Hello wagies, how does it feel knowing that I was the valedictorian of my class and could EASILY get a good job (better than yours) if I wanted to but choose not to and instead use your tax dollars.
You see memes aside wageboys, I first started this lifestyle when I got in a major accident and needed time to recover, but then I realised that even after I recovered I'd rather get paid for doing nothing than working for Shekelstein.
Anyway I'm sure you've got pressing matters to attend to so, as always, another day another dollar.
I just pooped my pants XD
>>29946798
Wow you sure showed us faggot!
>>29946798
Isn't it too hot to keep carrying a blanket around, NEET boy? What do you look like under that anyway?
>>29946798
WOAH DUDE YOU JUST SHOWED ME THE FOOLISHNESS OF MY WAYS!!!!
IM GOING TO APPLY FOR AUTISMBUX NOW ;;;))))))))))))))))
ITT: summer normalfags getting assblasted
>>29946798
makes me feel good about my life, desu famallamadingdong
>>29946798
You'd still have to go to college for several years to get a better job than I have. No one would hire a professor with a high school education.
Though that does sound like a mediocre sitcom.
>>29946835
I sure did wagecuck, enjoy sucking Shekelsteins cock while I use your tax dollars to spend on vidya.
>>29946842
Under that blanket I look like a frog, wagie. Now run along you don't want to get the sack.
>>29946798
Thisis a captivating post
>>29946890
I know that silly wagie, I'm sure you earn a couple of million a year and thoroughly enjoy your job like every other wagie here.
>>29946857
>>29946860
Wagies getting mad, as per usual.
>>29946932
I don't think there's many professors who earn that much; it's not really a high paying job. Just high satisfaction and few hours.
>>29946798
remember brother the wagies are always quick to anger. they spend their days wasting away making money for others and then must return home to their wives who have been spending the day riding our NEET cock.
miserable is the wagie life, NEET is the true path to freedom in a unjust world.
>>29946798
>bragging that he's a valedictorian of his high school
>2016
OP, have you ever had a proper meal?
Ever lived in a proper place? How do you cope without social contact at all, spending your life with your mother only must suck, like everyone should at least have 1 friend.
>>29946961
This is true, the wagies always have so many false assumptions.
It always makes me chuckle when I make my usual posts and they start saying "Huh you're retarded xDDD" without knowing they themselves are the retards.
>>29946961
1. Why would my wife cheat on someone she can't possible find since they are too scared to even go to the supermarket?
2. How is freedom not being able to afford a comfy place or good food, be able to do anything really.
3. Why would a 'valedictorian' of an autism class not use capital letters, i iz smert.
> chicken tendies
>>29946986
Getting a bit hot under the collar wagie, don't worry your not the only one. A lot of my class mates I didn't like got a bit toasty about it as well.
In fact it seems to trigger pretty much everyone.
>>29946998
Yes, I have a small flat which I live in. I am able to live comfortably but obviously can't afford a Lamborghini like any of the ironic shitposts. The reason most people have to get a job is because they are incredibly bad with money.
>>29946961
I don't have a wife, I have a husband. Are you saying he's cheating on me with NEET cock too?
>>29947047
Who said anything about a Lamborghini..?
When you have a job and are good with money you'll understand that becoming a NEET was a waste of time.
Try it, at least.
>>29947047
>The reason most people have to get a job is because they are incredibly bad with money.
Lying frogposters.
>>29947037
>gets mad about capitalization on a mongoloid papercrafts appreciation board.
christ, wagies get so triggered these days, you know your work is tracking your internet use right? you should probably get back to that excel sheet before shekelstein asks why you are looking at trap porn during work hours.
>>29947101
Not all of us have to leave the house to work.
>>29946798
>Better job than a metallurgist
No such thing exists.
Unless Space Marines are a thing now.
ITT: normies pretending to be NEETS and NEETS pretending to be normies
>>29947101
I'm not at work today, I got 8 weeks of vacation right now. I don't watch degenerate trap porn and I am not mad, I was providing arguments why what you're saying is completely false.
Having a job may seem as a nightmare to you but to be honest it's good to have a stream of money coming for doing something that you like and if you handle it correctly by investing and getting a good 401k and IRA life's set.
Unless you take a job at retail or something, it has to be something you enjoy and/or are good at.
I can't wait for Trump to get elected and cut off your government assistance.
How do you get neet bux if you have no health problems?
I don't even have a care to get anyway and i'm 22 so I couldn't even go to work if I wanted to.
>>29947150
If there are NEETs here why would there be a need for someone to act as them, the real 'people' can just have these "quality" threads open.
