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What's goin on lads
>>29943507
Car's fucked, don't have time to fix it until the weekend, i have no friends. How are you OP?
>>29943507
Sitting in a tent freezing my nuts off in Canberra. Snowed yesterday morning ffs and was made to sleep outside last night.
>>29943507
at work doing a pisseasy job for my bro. literally just open doors for clients and i get 10 bucks an hour. Finally broke my 6 year NEET streak
i always come in high on morphine and i smoke a cone before i drive here. it's awesome.
>>29943523
At least you've got a car. My driving's shit, noone respects a man who can't drive.
>tfw male and you fucked up your driver's test
Thank god noone fucking knows but me old folks
>>29943550
it took me five tries before i got mine, don't give up and when you go for the test get the same instructor each time
>>29943550
my friend took 7 tries. We al thought he was trying to get attention by failing because he told everyone all the time with no shame.
i passed first time. I should've failed but it was christmas time and the instructor was merciful. I even drove on the wrong side of the fucking road for a bit and still made it.
>>29943507
Sitting at home eating bread.
I ate 18 Woolworths bakery bread rolls today.
>>29943572
>>29943599
Thankyou friends, this does mean alot to me
>>29943612
sometimes bread is just the best, most simplest food ever. Other times it's bland as fuck. you gotta be in that bread mood.
I go to woolworths because they're the only peopl who sell reeses peanut butter cups. I love those shits so much
>tfw u just got your L's at age 23
feels like its just never going to happen.
>>29943633
They sell Reese's peanut butter in the jar now.
I eat it with a spoon.
Is it true that Chinese are buying up Australia? A sort of gentrification. Where White Australians can't afford homes and are forced out to ghettos of some sorts?
>>29943738
Yes it's true. There are Real Estate agencies where they don't even speak English. Just Chink bird-language.
>>29943703
nearly 23 and just started getting lessons after years with L's
I can taste the delicious plastic P plate already
Driving is for normies.
hj
>>29943703
Shoulda waited 2 years, you don't have to do it for as long, no do you have to have a passenger if you're over 25.
>>29943738
Partly true. Most of it is just an artificially inflated house market due to middle class business owners taking advantage of a tax cut to buy more then one house. The China buying up Australia thing has more to do with them owning a lot of agricultural land/ mining corporations and that sorta thing. And the 'forced out to ghettos' is a complete lie. Sydney is just making massive suburbs in Western Sydney where housing is somewhat cheaper albeit majorly shittier, hence people move out there because its afforadable yet still 'in' Sydney.
Someone in Adelaide kill me
>>29944036
If you're gonna die, might as well travel. Fly up to Sydney and I'll kill you
>>29944036
Why can't you kill yourself? Just jump off something high.
>>29944041
I have no money.
>>29944128
Is there even a tall building with moderately easy access to the roof in Adelaide?
>>29944184
Just jump off a multi-level car park.
Psychiatrist wants me to enrol in tafe to make some friends, establish a routine, adapt to stress and pressure.
I enrolled in commercial cookery cert. iii. Time to get made fun of and embrace it i guess
teach me how to get laid
>>29944036
why?
adelaide posters are top smart
>>29944455
Just beeee yourself ,'8^)
>>29944455
Go to a brothel m8.
Playing AoE2 and drinking
>>29944283
>Time to get made fun of and embrace it i guess
eh at least you're making an effort brah. I don't know much about TAFE but that cert at least sounds like it could be applied.
>>29944480
but im autistic retarded neet
>>29944494
legit live in bumfuck nowhere matey no brothels
>>29944502
>but im autistic retarded neet
k well then you're going to remain a virgin lol, the fuck did you expect from us?
I need to find somewhere to do pro-bono work as part of my law course and I've literally sent out about a dozen emails with CVs to different places and have yet to get a single response.
Its the pain of jobseeking except for volunteer work instead.
>>29944510
some kinda zyzz speech or something brah
we all gonna make it
>>29944502
How many out of 10 on the looks scale are you m8?
>>29944515
Are you ethnic?
>>29944521
hmm probs a 6 I reckon
>>29944518
Glad he died. Now the bosybuilding craze is slowing somewhat
>>29944533
>a 6 I reckon
Oh dear.
How many inches in the trouser fronts m8?
