haha
nobody has ever found me attractive
haha
I've never had a close relationship with another human being
hahahah
nobody could ever love me
hahaha
isn't that just so funny?
ahahahaha
you should laugh because it's so funny
hahaha
I'm absolutely worthless filth scum
hahahaha
what a funny joke!
hahahahaha
we all laugh at the funny joke
hahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahaha
Are you okey anon?
>>29943712
You havin' a stroke there senpai?
hahahahaha
funny joke
i like /r9k/ because it's a chronicle of people's descent into madness
>>29943712
Fucking autism man, why don't they just kill you guys as soon as you're diagnosed?
>>29943712
i understand. i feel like crying and killing.
I feel it. It ain't makin' me cry, but I feel it.
>>29943739
You don't even know the half of it
>>29943712
This reminds me of the time I drank a bottle of whiskey and was hysterically laughing for an hour on the floor after cutting myself, leaving a stain on the carpet that my best friend found when he came home from work. Had to move away after that
>>29943739
Yeah. Frankly it's about time for most of us.
>>29943787
>this is what this world can do to you
Thats pretty funny op
Hahahahaha...hahaha..ha
>tfw you can't make anons feel better because their lives are even shittier than yours and any advice you can think of sounds like the garbage normies spew at us
I want to help you, I want you to feel better. I want those arrogant normie cunts to be in the gutter. You don't deserve this, if there was such a thing as karma the world wouldn't be this way
OspoilerC
>>29943712
>tfw 12 girls had interest in me since last year and I was too autistic to notice/do anything
Facial exercises are real lads
it's ok i love you
>tfw you're chad as fuckI've never had a single relationship in my entire life and noone has shown any interest towards meI just want to hear someone say that they love me and actually mean it
>>29943787
>now he is worthy in the eyes of society
>>29943853
You can help us by shooting us in the head one by one.
>>29943933
I want to know what it's like to be desired.
I want to be able to fantasize again about someone actually being able to look at me and genuinely say they love me.
No matter how hard I try I know nobody could find me attractive.
>>29943956
Don't fall for the attractive meme, anon
People rate me 7-8/10 but it's all about being good with words
If you're even a little introverted you might as well give up
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>>29943964
Oh how difficult your life must be...
>>29943986
Life isn't difficult, being loved is
>>29943964
Speech skill = 2
Who the fuck invests stats in Math when they're making a child fucking hell mum.
>>29943820
Whiskey doesn't do that to people
>>29943986
>Woman pretends to have social anxiety
This meme makes me sick tooby onnisfam.
>>29944069
Women do have social anxiety but it doesn't matter because so many guys come up and approach them and make them feel comfortable that all their troubles go away.
>>29944113
you're a retard. a woman with social anxiety does not feel better when people approach her. she feels extremely uncomfortable and tries to get away as soon as possible. and that's if anyone bothers to come near her in the first place. they usually don't when you won't make eye contact because of anxiety.
>>29943986
A woman with social anxiety wouldn't buy such clothing
>>29944133
Have you ever had a pretty girl approach you? You can't even use capital letters and you have the audacity to call me a retard?
Let me break it down for you, the only reason I'm not a virgin is because I've had multiple girls ask me for sex. I've always been too nervous to approach girls, losing my virginity didn't solve my social anxiety like you retards seem to think. The difference is not on me but the people I came into contact with, some people I just freeze up on and other people know exactly how to let me relax and feel comfortable around them. In fact the best sex I've ever had was when I completely froze up, I was already hard but too nervous to do anything and she did all the work and it was undeniably one of the best experiences I've ever had. Now switch genders around and you'll see exactly why women do have social anxiety BUT it doesn't matter. It's the same reason they get turned on when they get raped.
>>29943787
left is the after pics, r-right?
>>29944416
go fuck yourself normalfag whiner
>>29943853
I feel the same way anon. I wish all robots could meet up and be really comfy together, helping each other out. Who knows, maybe some "fembots" would take our virginity.
Any anons want a hug?
>>29943956
This. It's why I'll never pay a hooker.
>>29944069
>>29944113
women are coddled by society and the nature of relationships means they'll have a much better chance of getting a partner, even with mental illnesses.
Seriously go on forums for people with anxiety and depression. Most of the women have normie BFs, whereas most of the men are pretty robot tier.
>>29943712
HAHA I KNOW
HAHAHA I STARE IN THE MIRROR AND MANIACALLY LAUGH AT MY REFLECTION THEN BECOME FILLED WITH AN INCREDIBLE EMPTINESS EVERYDAY
HAHAHAHA IT FUCKING HURTS SO GOD DAMN BAD THAT I HAVE TO DROWN OUT THE SCREAMS WITH MY LAUGHTER JUST TO KEEP FROM KILLING PEOPLE IN THE STREET
LIFE SURE IS HILARIOUS
>>29944416
>had sex
gtfo here subhuman scum, before I splash my starbucks latte all over your chadface
>>29943986
Delete this image
>>29944833
>before I splash my starbucks latte all over your chadface
he really was insane wasn't he
>>29944907
I thought that was the funniest bit of his story desu
>>29944416
>I'm not a virgin
Stopped reading there.
>thinking you're a robot
>>29944416
Why post on a dust sweepers thread on an iranian fine rug enthusiasts board when you can go out there and spread sex all over your town?
>>29943712
Mile jesi li to ti?
>>29943712
hehe, heh..
hm, xd
funny commercial water
