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Shit...

I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily red-pilled in massive doses back over on Stormfront relating to Hitler and the Holocaust, and has since spiraled into a deep dish depression. His mother apparently has contacted psychiatrists on his current mental health status too, which causes deep concern in his following. He is now spending unhealthy amounts of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.

An anon from another thread who knew him IRL claimed he's slowly losing his mind and is not sure if it's the fast food he's been eating en mass or the recent hardcore red-pilling - he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22) to purchase processed shit from fast-food chains. In a review of a macaroni product he produced 2 weeks ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review.

And so comes to the topic of this discussion - should we only red-pill the strong minded? some folk like little Johnny just don't have what it takes. He may very well descend into madness from overdosing on the red pill - due to swallowing such a massive dose instead of rationing out smaller red-pills.


Yeah, I'm getting worried.

He spends all his time rocking back and forth throwing darts around the house and typing "die nigger" over and over again on his typewriter.

I think he is losing it guys.

In the comments he told a fan that he believes god speaks to him through the static of his shortwave radio and he tells him of an upcoming race war, and that he is happy about this.

We should've gotten worried when he started adding hardcore Christian rock to his music playlist.
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>>29946983
dude...

I heard he was honing his dart skills so he could quote "stick a dirty nigger right in between the eyes"

should /r9k/ be worried
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John is fine, lads. Reports of his demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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He is only depressed, stop bullying reviewbrah
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>>29948088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOCGhGBc4QQ

How can we unJUST him?
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>>29948088
but anon

I heard his sweat mother had to drag him to bed

he was up all night listening to re-runs of Alex Jones

he even had Alex Jones' site up

HE WAS BUYING ALL THE ALEX JONES PRODUCTS

I'm worried anon
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>>29948170
>only depressed
>made a video last night of himself crying about the redpill, and then deleting it this morning
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LOL.

I remember when his mom made him disable comments a few years ago.


Haven't watched him since.
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>>29948052
>I heard he was honing his dart skills so he could quote "stick a dirty nigger right in between the eyes"
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>>29946983
And you retards bullied him into shutting down his channel.

Well, it was good while it lasted.

It is what it is.
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>>29948180
>clockwork orange intro song
kek'd
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>>29948269
I'll literally kill myself if I can't watch Reviewbrah anymore. It's one of the few joys in my life.

John, if you're lurking, PLEASE reconsider.
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>>29948308
shit man
thanks for reminding me where that was from
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>>29948269
Damn...

Maybe he really thunked

At least we know he's off joining the ranks of the KKK
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>>29948180
>two of my OC's were featured in this masterpiece
Wow, I'm speechless. The best thing I ever accomplished. I want to thank you all.
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>>29946983
Reviewbrah needs to get his hair cut shorter on the sides
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>>29948368
Were they the JUST edits?

Props to you for that work, really made the piece.
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>>29948373
Too late for that.

He needs to shave his entire head desu senpai
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>>29948409
Yeah, the justed hair with the gun in the mirror is one of them, the other is just an unedited screenshot, but it's sort of OC I guess.
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The channel better not be shut down. I was just about to spend all day watching those videos.
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>>29946983
I feel like everybody is lying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IukTiqAqVBM

"You know, throughout history, the jews have, many times I might add, poisoned the drinking water in an attempt to hurt brave aryan men and women."

Oh my god guys, how is he getting away with saying stuff like this? It started out as a simple review of water and turned into a an anti-semitic tirade.
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>>29948477
Archive them all before he takes his mothers BMW for a joyride downtown
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>>29948501
Jesus fucking christ

He's detached from reality ...
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>>29948185
>He was buying all the Alex Jones products!
This has me more concerned than anything else.
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the man is pretty autistic but them snaps p lit tho lmao
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>>29948539
Holy shit he looked fucked up

Did you guys seriously redpill an actual robot?
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>>29948308
I-Is he a muppet?
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>>29948558
Did anyone archive his video he posted this morning of himself breaking down and crying?
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>>29948539
Didn't he say that he doesn't have a snapchat?
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>>29948571
this
somebody MUST have this
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>>29948571
I don't think that video happened 2bh.
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What's with all this talk of John losing it? I've watched his most recent videos and he seems like his usual self.

