>Cashier says there's a two for one offer on one of my items
>tell them im not interested
>I actually am
You know what, I understand....
>cashier asks if I would like a bag
>I say noI actually did
>mum asks if I wiped my bum correctly
>say I did
>I actually didn't and its now itchy
>have no pencil for class
>do not want to cause attention to myself and ask for a pencil
>Teacher asks ''Anon, are you copying this down?''
>''Yeah''
>mommy asks if i brushed my teeth
>say I did
>I actually didn't
>>29946108
>mommy removes laptop battery thinking it'll stop it from running
>I just play with it plugged in
>Tell someone thank you
> I wasnt even thankful at all
> my face when
>>29948020
You fucking asshole.
unoriginal commmmmmmmmmmmmmmentary.
>>29946108
>get a sandwhich and drink
>"Oh, if you get a packet of crisps too, you can get a meal deal"
>stutter out "What price is the meal deal?"
>"2.80, and your current balance is 2.86"
>get packet of crisps
>she rings it through
>tell her I don't want the crisps and she can have them
>gets weirded out
>"I don't want your crisps"
>"T-t-take them, I don't like crisps"
>"Then why the fuck did you buy them?!"
>"Because it saves me 6p"
>she gets even more weirded out that I went to that trouble of saving 6 fucking pence
>go home
>cry over sandwich
>put 6p in my froggybank
>>29946537
>teacher walks over to see if you are lying
You done fucked up son
>see someone getting quads
>don't check them
>>29947777
check 'em, son
>guy tells me to fuck off and die
>im still alive
>buying lunch
>order food with a sprite to drink
>cashier asks if Sierra mist is okay
>tell them yes
>it's not
>>29948560
that's just rude desu senpai
>have a shit ton of work to do
>shitpost in /r9k/ instead
>>29946108
>go to A&W
>paying for burger
>card machine isn't working
>employee is feeling very bad
>says he'll give me free rootbeer
>tell him no thanks
>he offers again
>No
>finally pay for my meal
>mfw I didn't want the rootbeer and you will not placate my annoyance temptation
>on eBay
>Search for items ending soon
>Bid slightly higher than current price but not enough to win
Enjoy paying more for your stupid shit normie
>>29948851
>tmp
Stop using your phone, fag
>go to fast food drive thru
>get order and ask for ketchup packets
>don't use them
>>29948918
Make me in an original manner.
