Ah, I see. Good luck!
>>29959701
>chubby
You mean 600lbs? I can't take fat sad girls seriously, just loose weight damn it.
>>29948430
Your bf has shit taste in anime girls
well they're right you know. manlets aren't real men by definition of being manlets. even you guys can't even refer to yourself as men. why get mad when women notice the same thing?
>>29959767
im not good chubby
>>29959805
im not 600
The only reason I dislike short guys is because they tend to be really fucking pissed and insecure, but their insecurity is hard to empathize with because it just turns into rage and compensating.
It makes me uneasy.
3 of my professors this summer are short men and all of them have brought up their height insecurity during lecture. like, you're short, we get it. women wouldn't even care if men didn't bring it up all the time, like just shut up already.
>>29959860
>im not good chubby
all chubby is good chubby to me
give chubby puss
>>29959860
>im not 600
Whatever you are you can change being fat.
>>29959872
Rationalizations. Why don't you just say you don't find them attractive? Stop pretending you're such a good person.
>>29948480
Fucking roastie
Oregeno
>want to make genuine friendships and have fun, interesting conversations
>guys keep putting me in the fuckzone
>don't know who I can trust
>>29959971
im working on it, recently started extercising n lost few pounds but it doesnt change being ugly
>>29960069be my gf anyway piggo
>>29960050
guys = chads
You're too shallow for interesting conversations and have such a huge ego that makes you think every single guy wants to fuck you. Pathetic.
>>29960033
they are unattractive AND tend to also be insecure and have napolean complexes on top of that
>>29959860
How much do you weigh anon?
>>29960043
>falling for the bait
>>29954227
This why men hate roasties
>>29960033
They are hot. Especially if they have, like, the bodytype where all the fat is above the waist-line and they are kind of barrel-chested with wide shoulders.
Like uhh, Hank from Breaking Bad.
![[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 09 [24B328B5].mkv_snapshot_12.44_[2015.03.20_18.17.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cMU2YBl.jpg "[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 09 [24B328B5].mkv_snapshot_12.44_[2015.03.20_18.17.47].jpg")
>tfw chad hasn't filled me up for over a week
how many girls does he have in his harem!!
>>29960117
Then stop pretending that their insecurity is the reason for you to look good on some internet forum. Can't you girls be honest even when anonymous?
>>29960101
rlly? >.<
>>29960119
135 atm but im short n looks really gross
>>29960164
Insecurity is ugly. We can see it in your stance, your face, your attitude.
Genuine respect and interest and confidence can make someone on the low-end of dumpy seem charming.
>>29960148
>tfw this is me
He doesn't live in my state but almost every time he comes he fucks me and I wish he would ask me out but I know he never will cause I let him fuck me as is.
Can't help but wonder how many other girls he fucks...
>>29959753
God that triggers me and I'm 6'1" I obviously don't know that feel but God damn it I hate roasties.
>>29960191
What do you even mean with genuine respect and interest? Yeah keep spouting some more empty words. See, gentlemen, that's how women are. They take their lies to the deathbed and beyond.
>>29960165
>rlly? >.<yes
>>29960105
You're too awkward for interesting conversations and have such a huge ego that makes you think girls even want to be friends with you. Pathetic.
>>29959485
No I completely feel you.
I wish the antiwoman memes would cunt off. Not even SJW
>>29960232
>calling people "gentleman" unironically
What do if I want to make a dating profile but I literally never take pictures. Seriously my most recent pictures are from around 2-3 years ago because someone else took them. I hate selfies also.
>>29960246
Your stupid to try and help. If we're here we are too far gone.
>>29960234
Hahaha. I love it how when you have nothing better to say you always resort to saying that some random guy is undesirable.
>>29960050
>>29960105
desu whenever I friendzone women they get really frustrated.
This is tough shit to figure out.
>>29948453
fuck of with your fake fembot bullshit "only losers like me waaaaaa" i have not received any sign of attraction from any girl in 21 years.