Yes, he did say recently he's taken the red pill, but it hasn't noticeably changed his behavior.
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>>29948591
He wants to keep his Youtube persona and his real (/pol/) persona separate.
Lurk on /pol/ for a while and someone might share it with you. Not putting it on here because /r9k/ is filled with spiteful robots and normies who would fuck with based John.
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>>29948501
Give a time in the video where he says that or fuck off. I'm not watching the whole thing.
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>>29948608
>I don't think that video happened 2bh.

It was only up for about 10 minutes before he took it down

It was entitled something like "An update on my mental health"
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can we be honest with ourselves? reviewbrah was kind of a neat and novel thing years ago. he was younger and the whole shpeel was cute and funny. Now that he is older and looks grown up, its just not the same. i think hes just growing out of it. it just seems a bit creepy and odd now.
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>>29948670
But anon, he's literally at the peak of his life right now

He's about to either lose his shit or become the next Goebbels of our time
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So is any of this remotely true or are we meming?
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>>29948088

he has big hands
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>>29948739
Take a wild guess, anon.
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>>29948739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4m7JQYbpbk

He's gone.

His sanity is at zero - he's creating videos that make literally no sense.
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shit he's real as fuck guys
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>>29948739
Well, there was a video he posted a few weeks ago where he started randomly crying. I think people took that and created this "John is losing it" meme.
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>>29948778
Why are the corners of his eyes so strange? Is he mongol?
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>>29948778
He shit himself on the street and made his mummy take a photograph of him posing in-front of it

What would someone """mean""" by this?
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>>29948797
No, I'm the same. It happens when you're a genetic failure.
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Is there a way to contact John? I want to cheer him up.
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>>29948808
[email protected]

Remind him not to an hero
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>>29948088
How does he even do that with his hands?
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>>29948831
he's a reptilian

original
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>>29948629
The kid aint based, he's just another shit-tier youtube celebrity who repeats the same joke across 600+ videos.

The joke: reviewing trash food with a poor man's Christopher Walken accent from mommy's living room.

Fucking. Lame.

Only thing less funny than "review bro" is his retarded teenage fanbase.

Now link the video so I can assblast him better in the future.
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>>29948088
Sharp, cutting eyes that look right into your soul.
Either the eyes of a genius, or an absolute madman.
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>>29948880
Actually pretty sure the joke is your life.
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>>29948880
>weeaboo

Dropped like a fucking rock
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>>29948900
damn look at you

hardchatting like a real robot
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>>29948501
Anon you didn't post the full quote, don't worry I found pic related on stormfront.

>>29948642
It's real, I'm not going to baby you though.
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>>29948927
Do you have the quote photo of him telling us about the Negros destroying American culture?

Pic related, John on his fathers plantation farm
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>Almost 5 days without a new video

He's finished isn't he?

Another one JUSTS the dust. It is what it is.
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>>29948827
Is this real or a troll?
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>>29946983
>He is now spending unhealthy amounts of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.

Why do people keep saying this, is it true? I've never heard him mention it in any vids
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>>29949292
He has many times.
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>>29948827

That video was fucked up man, I can tell he is extremely close to the edge. I don't even know why he would upload that shit I wouldn't be surprised of someone reported it to the police and they came and had him institutionalized.
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>>29948827
I wish someone saved it, I feel so fucking bad for him right now.

