Tell me about your gf
>>29944068
She's a better perdon than I am.
I'm amazed at how forgiving and understanding she is. I admire her so much.
>>29944493
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM
LEAVE OUR BOARD AND GO BACK R/4CHAN
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
She's a two dimensional being
>>29944068
Bang bang, she shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
Love the girl. So calm, so sweet, so cute.
She cooks and cleans; an angel.
sheonly lives in the 2d world
>>29944730
Was that self inflicted?
if so dude is fucking brutal.
>>29944068
She has a small mind and sub-par social skills, a waiflike body, an OK face, Portuguese and not quite pretty as your common pretty white girl. They do have great asses though and she has one of those. Very dainty feet, her second best feature. She's very nice to me. I never had that "wow I need to have her" feeling with her but I'm settling for her having that feeling for me now, which she does. I'm not used to being so desired. It happened once before with the girl I lost my virginity to but she was a 5/10 and I had to try for better because I'm shallow. I constantly wish I was with one of those women who make my heart skip a beat just looking at them. Sometimes it isn't even just their looks but their fun and flirtatious personality. My gf is strongly introverted and it has led me to become moreso than I was. I had made a lot of progress before dating her but it's all reversed now. She is a blowjob and ball sucking machine. She likes to feel inferior and like a possession. We don't live together and don't sleep together but I'm used to it and it makes the time alone we do get special.
>>29944068
she can be annoying sometimes, but shes cute and sucks dick like a champ so can't complain
What's up with all these normies polluting my autism containment board?
>>29944068
I'd say her one defining trait is that she's bipolar. I can handle it though, because I'm very controlled/borderline autistic when it comes to emotions.
H-Cup irl, pretty much heaven
>Normie makes a thread telling robots they can't post there
>I post anyway
Who else /devilish/ here?
Top tier tits, average ass and face, dumb as fuck, gets annoyed quickly, can be cute as all hell, messy but once in a while surprises me and cleans the house. Greatest attribute is definitely mother-like mindset and wide hips. Worst attribute I'd say being dumb/gullible/watch fucking Idiot Shore on MTV. settled for a 6/10.
She's intelligent.
She gets my off brand of humor.
She holds a lot of the same views I do on the world
She wont let me cum inside her
She is a god damn hero
She was a pedo victim
She has minor daddy issues
Her brother killed himself, and she still manages to be a delight.
Pros: nice and intelligent, pretty, tall and slim, loves sex
Cons: chestlet, not good at blowjobs
>>29944965
Was thinking about doing what you just did earlier
didn't though. you're a devilish, scumbag son of a bitch, but I like (You)
Not a girlfriend but whenever I go to her house, she ends up telling me to take my pants off so she can anal punch me and shove dildoes in my ass. Now my ass is completely ruined and I haven't fucked her once. This is all our relationship is based on now but I keep going back in hopes I get sex but it's always just me getting fisted
>>29945492
You're supposed to train them. I even had a spot, the cement steps on the side of her house in the late evenings. You tell her to move her tongue side to side across your dick a lot, to keep her mouth tight, to keep her teeth away, and to try to take more. If she isn't good at the motions you get her to be good at taking you in, and you supply most of the motion. I didn't consider mine to be as good as my ex but now she's better. And she was as entertained as I was by the fact that we had "dicksucking training" sessions beside her house.
>>29945600
haha I hope this is for real wtf
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>>29945492
FUCK ALL OF YOU NORMALFAGGOT SCUM
I CAN'T HAVE PIECE FROM YOU NEITHER IN REAL LIFE OR HERE
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEE
>>29944068
She's awesome. Anything in particular you want to know?
She is a nurse.
She is cute and has big boobs and has a very sex drive
Ask anything you want to know about her
>>29944068
She is nice, but get a bit jealous when I talk to people online. She gets depressed easily and is always afraid I'm going to leave her for someone else. Our only real problem is that we have nothing in common.
she's an ecologist
actually reasonable and rarely shouts or gets mad except in the morning before her coffee
pretty much got the same sense of humour
feels good coming home to her
>>29945072
>She was a pedo victim
you forgot to list that she's also a BPD slut who fucks literally every guy who pays attention to her when you're not around.
Mine is 5 years older than me, pretty well opinionated (read: racist) she's funny, but can be loud and she intimidates people, especially when meeting them for the first time due to how forthright she is.
On the negative, she's very clingy and I can tell she is quietly fuming whenever I talk to another woman, definitely struggles with jealousy issues. I get the "I don't know what you see in me" speech at least once a week from her as well.
Good thread 2bh, hello to fellow normies
>>29945808
>is always afraid I'm going to leave her for someone else
That's pretty much true for evey girl I've ever dated. No matter if they appeared to be extremely confident, no matter if they were average looking or super cute, what they all had in common is that they had a deep-seated fear of me leaving them.
