>See people using Tinder
>Download it
>Put three pictures up of myself and swipe some chicks
>Literally 10 seconds after 6th swipe I get a match
>Organize a date this week
>I used Tinder for 10 seconds and got a date
So /r9k/, why aren't you taking advantage of the modern dating scene?
>"dating"
its an app for girls to get free meals, anon
have your tried it while being ugly and socially retarded and NEET?
I haven't, but I can easily calculate that it wouldn't work.
>>29944865
Chad, please go away, please.
You have a very specific type.
because for most of us its impossible to get a match? or only with really ugly girls..
thats why tinder is pointless
>>29944865
wait those aren't the same chick
>>29944865
>I don't have any good pictures of myself
>I'm scared of people
>>29944865
tinder whores are ugly on the inside.
>>29945056
>>29944951
>>29944992
Lmao , just try it man, you never know until you dwebs try
Girls on Tinder are just as insecure as you are.
>>29945134
>LOL XD look at me guise I have a tinder match
>We made a date hurr durr
>Implying it wasnt a bot
>Implying she wasnt fucking with you
Use the app for a week before you make assumptions, fucking newfag.
I'm only interested in dating girls who were born and raised in Japan or Korea. Tinder doesn't seem like a place to find them.
>>29945161
Stay mad niggerboy
>>29945241
post matches bitch
>>29944878
Haha, good point about the meals
>>29944865
Because I'm not a chad, now FUCKING LEAVE
>went to UCLA
Fuck out of here
First I gotta state how I shouldn't be on 4chan. Full on normie.
Got laid twice from tinder in college.
>>29945134
I instslled that shiy like one month ago
I give like to literally every girl
Not a single match
What the fuck i'm doing wrong?
I can be THAT ugly? Really?
anything that involves a cell phone or social media i will never ever take part in ever.
so i guess im never getting laid.
>>29944865
>See people using Tinder
>Download it
>Put three pictures up of myself and swipe some chicks
>Days later and countless swipes I get a match
>It's a bot
> continue on just swipping at this point don't care about looks standards are now rock bottom.
> get a match, say hello no response
> another few days later
> match, ghosted after 3 messages
>Used tinder for over 6 months under 50 human matches
>0 dates
>self esteem now : nonexistant (dating sites seem to have that negative effect on me )
So /r9k/, why are normies trying to provide false hope to with tinder?
>>29944865
That girl is such a qt. I can only dream of getting matched with someone so pretty.
>>29945370
You make me feel so good sir.
>>29945439
I hate you Chad. I hate you..
>>29945490
http://www.tineye.com/search/b182d33142adb479c460d4dd35d4e7fc4204792d/?pluginver=chrome-1.1.4
Seriously
>Take good pictures, take some outside and find some with friends or having fun
>If you can't then take a good selfie , just smile
>Make your profile description interresting, not simple shit actually write your interests, hobbies and where you are in life
>Smile
It's so easy , i'm giving you top tips
Because I'm too hideous to appear in a photo.
>10 seconds
It was a bot you dumbass
>>29945432
>slighty chubby guy post her profile
>LMAO, LOSE HEIGHT
>FAT
>>DO EXCERSICE
what the fuck is wrong with /soc/? How they can be so fucking hurtful?
>>29945648
Because he's fat you retard
>>29945648
*weight
Sorry i fucked up, i'm a bit drunk
never got a match, mind you im using 1 old picture
i know that if ill dress normal and take a picture next to a nice car ill get matches, but fuck that i just want to get my dick wet
>>29945750
>never got a match, mind you im using 1 old picture
>but fuck that i just want to get my dick wet
What? These two things don't match, get your head out your ass and apply yourself.
That seemed like either got lucky or you are a good looking guy.
>>29945802
yeah i know i can easily get a duffle bag and sunglasses and stand on a mountain like an asshole, but i don't feel comfortable lying about my lifestyle just to get some ass
i know its acceptable, but comeone its stupid
>>29944878
First post always best post. Good job anon.
>>29945848
Looks like you're not getting some ass. If it's so bad just go out etc and meet girls that way
Tinder is crap. Other dating apps give way better results. I just downloaded one app that got 7 matches in a day
>>29945935
really then but isn't it the same shit as tinder?
the first thing a woman see is your face, before she even hears your voice. so id imagine real life to be exactly like tinder
Been using it for 7-8 months now still no dates. Fuck off normie.
