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fembots, give me one good reason why you aren't masturbating
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fembots, give me one good reason why you aren't masturbating right now.
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I just got fucked
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I just finished masturbating
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Anyone else here remember the first time you fingered a woman?

I almost couldn't believe that women masturbate too. That's how retarded you are when you're Captain Beta.
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>>29948254
>>29948259
one of you be my gf plz
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I need to poop really badly.
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>>29948273
Nah Homes you wouldn't want me I'm ugly af
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>>29948296
>I'm ugly af
BE MY FUCKING GF
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>>29948293
I don't know why this made me kek so hard but it did...
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My nails are drying
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>>29948293

Why don't you masturbate while pooping?
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>>29948457
>not having nice natural nails

>>29948296
Yes I would fembot, pls cuddle me
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im literally addicted to it
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>>29948296
Your vago is ugly too?
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>>29948553

probably massive beef flaps
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On my period, haven't showered in about a week, don't wanna smell what's down there
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>>29948902

I bet you're real stinky

>tfw no stinky gf
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>>29948924
That I am:) But it's not like I leave my house or anything to care:)
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>>29948234
I have almost no sex drive, it never feels good because of this, really hard to climax and stay into it if I do try. It taking so long to enjoy makes it feel like a waste of time. Nothing turns me on, porn sucks and is all made for men. I couldn't do it anywhere but in the shower which is so small it's uncomfortable, because I live with a roommate and have almost no privacy from her because the place is small. I wish I was just straight up asexual because I hate everything to do with sex but still have some sexual urges.
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>>29948941

my cat loves used underwear for some reason, especially womens

he'd literally bury himself in your used panty stash
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Would robots do long distance for gf?
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>>29948963
So do Craigslist users:) I sell them anywheres from $50-$75 a pair:)
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>>29948972

depends how long, if there's no real chance of meeting up eventually nope
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>>29949020
>$50-$75

thanks but he has to make due with my used boxer shorts for now
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>>29949033
Kek! Just noticed that came off as solicitation for my underwears:P I was actually trying to make a reference that CL users love used underwears as much as your cat:) Oh God....so bad at being social:/
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Masturbating is a sin.
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>>29949069
the fuck is this

H O L O C A U S T
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>>29948553
>Your vago is ugly too?
YAASSSS
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because I'm eating hot ramen and watching kitchen nightmares. probably will afterwards tho lol
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>>29948234
My holes are sore.
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>>29948234
I'm saving it up for the weekend so I can have a monster orgasm
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>>29948234
Because I just did it an hour ago.
Even though my orgasms are really strong, why am I so dry all the time?
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>>29949974
>why am I so dry all the time?
Are you underweight? When I was underweight I was dry like a bucket of sand
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I've been masturbating too much this summer and I'm trying to cut down so I can have better orgasms
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>>29948234
I have to get her permission, and only at times shes able to watch
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>>29950019

LMAO u gay or something
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>>29950088
that would be correct, yes
and her shift at work ends soon
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>>29950019
That's hot. She's your mistress and you're her slave/pet?
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>>29948293
If you need to shit and you finger yourself you can feel the lump of shit it's a real turn off
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I've never been able to actually get off so its just frustrating for me, i don't even enjoy it desu
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>>29948972
Only if it's done with the premise of meeting in real life within a month.

Also, don't be fat.
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>>29950195

Imagine it's just Jamals dick up your ass

The color even fits
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>>29950184
She's my Miss, I'm her pupper, sometimes her little princesa
Don't let the cute names fool you, she's got a very strong hand
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>>29950201

How about I'll do that for you

Never let a woman do a mans job
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>>29950252
Do you wear a collar? Do you sleep with her or on a rug?

