ITT: We list signs that give away that a male is beta
>tri-fold wallets
>He has long hair and/or glasses
>>29946228
as a brony: even i considder someone who owns mlp-merchandise as a supreme beta. it is just not right to buy fucking plastic toys as a grown male.
>TFW 5'4, weeaboo and have a tri-fold wallet
At least I don't have long hair or glasses, and I'm not a brony either. I'm still probably beta though, I've known that for a while.
>>29946269
Say that to Based Ben.
>>29946272
Shut up, it's not a toy it's a figurine
>>29946228
What if its a black leather trifold wallet?
bifolds are harder to fit into pockets though
>>29946343
>>29946436
JUST GET A FUCKING NORMAL WALLET YOU FAGOTS
Oh that's easy. A beta asks for no tomatoes on his sandwich.
>>29946343
>>29946436
Tri folds are autistic as fuck
>>29946228
Body language
>Slouch and never look them in the eyes
>Keep arms close to body and fidget constantly
>Pace if or even if not appropriate
>Talk quietly and in full sentences
I do this
>it's also a good indicator of top grill
>>29946694
>Thinking I would have the confidence to display a preference of certain foods.
>>29946694
this is scary accurate, why?
>>29946272
I wish I was a filly
>hates his hair
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
hehe, fucking loser.
He doesn't have any wine in his apartment
>>29947109
you forgot
>he drinks all his wine on the same day he bought it.
>>29947108
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
And that's when I realised. Anon was the Beta the whole time.
>>29946308
nobody gives a shit mate just watch/enjoy the show and stop beeing a creep about it by spamming your apartment with posters and cheap plastic figures.
>he owns a katana and poses with it even if he has no experience in martial arts or armed combat
>>29947074
the fuck is that supposed to mean mate?
>>29946228
>speaks softly and is generally quiet
>keeps to themselves
>always looking at the ground
>stutters when speaking to people
>passive aggressive
>slouches
>below 160 lbs or over 20% BMI
>>29947108
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company
i know that feeling all too well
>>29947505
>always looking at the ground
i forced myself to stop doing that so i was not such an obvious loner when walking home from elementaryshool
>>29946294
Dude, go out to the mall right now and buy yourself a damn bi-fold
>>29947108
>hates his hair
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
>>29947567
Bi-folds fucking suck
>>29947062
Strong chance of single motherhood or being coddled by their mother too much
>>29946694
Or maybe some people just don't like the taste of tomatoes in general, or on their sandwich/burger.
It's called subjective taste, saying anyone who doesn't like tomatoes is beta is like saying anyone who puts ketchup on their fries/burgers is beta.
You fucking autistic faggot.
>>29947108
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
Really accurate, usually I have to initiate conversations with people. I like to think they are just as shy as me and didn't have the courage to go up and talk with a stranger, hopefully they just weren't avoiding me.
>>29946228
>he borrows his female friend's harem pants cause the sunny weather is "too hot" for his jeans
>>29947703
>I like to think they are just as shy as me
normies love to give this kind of "advice" to shy people
Everything is listed on this picture
>>29947758
i just googled harempants.... jesus why would a guy ask to war those FUCK
>>29947847
HUGTHEBUNNYHUGTHEBUNNYHUGTHEBUNNYHUGTHEBUNNY
>>29947847
I wonder why a girl would ask to wear those.
anyways, those are quite popular amongst neo-hippies and leftist tumblrinas in my country
>>29947847
I want to buck the funny
>>29947897
>>29948100
>>29948113
dem (you)s
>>29947108
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
Oh dear...
>>29946294
>weeaboo
your peril knows no ends.
>>29946294
Being 5'4" makes you automatically beta.
>>29948687
i actually needed to look up freedomunits to know how small he is (btw he is 1,64m in actual measurment units)
>>29948100
I'm not a leftist by a long shot, but ngl, harempants are extremely comfy to NEET around in.
But to wear in public...nah, man.
Same thing with sweatpants.
get out of my way plebian fucking shits
>>29947687
Not liking foods in general is pretty beta.
Where 2 cop comfy harem pants?