I hope he doesn't actually follow through with deleting the channel
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why are all 4chan meme persons falling apart all at the same time? are these the winds of HAPPENING?
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>>29949768
Get comfy and praise kek
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This thread is absolutely fucking retarded
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>>29949768
The entire world is falling apart, its just a mess.
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>>29949793
John, keep me posted man. You haven't talked to me in like a month. What's going on?
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>all these posts about a crying vid
>none of you faggots mirror'd it
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>>29948571
Which video are these screenshots from?
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>>29948197
>>29948571
>>29948827

I cross referenced these with other possible videos (my average day, stuff where john is walking around his house) and none of them are a match, so it looks like the crying video is 100% legit.
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>>29949323

link?

bloooooox

blox
lobx

blxmboxmbxlombkxmblfnm is it original now?
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>>29948250
>pavement apes
lel
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Honestly I don't care for all the rumors in this thread.

However as I am a new watcher of his series, I have decided to write him an email. I am nervous. Will he bully me? Will he think I'm just some weird fan? Will he think I am one of you bullies?
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https://youtu.be/mXPBiYS7Kcs
>I can't eat without pain
eating disorder confirmed?
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>>29950175
better size


blox blox
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>>29950219

>reduced size
>better
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>>29950217
He said that because his tooth hurts but he really does only eat one meal a day.
That's why he called his review series "Running On Empty", because he's quite literally running on empty having not eaten anything for the last 24 hours.

Apparently it's to condition himself for the post-WWIII world or something.
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>pavement apes

heh
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>>29950257
I heard he only sleeps one hour a night too
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>>29950257
Sounds like a lot of hoopla
He'd be noticeably malnourished
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>>29950257

It would be better to attain extra fat stores to be honest, guy sounds like me when I was a kid: Put myself through tests of endurance to prove to myself I was still a real man even though I was a skelly

Pain tolerance is important but if he fixed his diet and exercised he'd probably get super hot. Guy has good Genes
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>>29949936
It's from his 2016 average day, as apparent from the Deep dish depression video.
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>it's a good knife, you could kill someone with it
what did he mean by this?
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>>29946983
That picture actually makes me think he might be losing it. Does he respond to emails?
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>>29950350
How about you stop posting video quotes without saying when he said it in the video
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>>29948269
Checked YouTube, and the channel is up.
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>>29950377
sure m8, chill :^)
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>>29950219

Fuck you and your dumb resizing.
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>>29948185
Only thing I know about this kid is he wears oversized suits and is likely autistic
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>>29950413
Figures this kid goes to /pol/
He's clearly a loser in life
22 and lives with mom?
He clearly blames people of color for his own short comings
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>>29950724
Get fucked pavement ape.
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>>29950799
I'm Korean actually
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Please stop posting lies and retarded photoshops about reviewbrah. He's not like an actual celebrity who won't see your bullshit. He openly browses 4chan, there's no need to bully your own kind.
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>>29950842
baloon headed greasy pig
eat a dog
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>>29950888
If he doesn't have thick enough skin for meme criticism then he shouldn't post himself on YouTube

Hes also a redditor so you can fuck off with that whole "one of us" bullshit
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>>29950893
I'll eat your dog
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>>29950959
you'd cannibalize your own mother?
Cuz she's my bitch, you know :^)
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>Ywn be johnnys mommy gf.

Why even live?
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>>29950998

Thats pretty good anon.

*thumbs up*
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NAAH

why do you keep getting obsessed with internet autists

it's been 5 years
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>>29951026
>ywn be john's gf for one night, before he strangles you to death with one of his ties and you lose consciousness in his arms, then he holds your corpse for the next few hours while staring at the wall and listening to radio static
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>>29948571
>>29948827
What the fuck happened
Really
No memes
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>>29951176
fuck the redpill brah
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>>29950075
He loves fan mail. He devotes a portion of every VORW to reading and responding to every message. Check them out.
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>>29948250
>snapchat
>holding a camera
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>>29951677
The people behind this "red pilled reviewbrah" meme are not the brightest.
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>>29950998
It's a dog eat dog world :^)
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>>29952317
I can appreciate this response
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Is Reviewbrah a hothead now?
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>>29950377
hw says it at 2:49
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>>29950959
Eat this you slant eyed rice monkey

*unzips dick*
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what the fuck
stop bullying reviewbrah
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