>tfw no submissive petgirl
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My mum's in our bed too and she's watching the walking dead
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I'm gonna rape this dyke and the redditor engaging her
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>>29950313
I do! It's a black leather dog-collar. I sleep on the floor next to the bed the bed, but when she's in a good mood I sometimes get to sleep on the foot of the bed.
>>29950341
Rape is my fetish, tiny cock anon
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>>29950352
I just realized my "the bed" mistake, shit sorry
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>>29950352
Does she ever sexually satisfy you or is that one-way? You lick her pussy whenever she wants?
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>>29950002
No, I'm actually 30 lbs overweight
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Antidepressants left me dry af. 10 years taking these things.
Can't even remember how to orgasm, why liveeee
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>>29950398
She gets to fuck me however and whenever she likes, I have to earn the privilege of her cunt. And it truly is a privilege.
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>>29949943
>so I can have a monster orgasm
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>>29950435
How did you two meet? And how did you come to find out you want to have such a lifestyle?
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>>29948902
you've never tried during your period

one girl I was with really liked being fisted during
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Because my boyfriend has been teasing me all day and im holding off till tonight when we fuck like animals
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>>29950958
>my boyfriend, faggot or pic related
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>>29950989
Yes, a femanon posting in a femanon thread is unthinkable
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How many of you fembots are

>fat
>ugly
>smelly
>NEET
>mentally ill

Let's see how you compare to us robot losers
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>>29951575
I'm NEET and mentally ill. I still manage basic hygiene and eating well though, and I'm told I'm attractive. Doesn't make a difference for any of my problems
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>>29948234
Mom does it for me.
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>>29950019
>>29950184
>>29950252
>>29950352
>>29950435
BDSM is a weird as fuck, especially between gay couples.
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>>29950433
I'm about to start taking antidepressants again, thanks for reminding me of the suffering to come.
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>>29952445
maleanon here. It is still better than wishing to die every day.

Can t you just drench your muff in lube and go ahead with it?
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>>29952579
I'm a guy, sexual dysfunction happens to both genders. And I *can* get an orgasm, it's just a ton of work and my dick hurts afterward.
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I don't have any sex drive
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>>29951575

I literally have aspergers but my one saving grace is I'm not fat
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>>29948972
Only if there's NO chance of meeting up eventually so I don't need to leave my comfort zone.
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>>29951575
NEET and mentally ill
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>>29948234
masturbating 4 times a day would be a bit too much
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>>29948234
i am masturbating right now
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>>29948267
I've had a gf for 7 years and never done it
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>>29951575
check for all of them except neet. and i'm working on the fat part
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>>29951575
>mentally ill
I guess.
The way I live can't be normal.
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>>29950648
This. Answer the question petanon.
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>>29948234
Anybody else imagine that all fembots browsing this board, do so while sitting on vibrating buttplugs?
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>>29952737

>i literally have a reddit meme illness that isn't real

Curious about how that works.
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>>29953345

got diagnosed when I was 12 and am living off welfare or it normie
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>>29953405
be my sperg gf
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idk i have to think about someone to really get off and i wouldnt have sex with someone i dont love and since i have no one to think about while doing it im never in the mood to masturbate, wew
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>>29951575
None of those but I still feel fucking worthless
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I don't enjoy it.
I have tried; it produces no real (positive) results.
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My gf can't orgasm if it's not with me
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>>29952872

good girl

now think about horse cocks
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It disturbs me how overrun with women and numales neo-r9k is
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Because i am sad
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>>29954789


why are you sad?

original btw
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>>29950019
Tfw I have a Mistress but she lives in Greenland and I'll probably never meet her irl.
She tells me I'm such a good pet though.
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>>29955016
she's just saying that to you because greenland is so boring
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I'm sick
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>>29954720
thanks, sadly horse cocks aren't my thing. Im actually a big fan of having all my organs.
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>>29955063
She probably is. She's way too good for me.
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>>29953501
>>29953188
>>29952932
>>29952833
>>29952737
reminder that you are only a female if you were born with a vagina
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>>29952690
>>29952445
this, I'm zoloft and it takes fucking forever to get off

I'm a KHV though so it doesn't matter
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>>29953405
how spergy are you compared to male spergs?
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>>29951596
Same here fembot

>>29953501
Why is that?