>>29946228
does anyone know the devintart name of this guy? i always wanted to tell him what a collossal beta he is and how much he is cntributing to making the fandom look like a bunch of manchildren.
pic related is mfw everytime is see this shitlord
This is a troll thread. It should really be signs someone is autistic.
Robots and allies, please whisper "let the bodies hit the floor" and dont stop. We can really make a difference.
>>29947468
I think just owning one is sufficient. Or just posing with someone else's katana. Or thinking about katanas.
>>29948727
The 'manlet' meme. So pathetic. I bet some one will answer 'y U mANleT' or 'kYS fuKcYn manLeT' I'm 175cm btw.
>>29948970
>I'm 175cm btw.
>>29948943
>Thinking about Katanas.
What if we're from /tg/ and enjoy comparing military weaponry along with discussing the right weaponry for hypothetical combat situations?
>>29946228
>'Orbits' a woman who everyone else can tell isn't interested in him.
> Apologizes too much. (Or he's Canadian, you can never be too sure.)
> His main hobby involves computers.
>>29949050
What if I orbit a woman who everyone can tell is interested in me.
>>29948943
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgfhjmghfdsghjklkgjf
Doesn't own a dog or owns a dog that is small or not athletic.
>>29947074
>No soft coat
>no silky mane
>no clean, freshly brushed tail
>No shiny manicured hooves
Why even live?
>>29946228
But I'm in England coins just don't work in normal wallets.
Pic related the coins in my wallet
>>29949050
would be a solid point if there where a need to OWN sucha weapon to talk about hypothetical combat. but as far as i know it is very possible to talk about something without possession of it.
>doesn't own atleast 5 different colognes and a niche fragrance
>>29949068
Generally speaking, once you're at that point, why not just go for it? Though you're prolly not a beta if you can manage to attract a woman, maybe just a clingy normie. Or a beta, but with hope of being better.
>>29949098
>he puts loose change in his wallet
spotted the beta!
>>29948756
I unironically want to fuck Randall.
I'm not even joking.
>>29948943
Owning or practicing with a katana is not cringe or autism necessarily. Its thinking that because you own one you are a fucking badass, posing with it and posting pics online or thinking that its the best weapon ever made that is cringe. I dont personally own any swords or knives other than kitchen knives but i dont think there is anything wrong with it as long as you arent autistic about it.
>>29949116
So I should walk around with it rattling in my pocket or just leave 11 quid sitting in my house doing nothing?
>>29949102
I never said I own it, I only said the thinking about it part. I don't have the money to frivolously buy old weapons. I wish I did though, I would also buy meat and dress it up in metal plates, then duel pigs. It'd be pretty fun, honestly.
In all seriousness though, purchasing a katana is sure sign of beta. I don't disagree with you.
>>29949098
>Change purse
>"""""""man"""""""
Tri folds are necessary as an adult
>>29948901
>a fandom made of grown ass men liking a little girl's show and buying pink toys from it
>made to look like a bunch of manchildren over some dude
You should be genocided.
>>29949086
thats creepy mate. also be honest mate when you are a robot irl you would also be a robot-pony
>>29949152
>loser nerd justifying his katana ownership
kek beta detected
>>29949276
nah mate we are mostly pretty chill
>>29949352
Hey man you dont have to get insecure, i just told you that its not a big deal to own a katana. Just dont take any pictures of it, ok?
>>29946228
Wha? What does the number of folds in a wallet have to do with anything?
>>29949317
I can't argue against that logic, anon.
>>29949472
anyone with less than 75-fold-wallets is inferior
>>29947803
Honestly I think that stuff is fine in high school
>>29949545
i can smell untermenschentum
>>29949545
Maybe if you don't want to get laid in high school.
>>29948912
*ts ts* REEEEEEEEE!
>>29946228
What if I have bi-fold wallet, but with extra page in the middle?
>>29949050
>discussing the right weaponry for hypothetical combat situations
this is autism
>>29949580
ALRIGHT let us NED THIS NOW.
How is sharp spiky edgy stuff NOT hot in high school?
HOW?
Teenagers are stupid. So they think such edgy closes are edgy therefore cool.
What do you think, teenagers find grandpa sweaters cool?
