why are you not muslimming yet anon?
>arranged marriage tfw qt3.14 is arranged for you
>no cheating gf because she will die by punishment
>no need to spend money on going chasing girls
>not unemployed, and actually have a meaningful life and carreer, because women not allowed to work and steal jobs from men.
>no distraction from stacey as all stacey is wearing similar burka
>no traffic jams or uncapable drivers on the road as women not allowed to drive
>allowed to have upto 4 wives simultaniously tfw.exe
>no stress to chase after women, or jobs, so plenty of free time to study fine arts, or read literature
>afterlife promising lots of virgins to have seex with
see you soon in muslim land anons! we are waiting here to welcome you.
tfw when no comfy muslim
>>29945187
dont forget to mention the free tendies - pork not allowed, so tendies all day every day
>>29945187
because I'm not a faggot like OP yet
What does a non muslim have to do to convert? And how soon will i get a gf then???
>>29945187
>implying arranged marriages are a good thing
>tfw muslim
>tfw only offered arranged marriagesto female cousins
Hehe, you know the marriages aren't forced like poo-in-loo ones are, right? The bride still has to agree to marriage.
>>29945422
You have to get cut, then declare Allah as your God, pray 5 times and that's really it. Go vist your local mosque for indoctrination.
>>29945501
>tfw incest with cousins is not frowned upon
incest allowed? check!
pedobear approved? check!
win/win. where do I sign up OP?
>can have 4 wives
>b-but everyone gets a qt effortlessly
No. Abdullah al'Shekel-Sheikh gets to have 4 wives. You get to join ISIS and blow yourself up because robots and other non-chad Muslims don't get wives, nor are they allowed to masturbate.
Islam has great family values, but don't think this'll somehow make life easy for you. Only Chad wins, regardless of culture.
is islam really a meme religion? sounds veeeerry nice tbrqh
it would still be nice that a robot could ask his dad to arrange marriage with an underaged niece!
>tfw lots of virgins are waiting for me in heaven
if pic related converted before retribution day he could have been in heaven, dead as a marter, but fucking all the stacey virgins he was denied during normal life
>>29945187
Islam would be top-tier religion if it wasn't practiced by filthy Arab animals.
Call me when there are 99% white Muslim countries with high GDP.
