>go into public bathrooms
>hear some normie pooping
>switch lights off when i leave
HA! take that normie scum
>>29946438
What if it was a robot who had been stuck there for 8 hours because of the anxiety of shitting in public?
>>29946438
Same desu.
>>29946463
Only normies shit in public. Robots can't use the bathroom comfortably in public.
>eat out at restaurant since they have a really cheap deal that day
>shit in toilet without flushing and pissing all over it
>unscrew the salt and pepper shakers
>don't tip
that'll teach em
>>29946515
kek, nice on anon
>>29946506
I have anxiety but I also have to poop frequently. Either I do it at a public toilet or I shit myself. At least I don't go outside much since I finished school
That only helps them poop in peace because now no one else will go in there and interupt their shit. Nice goin fuckin idiot
Anyone else here take a toilet paper in hand then shit in hand and silently drop the shit in toilet so there is no noise and splash? God forbid someone hear me shitting. The shame would be unbearable. I also spray a shitton of smell neutraliser in the toilet before I shit so no poop particles get in anyones nose.
>cross paths with a stranger
>act like I'm going to let them go first
>suddenly dart in front of them
u snooze u loose
>go to restaurant
>order food
>make it a big order
>when they come to asking for payment cancel the order and leave
>poop in header tank of restaurant
fuck you normies
>>29946438
>yfw normies consider this "life experience" and a "conversation topic" for when they hang out with other normies
>yfw normies laugh it off with their friends
Normies always win
>>29946438
Wew so edgy
>>29948594
why thankyou, i do try to be like the cool kids
>Be degenerate
>Hear someone pooping in stall
>Immediately get a boner
>Start masturbating
>All my motivation to be productive goes out the window
Being a total degenerate fun when you're actually doing something with your life, otherwise they get in the way.
>Have to finish SFML book
>Penis convinces me to lick my shoe
>>29946463
Look under the stall. If they're wearing shorts and/or have fat legs, they're a robot.
>>29949013
Lolwut, fat and or shorts are like the most anti robot traits there are.
>>29946438
>go to public bathroom
>hear some normalfag talking on the phone while taking a shit
>pretend I'm Elliot Stabler from Law & Order and kick the bathroom stall open
>normalfag looks befuddled and tries to chase me
>realizes he still has a rectum full of shit
>I'm long gone by the time he catches up
FUCKNORMALFAGS
I like to splash a cupful of water over the stall then run out. Get fucked normos.