Enjoy getting butchered up by a cereal killer
Go troll somewhere else, Chad.
>>29944865
>So /r9k/, why aren't you attractive
fixed
>>29944865
Didn't know about it. Was recently single after a 7 year dead bedroom relationship when it came out but somehow didn't find out about it even though I spent all my time online. Got a gf the old fashion way by asking a coworker out in person. Dating 3 years now.
>you will never be an angry, military trained BLM supporter with an M4 gunning down police
why even live
You have to connect your Tinder account to normiebook don't you? That's my main reason for avoiding it.
Plus I don't have the faintest idea how to take a good picture of myself.
>>29946192
Damn too bad it wasn't an m4 nigga
I Don't go on tinder because my partner makes me wear costumes like the one pictured.
>>29944865
>dating
its an app for girls to fuck 20% of the best looking guys.
kind of exactly like real life.
>>29944865
I don't like taking pictures of myself.
>>29945958
well what was the app then you faggot?
You know I had matched with at least 20 girls on tinder and okcupid, set up dates with 12, and had 2 actual dates.
Most likely she will flake.
I tried it but rarely got matches. The few ones I did get I tried talking to them. I didn't get further then a few lines before they just stop talking to me.
I used up all the matches in my state so I just deleted the app.
Kinda makes me jealous due to the conversations I see some Chads having on it. Where the girls are pleading him to talk to them. I'll never have that experience because of my shit looks.
>>29945648
Would you rather them lie to him? I'd want people to tell me the solid truth what's wrong with me. If it's my hair, height, weight, clothes, etc.
>>29947370
That's actually pretty good desu. 10% success rate is better than whatever the fuck it would be if you just went up to randos and asked them out.
>>29944865
>install tinder
>swipe max every day
>month later uninstall tinder after 0 matches
>>29944865
Stop shilling your shitty app. Tinder is shit.
>it's a shill trying to get desperate bots to pay for tinder plus episode
Fuck off Jew
Does anyone here actually fall for this viral marketing?
>>29944878
>use Tinder
>match with 5/10 girl
>show up late to date
>don't order food when I meet girl at restaurant
>watch her eat her food and comment on how her potatoes look lovely
>make excuse to leave early
>fast walk to car
>drive away as fast as I can
>takes me 4 hours to get home because I get lost
Tinder is overrated my robo friends.
I don't have a normalphone so not compatible with all the normalfag apps like tinder.
>>29944865
Its not going to get me anywhere.
Women don't like NEETs because money is super important to them.
>met females online before
>they all lose interest the second they find out you aren't making any money and are living with your parents.
I'm not getting a job just so I can throw my money at a woman. Fuck it.
>>29945210
>why am I so alone
>>29945323
>Why do you think I am weird just because I want to live like some caveman from 1998 who missed every important social development that also affects the way we work, live, connect and stay in touch?
>>29949131
>You're weird if you don't upload all your personal info to the Internet, goy!
>>29949078
Dude, some advice:
No one gives a shit about your money because you live with your parents. No one can fuck you without your parents hearing them fucking their son whom they made by fucking each other once.
It is weird. Really.
I just started a week ago, already got 4 dates lined up, i-is this what it feels like to be a Chad?
>>29944865
because, at best, i still look like shit
even with filters, angles and light options, even with weight loss and gymfagging, i look like total shit and there is no way in the world any girl would even consider fucking me.
>>29949172
Are you kidding? Having a smartphone doesn't mean you have to do this. You are using the internet right now if you didn't notice. Using apps to chat and work is pretty standard and involves none of your dick pix
>>29949218
i was very sad when his character had to die, he was my favorite right behind Kogami.
>>29945210
It's the only place I can find them.
>>29949218
You'll be formally handed the title of Chad after you successfully place your peepee inside all for of them.
>>29944878
I've only heard one or two stories where this was the case. I don't think it's common at all.
The girl would have to be poor or homeless to figure that scamming some guy she met on Tinder for a moderately cheap meal is a good idea.
If a girl is investing sometime in their day to meet up with you, she probably wants more than just a free meal.