>>29947181
You're 22, you've got a whole life ahead, learn a certain skill that's not to hard and get a job, invest and learn to handle your finances.
You can't just give up at that age, you'll regret it.
>>29947182
sshhhh, Trump will increase neetbux and he will make anime real. Vote for Trump
>>29947081
Sorry wagie, the lamborghini was a reference to the ironic NEET posts where they own 25,000 ferraris and get $999,999,999 a year in autismbux. I on the other hand am a genuine NEET, and use my intelligence to not get ripped off constantly, meaning neetbux are sufficient.
>>29947085
This is true wagie, I don't have to pay rent or any debts since I'm not retarded and own everything outright.
>implying being the best at regurgitating information makes you superior in any way
Keksimus maximus, OP
>>29947204
I can't go anyway and I can't get anyone to drive me and I have no friends to rely on. It's so strange, I need a car so I can get a job but I need a job in order to get a car.
A call center from doesn't work either. I've sadly tried to explore that option and the applications that all of them use aren't compatible with my pc.
Am stuck
>>29947260
Stay mad wagie, it always triggered people at school too, especially since I pissed around most the time. Don't worry though, I'm sure you are smart in your own way.
>>29947274
>I can't go anywhere
>>29947204
meme with this skill shit. dont bother, if you dont know someone no one will give you a job. just claim you have autism or some other mental disease and get neet dollars. there is no hope.
>>29947159
Good thing it won't happen then wagie. Thanks for the cash too.
>>29947274
Get a bike, get's you more fit too.
In what area do you live that's rural enough to not have ANY job's available?
>>29947348
>get's you more fit too
My legs are the strongest mother fucking legs you would ever see in your life bitch. I am only outmatched by our parish's homeless man, Paul, who rides everywhere on a bike 24/7.
Wagies are literally so indoctrinated into their cuckold slave ways that they simply can't be anything more than the trash they are. Know that these threads aren't made because we want you to join us in our lavish lifestyle, they're made as a reminder of how hilarious it is that such weak willed humans exist among us.
>>29947286
you seem mad NEETie PEETie.
>>29947407
>my legs are the strongest!
>they're not as strong as Paul's
>>29947461
You are never going to see Paul
>>29947444
Mads about what wagie? Or are you just running out of insults.
>>29946798
How much money do you get every 2 weeks?
>>29947501
About $800, which is easily enough to live well if you don't have to pay rent.
>>29947533
>mfw I get paid 450 every 2 weeks and Uncle Sam takes $100 out of each paycheck
>>29947562
That's fucking ridiculous, then and again I'm not on normal NEETbux and have quite a few disability allowances.
>>29947562
now your see the futility of the wagecuck life. find true peace amongst your fellow NEET brothers. spend your days pursuing physical perfection, cooking healthy meals and perfecting your skills.
The NEET path is the true path to ascension.
>>29947533
>$800 every 2 weeks
That is super manageable senpai. Growing up in a family of 7 we only had around just $400 a week to live on. And we rented and had to pay bills.
I may be a wagie, but I love this guy he's hilarious.
>>29947595
Yeah it's pretty good, I don't see why I should get a job when I get this.
>>29946905
this poster appeciation
>>29946798
at least I only fell the for college memeand still unironically get neetbux
When will wagies learn
>>29947611
Nice to know some slaves have good taste.
>>29947615
Maybe to get paid 2700 - 3400 every 2 weeks
>>29947533
>tfw this is more than I made at my final salary after 8 years at a mentally demanding professional job
>tfw $100,000 debt to get that job
but I'll show you, NEET leech. Now I'm in medical school and in 10 years when I'm over 40 I'll be making some real money, finally! Nah, I know I wasted my youth on wage slavery and education toward it, but too late now.2316
Good luck getting something like my job with only a high school education. Several years of work experience, two degrees, 6 figures.
But good thing you're happy living the rest of your life alone, as a poorfag, dying a virgin.
>>29947650
Why though, I don't see the need to get a expensive car or a massive house, it seems like a waste of time. I love my comfy flat and miata, I wouldn't change even if I was rich.
>>29946798
Help me out famalams, I'm on neetbux now but I only get $175 every 2 weeks. Do I need to fake an illness/disability or something, so I can get more? If so, whats the easiest one to fake and what are the chances I'll be caught for lying?
>>29947673
Good job then that I don't want your job, I'm sure it is very prestigious when you resort to calling people virgins.
>>29947484
calm down, mate. its bad fot you
>>29947476
because he's always going super fast on his bike?
>>29947691
Fake everything you can NEEtbro, I've gone for physical disabilities and ptsd sort of thing from my accident (major car crash).
>>29947727
I really don't know actually. I haven't seen him in a while.
