>morning
>stayed up all night
>all fast food places are serving breakfast
>can't get a greasy hamburger
Am I just expected to starve?
The breakfast burgers with bacon have more than enough grease, babe.
You could try burger king. In some areas they are willing to whip up a whopper at request. Maybe even see if there are any rallys/checkers in your area that are open if youre in a larger city.
>>29945881
>not enjoying based Hardees 2 for $3 bacon egg and cheese biscuits
>not satisfying your craving with the Hardees breakfast platters with extra bacon and tots and delicious biscuits n' gravy
literally the perfect breakfast for the perfect price, only available at Hardees
>>29945881
i stayed up all night and i'm hungry but i'm not seriously going to leave my house at 10am like a crazy person
>>29945881
>everything
THIS.
I don't want stupid normie breakfast egg whatevers.
I want a burger, or tendies, or pizza.
Who wants all day breakfast? I want all day ACTUAL GOOD FOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29945953
Small town. There's like 5 choices for fast food and they all serve only breakfast until noon.
>>29946005
>he can't make meat patties and burgers
Heh
>>29945881
A&W serves burgers all day
making a burger isn't so hard.
also here's a nice tip, put butter inside the patties and toast them for a little.
also fry some onions
those two little things will make all the difference.
>TFW on a diet
>TFW Poorfag
>TFW can't go out and get delicious greasy fast food whenever I want
Guess I'll just eat this shitty bowl of oatmeal with some fruit, fuck diets. Sometimes I'd rather just die from cardiac arrest and being overweight and shit, but sadly too many societal benefits rely on being skinny. Not only do you have a better chance to get a girlfriend but you get better choices of women, if you're a fat fuck then chances are you'll only attract fat/ugly women who might be 5/10 at best.
>>29946413
Go to hell, roastiecuck.