>>29949252
He was definitely bro-tier, this faggot made for a poor replacement.
>>29949281
I honestly feel pretty guilty talking to multiple girls at once, like I'm cheating on them or something. But I just reason that they're probably doing the same thing. I'm sure I'll spaghetti at least one or two of them. Or fall in love after the first date like the hopeless idiot I am. But i'll do my best for you brobot
>mfw thats bot the same girl
>white women
Word of advice, download the "tinder flame" app as well so you can see who has liked you. It's not the most reliable thing in the world but it definitely makes things easier.
>>29949202
Thats not advice, thats stating something I already know. But they do care about money if I don't mention living with my parents.
>Either way neets are screwed even if the girl manages to look past height, uglyness, austism, etc.
>>29949376
Is is on android or only on IOS? I can't seem to find it.
>>29944878
>not going dutch
tinder is fine if you live in a civilized country
>>29945134
right lol jsut b urself lmao XDXDXD
>>29944865
I've swiped 4000 girls on tinder, matched 30, met 2 and both were fat.
you are in the top 20% of men. you're lucky.
>>29950034
did you fuck those fatties?
>>29944865
Because Tinder Don't work in israel.
Israeli girls berely use it and if so only for chad
>>29950056
one of them was attractive enough and i fucked her for 3 months.
the other one was morbidly obese and had a face like a rotten jackolantern. her photos made her look thick and cute, but in real life she was a nauseating wreck. I politely finished the pot of tea i bought and went home.
>>29949335
I'm the same. I thought it might be narcissism at one point. I thought that my time and attention was too good to be spent on multiple people.
Baka. I'm not a robot.
H-heh. I'm just taking some alone time for myself.
:(
In about 1500 swipes I got 5 matches, met 0.
I think this is an improvement on my social life.
Been using Tinder for a few months, almost everyday.
Hardly any matches, vast majority of matches I do make are with spambots, the other never respond to my initial message and certainly never initiate.
Had a conversation with a decent cool seeming girl ONCE and after a few minutes of conversation she tells me out of no where she just got out of a clinic and/or institution for mental health and addiction problems. Great. A psycho.
That has been my experience with the app. Don't know why I have it installed. The large majority of the women on their are fat and/or ugly single mothers anyway and the ones who aren't some off as party whores. Seems like there is nothing there for a pretty normal guy like me.
>>29949524
Sorry I got stuck into a comic, I'm not sure about android, but there's also likespy and bonfire which basically do the same thing, but I think require you to pay after a certain amount of times.
>>29944865
>10 Seconds
>Get a date
My friend, that is not how this works.
>>29944865
>anon use Tinder therefore Facebook
NORMIES GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>make tinder a year ago
>only uggos and women of other nationalities I can't talk with
>swipe 20 or so women, nothing else
It kinda sucks using tinder in a small town, maybe things have changed now, but I'm even less confident I'd get a match.
>>29945134
>been on it for two years (on and off), one date, some numbers, never any traction
>>29950137
Hear it was good when it first came out and then degenerated into ugly beehive women commanding multiple male's attention and crying when the males actually met them in real life as they were a 6/10 at best and the male a 8/10 who quickly fled.
i'll be straight up and honest, i was a 10/10 cute chad and am probably a 8/10 with wealth now many years later. It seems early 30's are the prime time, you wouldn't believe how easy it is to hook up just talking to some chick in a store for example. As long as you stay in reasonable shape the real world is still the best circumstances for finding your life partner.
>>29950187
Thanks. I'm trying bonfire now. called something different on android but it's the same thing.
>>29944865
>Be ok looking, not fat, probably around 5-6/10 face
>Get tinder because I'm depressed and I need something to go right
>Spend about 2 weeks using up all my likes every day and swiping right ~60% of the time
>Finally get a match who isn't a bot
>Talk to her
>She's basic as shit and is just looking to "meet new people"
>Realize that that I'm probably not going to get sex from this painfully boring conversation
>Unmatch her, delete tinder
>Fap and think about how I will probably die sexually frustrated
>>29944865
Because you have to have a Normiebook account
>Why don't you just make one anon?
Because then people I know might find it and see that I've just been using Tinder
>having a smartphone or facebook account
get out normalscum
>>29950085
>face like a rotten jackolantern
Oh god that made me laugh. Holy fuck.