I also should've asked if the fembots here are virgins
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>>29955016
i want to hug grizz and tell him that everything will be alright
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Tfw no spergy qt to talk about dumb things with and then fall asleep together while cuddling.
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>>29948234
I'm sitting with my kitty planning to masturbate on Japanese rape porn.
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>>29955516
>tfw virgin but don't care about the lack of sex any more
>just want a qt gf to cuddle and like me
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>>29955355
I am not a virgin. I have only had sex with two people, one being female.
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>>29955539
Same here anon,I just want the human contact desu.
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My libido is really fucking low. I just had sex yesterday, so I will not want it for another week.
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>>29949069
top quality bait right here famalam
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>>29951575
Kinda depressed, which I guess counts as mentally ill, and like 7kg too heavy, 55kg women are perfect.
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>>29955633
Be my chubby depressed gf :3
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>>29950648
Sorry, she got home
She was studying abroad (in my country) and the attraction was immediate.
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fembots pls post tits
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>>29948234
Because I'm at work and that would be awkward.
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>>29951575
>fat
underweight (by a worrying amount hello skelly)
>ugly
yep
>smelly
I clean myself religiously/obsessively so no
>NEET
I'm a student
>mentally ill
Aspie
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>>29956168
Hi Carmen
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>>29956182
be my qt ugly aspie stinky gf
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>>29949020
Holy shit are you serious?
I'm about to sell all my old panties.
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>>29953405
i watched this stuff about female aspies saying they're more socially normal. i have a hard time believing they're really aspie if they're socially normal. what kind are you?
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>>29956193
...

Well, time to abandon the thread...
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>>29956242
shota wins again
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>>29956260
I'm gonna go crawl into a corner and die. Don't mind me.
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>>29956324
Why do this famiIam?
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>>29956212
I'm a female aspie (not her tho) and honestly though some may be more socially normal I never have been.
Honestly I'm literally a stereotype. Gifted in math and sciences, interested in politics, read a lot, studied a lot of things in my free time like some beta shit, socially inept, always fiddling, have a speech impediment, trouble explaining ideas, always stimming (does 4chan use that word?) friendless and just bizarre. The loneliness is real.
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>>29956369
you sound very cute :3
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>>29956324
Check your throwaway email Carmen
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>>29956369
I-I'd be your friend fembot, not an aspie but being anxious and lonely I relate to those feels
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cool :) y0l0
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I'm ovulating which is making me super horny.Unfortunately, I have diarrhea too.
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>>29956949
let me knock you up
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>>29948234
Because I only masturbate once every few months out of necessity, and generally don't give a shit otherwise.
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>>29948902
You should try masturbation at least once while on your period my ex said the best sex we ever had was during her period and it usually was the best sex.
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Tfw no aspie gf to be weird with
This is a feel I never wanted to have
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>>29957053
Why is that fembot? Are you asexual? Virgin?
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>>29948293
be my gf pls
>>29948457
be my gf pls
>>29949080
be my qt gf pls
>>29949974
be my gf pls
>>29950003
be my gf plsss
>>29950333
be my qt gf pls
>>29951596
be my gf
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I'm at a point of digestion after my evening meal that I find pretty disgusting.
I'll probably masturbate after I defecate to cheer myself up.
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>>29951575
skinny, don't eat
rated 6/10 on soc
don't bathe regularly
Am a NEET
probably mentally ill
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>>29957799
Post pic here pls
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>>29957799
>rated 6/10 on soc
post pics
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>>29951575
>fat
yes
>ugly
yes
>smelly
yes
>NEET
yes
>mentally ill
more than the average robot, I'd wager.
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>tfw no stinky fembot gf to take a bath with
>tfw no depressed gf to cheer up and help each other
>tfw no ugly fembot gf to comfort
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>>29956369
>>29956182
>>29953405
Serious question: Do all of you seriously consider your autism as a disability worthy of NEETbucks etc, or is it something that's been suggested/prescribed to you?

