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2016-07-14 15:11:15 Post No. 29946742
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2016-07-14 15:11:15
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>be me
>decide i should be prepared for the inevitable
>go to GP
>ask for free condoms (they are free in my country)
>the lady behind the desk sniggers at me
>she hands me a few packs
>i whisper, ''s-sorry, do you have anything s-smaller?''
>she didnt hear me, ''sweetie, can you talk a bit louder?''
>everyone in the waiting room is looking at me
>whisper ''i need smaller condoms''
>she laughs
>the whole room laughs
>she says condoms only come in one size at the clinic
>my face goes beetroot
>my hair goes green
>some farmer pulls me out of the ground
>end up shipped to a factory
>get dipped in pickle juice
>tfw pickled beetroot