>>29944530
I'm white but my first name and surname are scandinavian,
>>29944551
9.5 inches
measured a few weeks back
>>29944557
Is Scandinavian considered ethnic? Did you go to a private school?
>>29944559
Bullshit m8.
>>29944530
Mate I'm white and I've had more or less the same experience as OP. Jobs are legitimately thin on the ground at the moment, and thats coming from someone with a decent CV.
>>29944515
I did see some jobs in China for law students with living expenses, flights and visas paid for, as well as a monthly pay check if you want to travel/ get chink poon cheap/ cheap durries/ cheap everything.
>>29944551
no idea tbqh
less than 6 inch i think
>>29944579
>less than 6 inch
Oh dear.
Are you a fatty too?
Is the guy with the squirt.org profile from the other night here?
I am still dreaming of his dick.
>>29944571
Dont you hate the ethnics enrolled in uni? Fucking asians
>>29944593
I used to be heaps skinny till I quit work like 3 months ago now im like skinny-fat ~70kgs
>>29944455
>wanting to pass on your robot genetics
You're not supposed to get laid, natural selection is taking place. You and most of the people on this board just happen to be unfortunate victims.
>>29944612
You do realise most of the people on this board are just nromies with normie problems right? Robots are the minority here.
>>29944569
I went to a Catholic all boys school in a white area near Sydney, so I was always considered ethnic there just because of my name.
>>29944610
Is your hygiene good?
Does your dick smell?
>>29944638
Hoew many generations has your family settled in Australia?
>>29944647
yeah I shower everyday brah no smelly dick
I pretty much dont leave the house and when I do try to engage in conversation I have nothing to talk about
>>29944680
hire a hooker then
>>29944697
my shitty little bumfuck town doesnt have hookers
>>29944713
Whats wrong with living in regional Australia? Seems like a pretty chill place. I would give it a go if i wasnt such a hermit
>>29944725
>Whats wrong with living in regional Australia?
Bogans. Everyone's on ice. Little opportunity to get out. Jobs are hard to come by unless you know someone. Bogans.
>>29944725
its alright
mega limited on things to do... and like jobs that are available. like either work in a supermarket or fast food or be a tradie and thats it
>>29944672
My parents migrated migrated here in the 80's and had me soon after. My dad killed himself when I was 16 and my mum doesn't speak english very well, so I have to spend a lot of time translating for her. I have an australian accent so you wouldn't be able to tell either way.
>>29944607
Hahahha not really, I'm doing Asian languages, so its kinda handy. Not to mention there's virtually none of them doing Asian languages seeing as they already know them.
>>29944749
Sounds like there's a lot of easy birds. Is this true? At least you dont have to put up with ethnics
>>29944749
Pretty muhc, If you grow up in the town you still won't be a local. My family is considered a newcomer to the town and they've been here since the 80's. The 1880's.
>>29944778
Link to course? I want to learn chinese too so i can get a job there
Friday tomorrow. Can't wait to do the same thing I do everyday.
>>29944764
How can you afford to pay for catholic school?
How were you able to pull yourself together and end up studying law?
>>29944789
>At least you dont have to put up with ethnics
honestly I'd take quiet asians and the occassional obnoxious leb than have derros screaming down the streets every night.
Girls are easy if you're selling drugs. They're really not the girls you want to be fucking though.
damn, I love Aussie accent
why wasn't I blessed with the opportunity to have it
>>29944811
http://courses.mq.edu.au/undergraduate/degree/bachelor-of-international-studies
Here you go anon. It also goes over global economics, political trends and social change, so its not solely a language course. I plan to do the same, live overseas once I've finished. Dunno where, realistically could be anywhere seeing as Chinese seems to be taking over English as the global language.
>>29944828
Catholic school isn't necessarily that expensive. I had a friend who was from lower middle class upbringing who managed to get their entire family through (he had like 5 brothers/sisters) without too much effort.
>>29944868
Trust mate, its fuckin shockin.
>>29944184
There used to be that golf driving range up on the roof in Rundle Mall but that closed down.
Don't do it though, anon
>>29944850
>quiet asians
Im sorry but a lot has changed since 2012 for asians. At least in Sydney, asians these days are obnoxious wealthy types showing off their $150k cars daddy bought for them (im assuming their parents bought it for them)
Remember when asians were just known for slaving away in restaurants? They really dont know their place. They suddenly think they're better than everyone now
Also by asians i mean east asians such as chinese and koreans. Not filthy jungle asians.