I was diagnosed formally, as a disability midway through high school though I had paperwork from a decade before. But I actually hated the idea and the label, so I've pretty much done everything to hide it. I even had the paperwork rename my deficiencies to not refer to autism and basically say it a different way, just in case someone is snooping.

I feel like most of these programs, especially for adults, make things worse by putting people in a box. I'm kind of concern about someone accessing those files now that I've gotten a real full time career/ job without having to refer to my diagnosis.
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>>29956369
>tfw aspie
>tfw not good at stuff most aspies get to be

At least I'm good enough at hiding it now I only come off as slightly odd. But still shit at anything past small talk.
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>>29958141
I don't collect NEETbucks, honestly I consider being aspie an advantage. I'm advanced academically, at the cost of what? Social skill? That's a deal I'm glad I got.
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>>29958466
so do you see a career path base don your skills? do you worry about how social skills may hobble you in professional life?
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What do you fembots look like? How could I spot one in public? I imagine you all have messy brown hair and big glasses.
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>>29958588
They all have messy blown out pussies with Chad's cum dripping down their legs
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My nails are still wet.
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>>29948234
I already did today.
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Just got done.
Puss hurts.
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>>29958546
I'm studying to work in STEM. The people in these fields are hardly known for being personable chads and stacies
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>>29948234
>actually touching yourself
>not just thinking off
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>>29958680
go on skype and do it with me anyway :3c
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>>29956369
speech impediment? What kind? Lisp?

I have a slight stutter myself.
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>>29958690
Fair enough. IF you like math specifically, definitely consider the actuarial field 8)
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>>29958836
Severe stutter, and selective muteness at certain times
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>>29958965
Well at least you're not a guy with a stutter. You can literally be quiet and just smile and nod and guys will ask you out.
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>>29948234
Because I just confessed and I'm on my period but I did wake up with one hand down there for some reason
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>>29959361
sexual activity during menstruation is completely normal anon
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>>29959396
It's also really messy and disgusting
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>>29959434
it's therapeutic, and there are ways to deal with the mess. A gf of mine really liked being fisted like crazy during, as normally she had very difficult periods.
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>>29959361
>>29959434
Good to see a fellow Catholic here fem.
Unless you're filthy Orthodox scum
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>>29959477
I'm curious to how could anyone find fisting pleasurable at any time of the month. I don't masturbate often because of my religion but when I do fall into temptation is usually about a week before my period, I'm not that horny at all during and I also don't do insertions of any kind so I guess it wouldn't be that messy.
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>>29959539
An awful one but hey, good to see a Catholic too.
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>>29959539
kys orthodoxy is the true christianity
>catholic tradition is a meme
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>>29959567
Aren't we all awful ones?
>>29959568
The Fourth Crusade did nothing wrong. Now pay debts greek subhuman. Not doing it is what got your city sacked last time
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>>29959553
Some women enjoy penetration more than others, and obviously if you don't penetrate yourself, some guy trying usually won't be immediately amazing.

That being said, once a certain comfort level is achieved it can work out pretty well. There's data to suggest that really "getting in there" can alleviate period cramps/ pain, and for this girl it seemed to work that way.