>>29950671
So what? They're probably using it too, and don't be so paranoid, you can make a facebook account with no name, no picture, with everything set to private, then make a proper account on Tinder. Literally all you need is a Facebook account, nothing actually carries over from it.
i matched 3 fat women and theyre so painfully boring
plus they all take hours to respond to anything
>>29944865
she has such a punchable face, terrible choice for the ad
>>29944865
It has to be that people like OP are just oblivious
I "match" girls relatively often, but their response rate is fucking terrible. Although I still think "hey, how are you?" is an acceptable way to start a conversation.
I've met like 3 people off tinder, all were fat, the first I fucked a few times before she got crazy and I stopped talking to her. The second I went to her house, fucked her once and we never spoke again. The third I went to a bar with, we did the pub quiz and never spoke again.
>>29950952
it really isnt a good first message. if you weren't horny how much effort would you put into responding to that? not to mention the matching difference where they've got easily 15 matches
>>29944865
I don't have good images of myself nor can I take good pictures, that and I just know i'll never get an answer. I don't want tinger to destroy what's left of my soul.
>>29950952
If you don't have athletic body or 8+/10 face this first message isn't good homie.
>use tinder
>overcome the anxiety of uploading my pictures for people to see
>swipe right on everything
>get no matches for a week
>reaffirm that i'm an ugly piece of shit that no woman wants and im a fucking loser
>uninstall
>feel worse than usual
Yeah, no.
>>29950999
I'd respond for sure, but I'm a guy, and don't have any choice in the matter. Ironically the few "first messages" that I have received from girls are usually in the form of "hey", "hi hows you?" sort of shit. Fucking double standards.
>>29951049
to be fair you probably took some really bad photos
i think you have to use glamour shots of yourself to get matches
Most of us are virgins and we dont want to lose our virginity to some slut on tinder
>>29944865
>used Tinder for 10 seconds and got a date
Congratulations of your self-realization that you were a Chad
>>29951049
Just do some tricks like these bitches from tinder. I've dated a badoo bitch once, she looked hot and irl she was a whale.
>>29949296
My roommate just spent $150 on dinner and drinks on a Tinder date. She didn't even kiss him, she only tickled his back when they hugged goodbye. She probably has no desire to ever talk to him again, and got $75 worth of food just by having a pussy.
>sign in with facebook
fuck you nigger, id rather use backpage and risk getting stabbed by a black tranny
>>29951205
What a fucking beta, if you see that bitch ain't interested or she's just a typical slut never propose paying the whole bill and pay just for your shit.
>>29950999
>>29951031
I use this too, usually doesn't get a reply. What the fuck else am I supposed to say? Just "Hey, wanna fuck?" I mixed it up a bit with like "Hey hey" and emojis and shit, but god damn do I have to be fuckin Don Juan to elicit a response?
>>29950548
You need to swipe right ALL the time.
Not 60%
Not 75%
100%.
Then you will have a slight chance of banging a fat chick.
why not just go to a bar and talk to some girls ? that's what I do and it works more or less
>>29951292
kek I would just say hey whats up
it is a mindfuck though and is annoying as hell
>>29951294
I see. Well, in any case I'm not trying that again.
At least not while I still have some dignity left.
>>29944951
jus b self
>>29951292
They're getting shitload of Hey messages from people and they're answering only the handsome ones. Ask her a weird question something according to her interests or photos, wait for the answer and after that ask her out telling her where and when as the only chance to meet you.
>>29951082
yeah, learn to upload pictures of not really you, learn to sell yourselves, like other half witted pieces of shit homo sapiens
>>29951294
that's how you put your hidden ELO in the dumpster
>>29951472
the problem with this is that they might meet and decide that they don't want to fuck, but you won't even get a single match if you just take an ugly blank faced selfie
all of the fat women do it too, you can tell pretty quickly
>>29951457
>ask her out telling her where and when as the only chance to meet you.
I'll keep that one in mind
>>29951365
Because whenever I do that, they're drunk, and get cold feet about meeting up afterwards.
Perfect example: I was out last Friday night, I spent most of the night with one girl, kissed her and got her number, "of course she was up for seeing me again" at the time.