>>29944920
tbqh i like it more than british accent
i feel like it's normie as shit
>>29944828
>How can you afford to pay for catholic school?
Because I had good academic grades in primary school and the catholic school knew about our family's financial situation, I got a scholarship where I only had to pay 25% of the regular rates.
>How were you able to pull yourself together and end up studying law?
I don't even know t.b.h, I just managed to get a decent ATAR plus some credit points and didn't know what else to do so I just went into law cause it seemed like a generic degree.
>>29944909
Damn i dont want the entire degree i just want to learn chinese. What textbooks are you using to learn?
Getting back into wow. Leveled my erp main and now I'm fucking around waiting for the patch. Finished with overwatch, fuck getting my ass stomped in every match by cunts that much better then me.
Also, its taken years and years but I'm finally feeling unhappy with my weight. I gotta do something about this
>>29944956
You should be able to find a course in basic Chinese anywhere man. https://www.languages.unsw.edu.au/courses/other-languages/mandarin?keyword=chinese%20language%20course&matchtype=e&gclid=CjwKEAjw8Jy8BRCE0pOC9qzRhkMSJABC1pvJhyVlamlILcATIKly3sMNwbjsUIdcIeVohbcPICymYxoC8f_w_wcB
Straight up first thing that came up on a google search. They often hold free courses at Community centres too.
>>29944991
How much weight are we talking m8?
>>29944991
Just begin by walking, and smoking helps with hunger cravings. I mean, maybe its a bit far, but smoking has managed to starve me well enough for my life. I was skinny then and I'm skinny now.
>>29945036
>smoking helps with hunger cravings
Jesus m8.
>>29944991
You're not going to do shit brah. Most people fail to lose weight. It's extremely difficult to lose weight on your own with no support.
You should've just kept on refining your skills in overwatch so that you could play in tournaments to make a living out of it.
>dkn du inte pratar svenska
kanns dalig m8
>>29943633
You can also grab them at the reject shop mate
>>29945020
Do you notice any difference in terms of personality with chinese from china and chinese who grew up here? The chinese from china are way more fun to be around. Who would've thought.
>>29945029
at least 120 by now
>>29945036
yeah. I'm leery of smoking, its killed my mother. But I do get you, a bit of practice and I won't feel the hunger outside eating time
>>29945051
>refining
I wasn't getting better. I was halfway tolerable at lucio. I'm an idiot and don't know how to actively improve. As for the weight, well yeah. This is the third time I've yo-yo'd. I have literally nothing to maintain myself for, no gf, no desire for one and only now feel a vague annoyance when my gut gets in the road
>>29945105
I must admit, most of the ones from China I've met have been really cool guys. But admittedly I've also met some really annoying ones from China, as well as really annoying Chinese-Australians. Because there's so many of both type though, its easy to surround yourself with the good ones and forget the bum steers.
>>29945050
Well, it does though. Like if thats where the issue is. I used to eat a shitload of food, but then I started smoking and I now generally eat 2 meals a day instead of 3 +snacks. Not that it really made much of a difference to my weight mind, seeing as I'm genetically skinny. But it did make food cheaper. Although on the other hand, I now have a smoking habit. So probably evens out.
>>29944749
Sounds like Rockhampton or one of them fuckholes.
I used to live in a small town for 3 years. worst 3 years of my life. I seen:
>A pregnant 13yr old
>2 people killing their mums
>Some cunt setting boats on fire
>Countless suicides
>Some flog throwing his boat motor in the river? (fuckin crackhead i recxkon)
>About 75 car crashes each year (population only like 30,000)
>Ice everywhere. You couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting an ice addict.
>The worst of the worst tattoos and fashion trends
>The pubs and clubs are full of cowboys (Even seen some cowboy boots on the dancefloor)
>Every mother who grew up there is your classic soccer mum cunt with the "i wanna see ur manager haircut"
>Girls thinking there fucking top shit only 80% gained about 40kg in the 3 years i was there\
>>29945221
How many cigs do you smoke a day m8?
>>29945221
Well there's shitty people in all cultures but the chinese-australians feels so fake and overly polite. Whats your experience with them?
>>29945164
If smoking killed your mother, remember that obesity kills a lot of people also, and is something you should avoid like smoking. If your reason for not smoking is health, then use the same reason to not be fat.