Obviously there is some discomfort at the start, but I usually bypass this in girls by getting their endorphins and other chemicals up. Spanking, torture games, etc. Once they're buzzed you can really get to work.
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>>29959567
>>29959568
>>29959612
Your denominations are weak and old. Only Pentecostals and other militant charismatics will be *strong enough* to defeat degeneracy.
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>>29959716
Those fags are hemorrhaging numbers every month
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>>29959612
Most of us, I just consider myself to be particularly bad because I've distanced myself from the church so many times
>>29959668
I've had sex and a penis feels great but fingers don't, can't even imagine a full fist. Oh well, I'm pretty vanilla I guess. Aren't you disgusted by the blood and the disgustingness coming out?
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>>29959799
Are you still distant, or are you getting back in line with church teaching?
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>>29959820
Haven't been distant for over a year now, but my own mistakes are the ones that I have the hardest time forgiving.
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>>29959862
Just remember that Satan is trying to keep you focused on your sins with unnecessary guilt. Don't let him drag you back into your own vomit like a dog.
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>>29959799

For a bunch of different reasons blood doesn't bother me. I was definitely one of the few boys growing up who'd seen more than girls tend to.
I pretty much see being exposed to blood as a deeper level of intimacy, while still being careful obviously.

I feel like fingers are generally better but you have to take the time to figure out what works for that person. I mean the width can be thinner or wider, they don't exhaust and are much more dexterous. So just generally more is possible.
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>>29959917
Thank you brother, I needed that. I really need to let go of the guilt but at the same time I don't know how to. Feeling undeserving of our Father's love, or really just unloved has made me stumble a few times.

>>29959930
Period blood is not just blood that's what makes it so disgusting.
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>>29959716
Most of those churches are pretty much cults anon, which goes completely against the basic tenets of Christianity.
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>>29960122
I'm aware. Period blood certainly has its own consistency.

Blood is rarely pure though. We're macro-organisms with infinite microorganisms interacting with us after all. I also worked at a meat packing plant during summers, so I consider flesh to be a wide spectrum.

If it's particularly scabby or gooey I wear latex gloves. Highly effective + kinky vibe.
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>>29960122
Pray to Our Lady for intercession (if you want someone who might feel more approachable), and read the parable of the prodigal son when you're feeling undeserving. We may be undeserving but His love is freely given to anyone who accepts it. If you close yourself off from the Lord's forgiveness you'll only end up pushing yourself away from Him entirely when he's ready to run towards you arms wide open. You should go to Adoration also.
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>>29960188
if you have not been possessed violently by the holy spirit weekly, how can you know the true power of god?
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>>29960226
>Charismatic Protestants
>Possessed by anyone other than their own delusions brought on by social pressure
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>>29955539
>tfw used to normal passing with gf
>tfw now alone,bipolar, manic depressive alcoholic
>tfw got a long pillow that I hold the way I used to hold ex
It's the type of pillow that goes into dakis but I live with too many people to have a pillowfu. I'd also kill myself as soon as the thing stains
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>>29948234
>fembots
probably because they don't exist
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>>29960220
Thank you for your advice Anon, I've praying the rosary daily this year and it has helped, I'll include reading the parable of the prodigal son more often. I wish I could talk to one of the priests at my parish but I moved recently and none of them is really approachable. I appreciate your responses and your willingness to help me, I'll keep you in my prayers.

>>29960201
Interesting... It does sound like it requires a high level of comfort between partners to do that.
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>>29960226
Honestly, I'm not sure at this point if you're just roleplaying or if you actually believe this. Faith doesn't work like being a cleric in an RPG.

>>29960220
Not the person you replied to, but you have a great way of talking anon, and I appreciate the advice also.
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>>29960365
I pretty much got into BDSM because the culture of communication is more up front and expected to be direct, so yeah, that can help a ton with the comfort level.
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>>29960436
It's worth mentioning I think that period blood isn't always completely sterile, and you should be careful that your hands aren't injured at all. Though that goes for any sort of sex involving blood, you need to be sure there's not blood to blood contact.
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>>29960484
I did say I was cool enough to use latex gloves didn't I?