>>29947705
Ahhhhh, excellent well thought out reply as expected wagie. Luckily there's nothing for me to get mad about.
>>29947257
So how do you get out of paying property tax then?
>>29947770
I don't, I pay it. I wouldn't class that as rent/debts.
>>29947755
he's probably zipping up and down America like Flash on wheels
>>29947763
sorry you're getting bent over nothing, NEET
>>29947795
I actually believe he hasn't left the parish.
Oh shit. I totally forgot that I live less than a mile from Baton Rouge. I hope he didn't get murdered by the black people who were on the verge of rioting.
>>29947844
check your church's records, man. they should keep records of people they've buried.hope he's OK though
>>29947407
Prob outmatched by me too. Also ride bike everyday. Because there's nothing else to do. If I kicked someone they'd die.
Most of the neets on here are actually wagies and are trying the escapism meme.
I know this for a fact.
Also, the main neet on here who is btfo everyone, sure has a lot of people, that he's using very nicley and effectively in his reply.
That must be some collection you have. It must take time to manage and organise.
Add that to the 10 hours a day you spend in here....where is the time for the many hobbies, cooking, lifting?
I like you neet, i really do, I just don't want you to lie to me anymore .
>>29948054
Nice try, wagie.
Original txt.
As a medfag, I know all of my patients secrets. Wagies and NEETcux, they tell me everything.
NEETS are hands down the most pathetic subspecies of homo sapien. Lazy slobs who can't be fucked to take care of a single square millimeter of their health. They reek almost as bad as the homeless people who come in time to time.
Don't be fooled wagies, NEETS are a slovenly horde of corpulent losers in every conceivable meaning.
>>29946892
>adult
>playing vidya
Enjoy your mediocre and purposeless life. Enjoy waking up past noon every day with nothing to do and having no social life. I'm sure those autismbux will serve you well.
>>29948054
the wagie is constantly triggered by anything that might deviate from his life plan set out for him at birth. he lases out at those he knows are truly free from this worlds shackles.
he will use personal attacks, demean those he despises with childish insults, even lie outright.
The NEET rises above this for he knows the true path. Do not pity the wagecuck for he has chosen this life, loathe are those who turn their backs to lord kek.
>>29948159
They do serve me well, thanks for the concern. I also enjoy walking, working on my car and getting a healthy amount of sleep unlike you.
>>29948160
This is true, a prime example is the post above.
>>29948159
> stop liking what I do not like
Truly the face of the Internet.
>>29946798
This nigga was probably home-schooled.
>>29946798
>valedictorian
No you weren't. You were the class retard, and unsurprisingly you became an unemployed loser.
>can get a better job
Unless you have a CPA license, I doubt it.
>>29948106
Oh and the SKIN TAGS.
Jesus CHRIST. If you ever want to spot a NEETcuck just look for the SKIN TAGS. The aromatic sloths are covered in them.
Honestly what do NEETs do with their time?
I'd literally bore myself to death if i was a neet
>>29948244
>>29948253
You jest wagie, you truly jest. Wagies say the funniest things.
The funniest thing though is that you wagies think being the valedictorian is a big enough achievement to doubt it, whereas in my family almost everyone was the valedictorian so it seems pretty normal to me.
>>29948303
How does your family feel about you being a leech?
>>29948287
A lot of NEETS just play vidya and stay inside all day, but I like going solo hiking mainly.
>>29948325
They don't really care since I don't directly leech from them. They think it's pretty funny though how much I get in NEETbux (They thought it would be far less) and that I actually receive any "disability" money.
>>29946798
Tripfag here
I come to this board to laugh at you, /r9k/ is reverse tumblr. You are all straight(apart from the autists who like traps) white(maybe Asians, but blacks are too normal to go on this website) and male(apart from traps). All you do is complain about women being evil just because you got bullied at high school, then you are also racist because a black man has a job and a girlfriend that you are jealous of. You go to this hugbox to feel better about yourselves, but everyone else in society laughs at you and thinks you are pathetic.
Truly you are a disgrace to your family and nation, I hope that Trump gets in so he will terminate welfare and you will suffer due to this, but you racists probably like Trump.
You worship Elliot Rodger because he is relatable to you. It IS fair that "Chads" get more sex than you- they work hard to achieve their bodies, and they have the confidence to talk to girls, they put the effort in and deserve the sex they get, whereas you all cry and complain and explain girls to come to you. You guys really need a reality check
>Pic related is what /r9k/ looks like from anyone else's point of view
>>29948303
It's not a huge accomplishment, but I can guarantee a retard like you wasn't valedictorian.
>>29948391
It isn't to me, but most people find it impressive. I know you do since you doubt me.