I met another girl at the end, went to KFC with her, got her number, and arranged to meet up with her the next night. She actually asked if she could go back to my place, but her friend wouldn't let her, basically.
Next day, I text the first girl, her replies are as cold and unfeeling as the dead. stops replying after like 2 texts.
Second girl texts me at about 4pm, we were going to meet at 5. I'm too hung over to go out tonight :( we should meet up soon tho!
Okay, sure, I'll bite.
Wait until last night (Wednesday), text her and ask her if she wants to hang out today (Thursday). She responds that she's been "working like crazy, and is continuing to work like crazy for the rest of the week :/".
I might be being skeptical, but not a single day off? and no attempt to tell me when she might be free. We won't be meeting up.
This has happened to me countless times over the years.
Chatting up drunk girls isn't the answer.
>>29951626
The first rule about dating drunk girl is to not to text/call her day after but to wait otherwise they're seeing you as beta, just wait till next weekend and call her out but keep it as simple as possible
>Hey it's me, let's go out to x place and let's meet there at x
>>29951626
It doesn't matter if the girls are drunk. Or on Tinder. Or anything.
Girls are always, always, flaky. That's female nature. It doesn't matter how or where you met a girl, the odds of her flaking out before a date are high.
>>29944878
>thinks women shower, get dressed, put makeup on starting hours before the meeting and then drive for a free meal
You should at least tell yourself a legit lie like
"They are only looking for chads"
"She will cuck you anyway"
>>29951626
That's exactly what you're NOT supposed to do, you stupid bitch
Girls will flake at the latest times possible, for whatever reason they feel like. They are utterly inconsistent and untrustworthy. If you're meeting drunk girls, you HAVE to fuck them that night, or just don't bother
I'm a shut-in virgin and even I know this
>>29951810
Nah, that's bullshit.
>>29951899
>If you're meeting drunk girls, you HAVE to fuck them that night
Very smart anon
>Fuck drunk girl
>Get locked in jail for "raping" her
>>29951950
>falling for the /pol/ bait
You think every normie chad is getting arrested for rape on Sunday? Fucking hell anon grow a brain
>>29951964
>chad
Forgot where you are?
There is a special place in jail for robots who try to act like chad
>>29951899
>I'm a shut-in virgin and even I know this
How does it feel when the shut-in virgin knows more about sloots then you fuckburgers?
>>29951899
I'm a normie non-virgin and I agree with you 100%. You can never trust a girl to honor an agreement to a date. She will either make up some bullshit excuse at the last moment or ghost you. Just because you have agreed on a date and time and place doesn't mean shit - odds of her showing up aren't good.
anyone got any expert advice on how quickly you should try to get a date out of fat girls?
>>29952148
Just like with any other girls: as soon as possible.
>>29944865
why do those girls look the same
>>29952148
Fat girls are the easiest to date and fuck so if it's your peace of bread just go for it, you may even be autistic and start from how are you.
I'm afraid I'll see someone I know
>>29952338
I love that "How are you?" is now considered "autistic".
It's about time I just ended it all.
Can you fuck off with this normie shit?
>>29952428
You need to stand out from the start. If you have a good looking pic, then you can say anything you want as the intro. If not, you need to say something witty. Always good if you've read her profile and can say something related to it.
how do i find milfs? tinder is forcing people close to my age on me
>>29945210
Tinder Plus my man.
>>29944878
>be girl
>get free stuff
>>29944865
I don't get Tinder what about if I get matched with a family member or a neighbor it'll be weird
>>29950548
This was literally the same experience I had. Being a failed normie sucks.
>>29949055
some real bait shit here
>>29951896
>expecting female behavior to make sense
It is you who are misguided.
>>29953060
why would you swipe right on a family member or neighbor?
>inb4 robot incest fantasies of finding their sister on tinder and getting a mutual swipe right.
>>29953268
I know it sounds like bullshit but it really happened.
too many fat girls on tinder, think they have the power
>when a fatty ghosts you coz she says your too fat for her......
So why doesnt /r9k use dragonfruit, its made for guy like us
>>29944865
I met a trap off Tinder once, didnt know until our date.
>>29954173
living the dream right there, greentext it
BUT DID YOU MATCH???????
>op worthless smegma
post when you actually have a date with her