My chest of medical supplies is bigger than my kink supplies chest.
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>>29960226
>>29960391
you don't understand the FULL POWER of the holy spirit.

not yet...
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>>29960365
I really appreciate that femanon. The last person who said they'd pray for me was an Episcopalian who said it out of spite. I'll pray for you too. If you want any more advice you can always email me. (This goes for anyone ITT)
[email protected]
>>29960391
Thanks m8
I'm mostly just saying things my priest said to me when I was having trouble.
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>>29960570
Why, thank you! That's so nice of you, both the praying and giving me your throwaway. I'm so happy to have replied to this stupid thread now. I definitely will email you, I need a lot of help but hopefully I won't annoy you too much.
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>>29960669
You're pretty adept at roleplay. Can I give you my throwaway too? Unity in numbers, strength in prayer, right? We'll keep each other on the path, I'm sure.
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>>29960365
Are you aware that you are simultaneously holding a religious conversation about accepting God and a conversation about the consistency of period blood?
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>>29960669
I don't get annoyed often
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>fembots

reported and hidden
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>>29960530
You did, but I just felt it was important to add it's not just because it's kind of gross, but that it can be really unhygienic if you're not careful about it, and dangerous as a result.

>>29960570
I do appreciate that, though I'm curious, do you have any advice for someone unable to get to church? I suffer from pretty bad agoraphobia and other health issues, as well as there being only one Catholic church in my region, the rest are those hillsong sort of cult churches. I generally try to do my best to compensate, and I assume it's considered okay as obviously people like the Pope with their large amounts of international travel can't always get to church, but am I just justifying here? I'd ask a priest, but that's kind of the issue, and you seem knowledgeable.
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>>29960771
I'm down for that.

a sub I used to see desperately wanted me to impersonate a priest during play.

naturally some perversions of traditional sacraments were on the table.
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>>29960771
While on a thread about masturbation, I'm aware.
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>>29960826
>Tfw No gf to teach you the ropes of femdom and dominate you
This feel hurts the most
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I wonder what she masturbates to.
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>>29960817
I was once tasked (in high school) with growing highly concentrated e-coli strains in such density as to be hotter than a sauna at the core of the biomass. Now THAT was dangerous and unhygienic.

Got my first real government issued bio-hazard bag too for speed-growing new strains.

Tbh sexual fluids are pretty tame in comparison.
Besides, one of the advantages of the scene is you're ideally not playing with random whores, and in fact it's quite normal to ask for papers up front.
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>>29960856
unless you're Bi and want to go with a bear, finding a femdom who actually cares about you (as opposed to leeching off you) can be particularly challenging.

Id suggest trying to get yourself rolling in a vanilla or kinky switch relationship. Veterans doms like to take on subs that are actually pretty balanced people in general. Eg don't act like a desperate beta in their presence until your theirs and they tell you too. Even then, have a bar.
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>>29960910
Well yeah, obviously shit like that is dangerous, but that's like saying because the sun is really fucking hot, it's okay to put your hand on a hot oven. One's obviously worse, but neither are advisable.

And I get that papers are important, but still, blood to blood contact is never, ever advisable. People can contract things from random sources, and when you're talking period blood, which isn't just blood (as you've said already), it can be unhygienic even if the partner is definitely safe.
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>>29960817
This is something I've never had to deal with before so take what I say with a grain of salt, and I would strongly recommend sending an email to the local priest (or even to your diocese's bishop) for better info. Sunday Obligation can be excused provided you have a good enough reason for your absence (not living close enough to a parish, illness, incredibly serious business elsewhere, something stopped you while you were attempting to go, etc.)
I imagine agoraphobia would be something that could lessen any culpability you have in the sin of missing mass, although I don't know that you would be excused.

I would recommend going to mass during a service that's less frequented by others (like Saturday evening mass if the parish offers it), and sitting away from others during the service. The mass isn't a social hour, and people won't be focused on you. I have no trouble going in, and leaving after without talking to people (with the exception of the sign of peace).