>>29960317
what about your mom?
my mom thinks I'm handsome
>>29960233
you are are too nice anonm tyyyy
>>29960317
>believing weak bait
>>29958598
You scum
Fuckin of it as shown you dumb whore
I could pass as a passable trap even though I'm biologically female. It's a neutral kind of feel.
>>29960571
be my reverse trap gf nao
>>29954515
Rollllllllerinooooo ouhiuhuiy
>>29954515
reroll niggggggggers
>>29960346
What's your Skype or kik. I'll talk with you.
Oregano comment
>>29948290
How in the fuck do you honestly consider this out of the norm. Watching two movies alone this ENTIRE year is nothing. Having to have seen every movie your entire life is a robot feel. Being too scared to see the movies is a robot feel. Fuck off with your pseudonormie "Im so weird" bs.
>>29959739
Paypal? Can I get in on that sweet skype action?
>>29958231
I'm from Australia and he's from the states if you're still here anon
>>29960818
>mfw non-rhotic Anglos can't resist the BIG AMERICAN COCKmy gf is English btw :^)
>>29960665
uhm sure, kik is ta_acct01
>>29960872
Aw nice! How long have you known each other? H-How do you deal with the time zones and stuff?
The fact that we go one long periods of not skyping scare me the most w-what's a guys perspective?
>>29960816
I don't want PayPal transaction. And no, unless you're willing to pay.
>>29948290
if i walk downhill too fast the updraft causes my vagina to fill with air and lift me up and i fly away
>>29960961
Ughh I'm too paranoid to get doxxed or something. I might just ghost on them without getting the monies.
>>29960946
>How long have you known each other?
Two and a half months
>H-How do you deal with the time zones and stuff?
We're both NEET so it hasn't really been an issue.
>The fact that we go one long periods of not skyping scare me the most w-what's a guys perspective?
We skype every day so I can't really offer a perspective on that. We're both very clingy
>>29961034
Crap. I mean that sounds very lovely on your part! I hope you two make it wonderfully!!
I've known him for about a month and a half now and I'm clingy and he's as close to a normie as I'll ever be able to get without them thinking I'm mental.
I act calm and cool but my mind imploded with reasons he's not talking to me and we haven't skyped in over two weeks...
>>29961034
I didn't mean to whine so much anon I'm sorry. Did you guys meet here?
>>29961123
Sorry to hear that. Have you at least been messaging each other?
>>29961142
You didn't whine too much it's fine. Yes we met here
>>29961161
Oh yes! But he says he's busy and I believe him! With university and all that stuff I'm more of a NEET than him. I had to ease in my power level and still haven't showed him all of it. But yes we message as much as we can...though it's gotten shorter recently..
That's so sweet though! A little NEET love story!
>>29961198
He's still in uni? It's summer here tho. Are classes still going on?
>>29961268
No he's getting stuff straightened out for next semester I think
>>29954515
roll to save hs
>>29954515
Rolling for dat tomboipucci
>>29961304
Ahh I see
Well I'm sure when all of that stuff is sorted out you can go back to doing lewd and cute stuff on skype every night ^~^
>>29961389
A-Ah we don't do lewd things I'm too shy yet but I hope we can talk again! Thank you anon I hope you have a nice time with your gf too!
>>29954515
rell ect ect
>>29961450
Poor cunt not getting the aussie goods
Thanks you though Sheilanon
I still have issues coming to terms with one of my biggest fetishes coming from FFVII.
>>29961548
What are the fetishes femanon?
>>29954515
Reason roll
My guy friend has been acting a bit too strange lately. He seems a bit too accepting about me moving in with my boyfriend. He's been buying us a bunch of a stuff. He got me a premium Japan Crate so that my boyfriend and I could have fun making Japanese candy together. He also got me a new laptop . He's usually quiet when I talk to him about a boyfriend of mine, but now he's acting all weird and not in a passive aggressive way.
With past boyfriends, he wanted to do very little of them so I don't talk about them when I'm hanging out with him. Now that I have a new boyfriend, he wants to get to know him better so he can make sure we have a happy relationship.
