>wipe ass
>see this
Shit shit shit shit shit shit what do guys I'm scared
Show us your bloody boypussy
Probably stop the bleeding with some toilet paper, grab some Preparation H, and maybe see a butt doctor.
rip my nigga
"he died doing what he loved"
u probably just shit to hard to too much that it made a small cut on your asshole
i do it everytime
Bad news, OP. You have stage 3 ass cancer. Your days are numbered.
>>29947809
>>29947837
I'm a straight virgin please this is no laughing matter
>bright red
Probably and anal fissure or hemorrhoid. Darker blood is what you need to look out for.
See a doc anyway
>>29947837
Since it's bright red it's not a big concern. Anal fissures (tiny friction cuts) or internal hermmhoirds.
Eat more fibre and drink lots of water, maybe take a salty bath.
If it was a dark goopy brown and red that means cancer.
Source: I had anal fissures from not getting enough fibre and needing to wipe too much and inherited genetic hemorrhoids from dear old dad (never had one rupture though)
Maybe use baby wipes instead of TP too
>>29947855
My vitals are normal and I don't think I have a fever. Doctors are expensive tbqh
Take some laxatives, you might have hard feces which rips your inner anus or whatever it's called. That's happen to me before, I had to take laxatives to stop/help with the bleeding. Also you call that a blood stain? Try wiping and having half the toilet paper covered in blood, you're fine OP. When I wiped my ass the entire fucking toilet paper was covered in blood stains, there was even blood on my feces and in the toilet.
>>29947868
Cool thanks I feel some assurance
>>29947868
Even darker poos dont mean cancer, it could be you had some bismuth or something with dye in it. Coffee grounds, that's what internal bleeding poos look like, go to a doc though, because polyps and thing like that can turn into cancer.
>>29947917
It's not about dark poop, it's about the goopy obviously clotted blood that comes besides the poop.
>>29947939
Yeah word.
>>29947868
Also this anon knows whats up.
>>29947799
>wipe ass
>see this
what do?
Fuck guys I think I'm getting light headed
Post more leg pics before you die, OP.
>>29947799
STOP EATING CHIPOTLE
>>29947963
Just throw the tp into the toilet dumbass