I don't really know much more about your situation so there's only so much advice I can give.I'll definitely pray for you though.
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>>29960570
Can I ask what a knowledgable, apparently strong in faith (if you are suggesting people can come to you for help) Catholic like you is doing in a place like this but particularly this thread?
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>>29960970
Thanks for the advice anon, I really wanna try femdom to see if I'm into it. It looks good,but I don't know if it feels good.
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>>29960983
don't worry, I believe you. blood play is still fun though. Since you're clearly informed on the risks you should try it sometime 8)

>>29961013
honestly vanilla relationships by default see the woman in a largely dominant role. They accept/reject suitors and in general control access to sex. So if you find a vanilla relationship you're likely to experience aspects of domination, and you just need to be introspective as to how far you want to go after your confidence is built up.
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>>29961003
I mostly shitpost on /r9k/, and this thread is no exception. I was just surprised to see another Catholic ITT. Occasionally there's a thread that's decent on this board, but I mostly come here infrequently. I've had periods that lasted months where I didn't post here so changes that happen can be difficult to get used to. Also I've met some pretty interesting people from here before. Surprising number of religious folks on here of varying degrees of devotion.
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>>29959361
>>29959567


Masturbation is fine as long as you feel guilty about it afterwards
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>>29960998
I appreciate it, and I hadn't thought about emailing a priest for advice, I'll absolutely look into it though.

I really do appreciate this advice though, it eases my worries about the whole thing a bit. I do get that you can't do too much though, but you already did more than I expected, so thanks.
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>>29961175
what if you don't?

should you keep fapping until you do?

This sounds like a fun game to subject someone to.
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>>29961051
Blood play is fun, though I've only experienced it in the context of normal blood, and only pretty rarely due to the sort of preparation it needs. Plus, obviously you need time for wounds to heal, you can't walk around with them all the time, and I wouldn't ever agree to involve anywhere visible, no matter what the sub thought.

Period blood just seemed like too much of a risk to me really, especially when it's not that different to just doing it when it's not present from my knowledge.
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>>29954907
Because i am so
lonly
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>>29961175
That's not how it works satan
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>>29961175
It's not fine and ideally I would never do it, but I'm really weak on hormonal days. Eventually I'll get stronger, but I've made great progress already.
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>>29961254
>catholicks deny daily holy spirit powerz

>turn around and talk about satan literally being behind your shoulder

even C.S. Lewis knew when to use metaphor and allegory brah.
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>>29961175
I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with masturbation as long as you're not controlled by it, even from a religious point of view.
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Do women actually masturbate? I thought this was a meme.
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>>29961295
some do a lot. I was a keyholder once, and man was she annoying about it.
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>>29961292
Do you think I honestly believe that satan typed up that post?
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>>29961301
Sometimes we masturbate until our clitorises are bright red and sore
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>>29961292
I think you should take a break from posting if you honestly though that guy was implying that poster was literally Satan.

>>29961295
Everyone masturbates really, it's a normal human thing to do.
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>>29961238
saved
thank you anon i needed more farages
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>>29961334
usually a good time for a healthy dose of lube and maybe some pain play to get them past such lowly pains
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>>29961377
I'm not familiar with pain plays
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>>29961419
a fun game is to systematically spank them each time the come, because each time they will get more delirious. Eventually they pass out from happy feelings.

Recommended added spice : nipple clamps, magic wand, and punishing them if they can't come on timed intervals.
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>>29961457
Hmm not useful when I'm masturbating then, thanks for the advice Christian Grey
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>>29961480
You can do nipple clamps solo. Don't leave them on for over 15 mins. Tbh I think a lot is possible solo but a lot of women in my experience like feeling as if they're being forced.
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>>29961512
Yeah, no fun in torturing yourself
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>>29960970
Seriously, why is the femdom/malesub portion of pretty much every local BDSM scene the absolute worst part of it?
>>29961295
>>29961301
My gf does it at least once a day, usually more. Girls with ultra high sex drives sound great if you've never dated one. It's actually kind of exhausting
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>>29961550
>Girls with ultra high sex drives sound great if you've never dated one. It's actually kind of exhausting

This. You imagine it'll be like you can have sex whenever you want, which is true, but it also means you have to have sex when you don't want to, and they can be really pushy about it.