>>29961652
sounds like a good friend
quit being an ungrateful bitch
>>29961621
Mad scientists.
Examining it is really weird because I was terrified of Professor Hojo when I was younger and thinking about him still makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
I mean, aside from that, I avidly fantasize about being kidnapped and tormented by Scarecrow and Trager and whoever else the fuck.
>>29961814
post address and nudes
>>29961768
When my boyfriend trashtalks him, my friend agrees with everything he says. Boyfriend jokingly called him a cuck and friend got down on his knees and raised his arms and said "YES I AM A BETA KEK AND YOU ARE THE BULL!!! IT IS TEARING ME APART HOW YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY MY 3DPG WAIFU!!!" in a very sarcastic tone. My friend has always been a bit offputting, but I think he has finally lost his mind.
>Pokemon Go comes out
>somebody sees me on my phone anywhere
>"Oh are you playing Pokemon Go I love that"
NO I AM NOT PLAYING YOUR CASUAL NORMIESHIT I AM USING THE COFFEE SHOP'S WI-FI TO DOWNLOAD SHOTACON AND PLAYING OPEN-SOURCE DUNGEON CRAWLERS FUCK OFF
>>29961849
So fuck him to put your bf in his place
>>29961850
>SHOTACON
be my gfi am a babyface
>>29961849
>you all spout 4chan memes in real life
>you keep knowingly leading this dude on because you just like the attention he gives you
Well, you sound like an unpleasant group of characters.
>>29961875
Only if you're willing to take it in the ass from fat old men while I watch and masturbate.
>>29961896
If you can get some that don't have aids fine
>>29961860
My boyfriend does not like my guy friend at all. Not because he's jealous of him, but because he doesn't like that I associate myself with a weirdo. He sees him as a spoiled loser and that I only hang out with him so he doesn't kill himself. My boyfriend is super ambitious so it really irritates him that my guy friend has barely done anything with his life (full grown adult who only works retail jobs and has no college education and has no plans for getting a career) .
>>29961917
So fuck your loser friend to knock your fag bf down a peg
>>29961917
>he's trying to control who you can be friends with
sounds like a really healthy relationship you've got there, kid
I want to fuck all the girls.
I just want to go into a lesbian bar, find a qt- preferably black, just pick her ass up, and walk out with her.
>>29961907
I'll think about it, then. I only really like my boys on their knees with a cock inside them.
>>29961883
I'm not leading him on. Friend has already moved on from me .
>>29961960you can peg me~
>>29961957
Dykes need to be raped straight
>>29961983
It's just not the same, though. Real cocks twitch and throb and drip and ooze. A piece of rubber is soulless and boring. Plus it's hot seeing a boy get used as a sex toy for an old pervert.
>>29962013
Would you make me where girl clothes while I did it :3
>>29961954
>>29961947
Both my boyfriend and guy friend are nice people. Boyfriend isn't trying to control me. Guy friend isn't trying to bang me. Boyfriend is kind of normie so he doesn't really understand things from the perspective of a robot so he thinks depressed people are just lazy. My guy friend used to be a 'nice guy', but he's now redpilled and has accepted that he will die alone. He has denounced his sexuality (no longer masturbates or tries to seek out a romantic relationship) so he's just trying the few good things in his life and have enough money to afford the things his family has always wanted/needed.
>>29962054
Your boyfriend is a dickhead, and you are a normalfag since you have a bf
>>29962045
Girly clothes aren't necessary, but they're nice. You're probably too big for mine, I'm on the small side. I'm sure we could find something, though.
>>29962079
i'm a skinny manlet though :3c
>>29962054
>my boyfriend is kind of a normie
so are YOU
holy fuck I hate these threads so goddamn much
PLEASE FUCKING DIE
>>29948480
Just tell them where the fuck you live you little whore. Their height doesn't matter if you live in Iceland.