Think about it
>>29949694
Just get a non-Autistic tri-fold wallet man
also
>he wears Columbia jackets
>>29949845
cooI we have an actual autist here
>>29947687
>he makes this post
surefire sign
>>29949876
You never addressed the question and provided no argumentative points?
Post devoid?
>>29949542
Shit i just bought a 74-fold rainbow dash edition wallet. What do now! Should i return it? I dont even know if they accept returns.
>>29949922
trade it for GBP should be enough for 2 full weeks of tendies
>>29946228
>tri-fold wallets
>beta
Spotted the NEET manchild.
>>29947687
everyone i know who doesnt like tomatoes has been some autistic manchild,
they act like theyre 5 whenever they have to eat a food they dont like
>>29949998
that wallet is intimidatingly manly
>>29950008
Tomatoes are alpha as fuck.
>>29949845
When has anyone cool ever worn "le edgy hot topic" shit? Not ever.
At my school those kids were the supreme autists
>Tennis shoes
I used to carry this wallet unironically at 25.
>>29946269
Tfw long hair and girls love it on the other hand i am not a robot ;)
>>29946228
>is small and weak
>>29950111
is that duct tape too?
>>29950108
more like supreme faggots
I don't think you know, what autism really is
Sweating hands and armpits because talking to someone (the opposite sex are even worst).
Never able to say NO ou take charge in anything.
>>29950185
yes. I thought it was cool and fun.
>>29950263
Well, I think it's fun! I don't care, whether it is cool or not.
>>29950342
it's off etsy, the beta outfitter deluxe
>>29950108
Yeah but cool edgy kids wore those, what do mainstream kids wear? Some regular pants? LOL. that is fedora " I want to be adult " tier. Hot topick is mainstream cool crowd wannabe edgy teens therefore more rebellius and cooler crowd tier
>>29950429
lol this fuckin guy is really trying to make the case that tripp pants are somehow less retarded than normal pants
kys bro
>>29947803
There is literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts.
>>29950770
>There is literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts.
top kek
>>29946228
https://discord.gg/EAjbq
come to our discord its f-fun and we talk about VIDEOGAMES
>>29946228
nice meme when will you grow up? /thread moving on.
>>29950828
at least try to troll better...
>>29950770
Right? I think most robots hate on them since Chads tend to wear them pretty often.
>>29946436
Wtf are you saying Bi fold fits way easier in the back pocket. Also filling up a wallet with useless shit until it's 3 inches is also autistic
>>29950895
Zip your fly, your virginity is showing.
>>29946694
These guys are betas according to you
>>29949851
Is that really a thing? Shit I've been wearing Columbia jackets for the last 7 years
>>29951028
Bad troll put some effort please.
>>29946228
My wallet is a trifold Steve Madden, I also own a bifold Armani. Stop being a fucking lolcow, you know shit about normie fashion.
Post Marxist bullshit on facebook.
Refuses to get a job.
Anyone who still smokes weed after 25.
Hasn't come back to church with family in toe by 28 years old
>>29947803
Worst part is the GAYmer headset instead of a proper pair of headphones with a few modifications.
>>29949845
I wear grandpa sweaters and I'm with a teenager.
>>29951153
>church with family
Poser spotted
>>29951153
>expects everyone to be a good little christian/jew/muslim by 28 again.
keep dreaming
>>29949152
katanas are trash sword su weebabo fag only reason to own one is if u like anime. litteraly a baseball bat is better.
>>29951456
your right so i choose something better your mom.
>>29947687
Whoa buddy take it easy! No need to shoot up the school!
>>29951522
Work on that trolling i beg of you.
>>29951359
fuckin desert religions man
every desert religion is based on someone dying or being tortured, being nailed to rocks and burnt or some horrible shit
>>29947803
>implying those front bags arent terrorwave as fuck and therefore alpha as fuck
>>29948943
alas, when the time comes (yes, you heard me, thats "when" and not "if") where the streets are haunted by undead, ghouls or similar unholy demons, do not come to me pledging for forgiveness and asking for protection. you will remember this day as the day you lost your only chance at survival. for my blade is sharp and lusting for undead blood.
>is a SJW
>is an alt-righter
Anyone with pale skin in the middle of summer
>>29951359
im so le edgy xddd le adiesm roooles!!!!!