A partner with a similar sex drive to you is definitely best.
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>>29948234
Any Maryland fembots?
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>>29952915
Why not? Do you think it's beta or something? Just do it it's kinda fun. I literally almost cum when fingering mine :s
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>>29958670
but you are going to do it again later?
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I dont understand fingering. Is it supposed to feel good? It just feels like a finger is going up there... im too afraid to put two fingers in there too. Plud im also afraid of becoming a roastie.
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>>29955633
I'm a man(let) and 55kg, and I have more muscle mass than average. 40kg women are perfect unless they have big ole ass and titties. Chestlets and arselets should be skinny as fuck to play up their natural smallitude.
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>>29951575
>fat
mrs skeltal reporting
>ugly
eh
>smelly
no
>NEET
yes
>mentally ill
not sure, but globalists make me literally paranoid
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>tfw no gf with a insane sex drive
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>>29963790
you're gonna get black bred whore
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>>29959716
>pentecostal

my brother's wife is pentecostal. every young person i've met from their church either sins and goes through the whole ritual of begging forgiveness or else they do it secretly. they don't hide it around me, though, because i'm quiet and don't believe.
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>>29948953
>tfw the sex industry doesn't love or care abt you
>tfw 1/2 the men on this thread don't know kool finger moves
should i kill myself anons?
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>>29950208
>khv
>high expectations
definitely no correlation
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>>29963845
>tfw friend says he hates having a nymfo gf because they once had sex over 50 times in one weekend
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>>29964315
>don't be fat is high expectations
oink oink
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>>29951575
>fat
/fit/
>ugly
purportedly really hot when i make an effort
>smelly
yes
>NEET
no
>mentally ill
therapist seems to think so. i struggle with apathy and boredom but i'm not particularly unhappy. i'm probably too smart for my job(s).
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>>29964315
>overweight gamer
>"no fatties"
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>>29964409
>>29964379
sorry
>overweight gamer
>"no fatties"
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>>29964423
>>29964409
>overweight gamer
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>>29964392
be my condescending smart gf
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>>29963790
You sound like someone i know irl but i highly doubt she's on the 4chin.
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>>29964392
FUCK OFF NORMIE ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i think the 90% girls who replied to this thread are a 40yo beta who lives w/ his mother lol
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Too painful. I did it too much a few days ago and I've torn some skin
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>>29965483
You kiss your single mother with that mouth?
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>>29963057
It doesn't feel good in my opinion, just rub your clit
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>>29963057
The interior of the vagina doesn't have as many nerve endings as the external clit. Anal orgasms are caused from internal clitoral sponge. It's much less effort and no risk of becoming a roastie if you stick to buzzing your clit. Don't go overboard and you will still be able to feel something in your mid twenties.

>tfw dulled and busted clit
>can't even enjoy loneliness
gg no rp
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>>29961530
Its hard for one person to have the self discipline to systemically torture themselves but it's possible. Automation helps a lot.

>>29967140
>>29967717
It's different for each person, but especially if you're so dependent on clitoral stimulation, it makes sense to diversify your tactics. Sexual pleasure is very plastic/mental, so try broadening your horizons. Sunny ways etc.
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>>29967955
It's not that I'm dependent on clitoral stimulation because having sex does feel great but fingers just don't do the trick for me and I don't see the appeal in torturing myself I'm only open to the idea if it's a man torturinf me
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>>29968086
public play parties can be a relatively safe intro to that sort of stuff then, if that is your angle.
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I'm drinking
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>>29968157
I'm not ready to explore my sexuality
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