Also
>tits or gtfo
>>29962079
>Tfw I'm a 6'3 giant and this will never happen to me
>>29962103
Well, I'm about 5'3 and somewhere in the 90 pound range.
>>29962123
It's kind of even hotter when a big guy is being dommed. I've got a comic somewhere where a feminine man gets fucked in the ass by his girly shota brother.
>>29962074
>>29962109
I'm kind of normie, but I'm still more robot than most people. I'm literally listening to Ramshackle Glory music right now. There's still things about me that my boyfriend will never understand or appreciate. There's still things about my boyfriend that irritate me, but we still accept each other.
>>29962054
>accepted that he will die alone
>denounced his sexuality
What the actual fuck? Did you indoctrinate him into some kind of cuckold/self-defeating cult? You're supposedly his friend yet you enable his current worldview that he is objectively inferior to yourself and other human beings?
>>29962135
Oh man,knowing someone wants to make me do lewd things gets me all hard. Thanks anon
>>29962135
>Well, I'm about 5'3 and somewhere in the 90 pound range.
Well they'll just be tight fitingpost contact
>>29962178
A lot of people are into big guys. I just like seeing them get fucked in the ass like filthy whores.
>>29962180
Tell me what country you're in first, I really don't want to waste time if this isn't a possibility. I don't like travelling.
>>29962139
I am sure you're so deep and sensitive inside. Nobody could ever possibly understand you. Ramshackle Glory? Those guys are so obscure, normies could never understand. It's not like I hear folk punk blaring from car stereos and shitty house parties all the fucking time. Man, those guys just won't ever understand us and the feels we share.
orggenao
>>29962201
usa land
I hate these fucking threads. Is there anything more vapid, iditoic, and just plain out EVIL than a woman.
>>29962139
You're not kind of a normie, you're a disgusting stacy whore and you need to go back to >>>/soc/
>>29962201
>I will never be a big guy for someone
This wasn't a part of my master plan.
>>29962207
Are you at least near the north? Because I'm not American. And, if so, are you open to black guys fucking you? Because I might make that happen, too. Maybe two at once, even.
>>29962167
I don't agree with his life style, but he seems happier than he has ever been now that he's not trying to compete with normies. He just works an honest paying job. His only friend is me and we still get to hang out alone which makes him happy. He's totally fine with just being my friend. He doesn't try to flirt with me anymore. He doesn't make much lewd jokes with me anymore. He says he doesn't have strong sexual feelings anymore.
The only cringe thing about him is when my boyfriend makes fun of him and he just accepts it. Especially if we're out in public and makes a scene about it.
>>29954515
rollirino outo autobots
>>29962232
You could always be the little guy who gets to cum in the big guy's ass and turn him gay.
>>29962234
>Are you at least near the north?
I do live in the north close to canada
>are you open to black guys fucking you?
No I don't want to die
>>29962267
Hm. How close? I don't have a passport but I could get one.
>no black guys
That's disappointing. What about dogs? I need to know how far I can take this.
>>29962222
quads confirm it.
view my digits, harlots
>>29962281
I'm a 6 hour drive from Toronto
>I need to know how far I can take this.
People only, and only white, asian, or spic
no diseases
>>29962135
There is nothing wrong with being 5'3".
As long as you're fun to be with it and you're ambitious about life, a woman of any height will still love you. It wouldn't even matter if your penis was 4.5 inches. If you do manage to get a female companion try not to complain about your height too much or blame your problems on your height.
>>29962313
I'm not that far north. How far are you from Detroit?
>People only, and only white, asian, or spic
It's pretty much just whites here anyway.
>no diseases
That's a given. I don't want to catch anything either.
what happened to /r9k/ being somewhere people could just bitch anything and everything and now it's a suffering competition
I'd like to see a single REAL GIRL who wants to fuck this.
>>29958249
For self validation and attention.
>>29958437
Ohhh stop, stop, stop...
This is making me blush.
I wish all of us fembots luck, you will be fine.
I think a little love&acceptance would go a long way in the big picture. Everyone has feelings.
>>29962215
yea
a group of women