>>29951562
t. retard that doesn't understand Christianity
>>29951972
>implying wagekeks would get a taint in summer
>>29952214
nah mate some people just choose not to belive.
>>29948970
>175 cm
You almost made it bud. Another 5-ish cm and you'd no longer be a manlet.
>>29948943
Simply owning a katana isn't autistic. Some people are into martial arts or fema and stuff like that. It's fine to display it so long as it fits the rest of the room and so long as it's a proper katana and not some cheap 20 dollar shit from Walmart.
What is autistic is posing with it while pulling anime poses and shit.
>>29952328
Because you're severely retarded edgelords.
>>29952433
nah mater i just like to have my own picture of the world. i''m not going to ask ancient books for worldviews. i want to find something that is logical to me.
>>29946294
>5'4"
Shit son, that is not beta, that is fucking Omega level.
>>29948727
>1,64m
64 meters tall?!
Kill yourself retard.
>>29952381
I wish I had guns, but this danm shitty country wont let me.
>>29947505
>tfw this is me, outside being passive aggressive
>>29946272
>tfw i buy Amiibo
while i'm at it
>tfw i play Pokemon
>tfw i play Nintendo games
>tfw i wear cargo shorts
>>29953259
>logical
You're delusional
>my own picture
Vainglory.
>ancient books for worldviews
You haven't even read a single verse of a single book in any of the compilations.
>>29947108
>he is the one to start conversations and no one seeks out his company.
Pretty much. I often don't seek people due to this but other times I press my presence on others and they don't do anything about it.
I feel like I am the initiator. If I don't do anything then nothing gets done.
>>29946228
>owning wallets at all
Debit/credit cards were designed to fit in pockets.
>>29951153
you french canadian virgin go back to your right winged facebook group chat
>>29946228
>trifold wallet
My wallet isn't the sexiest thing ever, but it feels nice in my pocket and I like having my driver's license in it's own sleeve.
Now velcro / non-leather wallets are a completely different story.
>>29953409
thats your opinion :^) i choose not to care about it. i like how i see the world and i do not need religion to improve my life. i have come to terms with mortality and the unfairness of life. no god needed.
>>29953598
>no god needed
Delusion.
>>29953616
here we see the new type of edgy internet athiest: the defender of Christianity, the Internet Crusader. Everyone who doesn't agree with him is an "autistic fedora toting neckbeard", and he doesn't actually have any arguements as to why one should believe in god. Seriously man, you're filling the stereotype of those bible bumping southerners. Don't try calling me an atheist either because I am a Christian, but you need to calm down with your religious superiority complex
>doesn't like seafood
True sign of a beta male imo
>>29953733
Stop false-flagging, atheist.
>and he doesn't actually have any arguements as to why one should believe in god
le arguments are good meme
>Everyone who doesn't agree with him is an "autistic fedora toting neckbeard"
>Seriously man, you're filling the stereotype of those bible bumping southerners.
Strawmen; and you ask me for arguments.
>>29953816
It's expensive and if prepared bad can lead to health defects. Doesn't even taste that great.
Biggest thing:
>Has a female friend that he really likes but only admits it / confesses it to her when she's at her lowest (just broke up with her SO etc.)
>Expects above girl to fall for him because he's "not like those other guys"
Also,
>posts (memes) about socialism / communism unironically
>dislikes beer but "enjoys fine whiskey / spirits"
>dislikes going to sports matches / doesn't support any major sporting team
>>29951456
>katanas are trash sword su weebabo fag only reason to own one is if u like anime
Im not sure if you are implying that i am a weaboo (because of your horrible spelling i cant make out what you are saying), but if you are you are fucking retarded. I just told you that i dont own any swords or combat knives.
Also you might want to read up a bit, katanas are definitely not le superior nippon steel, but they arent shitty weapons if you know how to use one. Doesnt matter that much anyways as you arent going to be swordfighting people anytime soon, so against an unarmed person it can easily cut the shit out of someone. Definitely better than a baseball bat.
>>29946228
He posts on r9k for any other reason than to make fun of robots
>>29946269
>tfw everything makes sense now
Guess i might aswell go get that due haircut.
>>29954201
Would I still be beta if I usually do sports but don't really care about teams or only watch games to see how pros play