>>29945266
a good point. But irrelevant. Nothing short of immediate pain gets through, unless I'm rigid and suicidal with agony my weight exists almost as an abstract. I -need- to build the habit of eating less and then, exercise. I've lost weight before and understand the ease of it. But..I donno, if something thows me off my rythem I just snowball to hell and take months to haul myself out
Oi lads whats the cheapest way to get pissed?
>>29945316
Fuck outta here you alcoholic
>>29945327
cmon m8 im just practicing our national tradition
im a patriot
>>29945256
Well, I've met some like what you've said, fake, but in my experience I've run into lots of white australians that are the same, and I think its just got to do with people being raised to value being liked over being honest. It seems to be a growing trend imo. Personally I like people being honest, so anyone I run into who acts fake around me I just drop them and remember them little, and don't pay them much mind.
>>29945236
Depends, either 2-4 or 7-10. If I'm in a particular mood, 30>. Before you say how do I afford it, I buy them duty free off the net.
>>29945316
Goon. Or cheap aldi wine.
>>29945333
What are you talking about? Fuck your aussie culture. It's full of ethnics now. You can't even speak english when you walk into a shop anymore. You must speak ethnic-nese. Pauline hanson was right all along.
buncha fucking losers.
anyone here from adelaide?
>>29945394
semaphore reporting in m8
>>29945336
Chinese-australians came from cantonese speaking families. Cantonese speakers are ass kissers to those they perceive to be better than them.
The recent influx of chinese are from mainlain China therefore they dont have those asskissing traits.
You dont often see chinese-australians driving the cars the chinese from China drives. Fucking shit tier bootlicking chinese-australians
>>29945394
Some dude was earlier, he was looking for someone to kill him. I'm sure he still wants to die if you want to help him out.
>>29945361
I hate that you're right. Who in fucks name made the push for this multicultural bullshit? We've become a nation of cucks, judged by the world for the actions of our animal subspecies and whenever we step out of line. Accept a couple less mudslime rapists or slant-eyed cunts
>>29945400
you wanna suck on my scrotum, cunt ?
>>29945400
>semaphore reporting in
adelaidefag here again.
anyone wanna lick my ball sweat for money?
>>29945409
depends if your balls are wrinkly or not
Townsville reporting in cunts
>>29945448
dey r smooth as eeeeeggz
>>29945405
Dude, you're a bit late. Australia became multicultural ages ago. Post WW1, massive influx of German Immigrants, Post WW2, massive influx of Italian and Baltic immigrants, post Viet Nam, massive influx of Vietnamese/Phillipino/ Indonesian/ Thai/ Cambodian immigrants, 1980's, middle eastern immigrants, 1990's, more middle eastern immigrants, Yugoslavian immigrants. The only place that mostly dodged all this immigration was Queensland, hence why they think its a recent phenomenon. We already accept less refugees then most of the rest of the civilised world. Any less and we'd just be Queensland, the country. A bogan shithole that's only contribution to the world is town planners, coal miners and civil engineers.
>>29945233
>tfw from Rockhampton
>>29944612
>implying that natural selection is moral or even natural in a world where degenerates are paid to have children
Welcome to the baby bonus
>>29945481
f-f-fuck you! bringing your facts here...r-r-redditor!
>>29945481
We used to be extremely picky about who we accepted.
Also we used to have an expectation that migrants would assimilate and leave their bullshit behind them.
>A bogan shithole
A bogan shithole is better living than what 90% of the world's population experience.
Things can get much much worse. Just look at the negroes destroying Melbourne right now. So few of them and look at the damage they do.
>>29945481
I dont care for european migrants i just want the asians and middle easterners to fuck outta here. They cant even speak the fucking language. Fucking indians, fucking Chinese
>>29945481
>a bit late
under 30 m9-1 add in quasi-NEET and yeah. I don't keep a lot of track of shit
>queensland
My state. The biggest thing I remember hearing about was that lebo rapist beach riot
>queensland: the countery
I'd rather be a nation of bogan scum then asaia 2.0 mixed in with pigfuckers
>>29945541
>f-f-fuck you! i love my bogan shit hole! why dont you go back to R-R-REDDIT!!!!!1
>>29945541
>black people
Wait what? You have a significant black population in Melbourne? Lmao, we murica soon. First comes the gooks driving up housing prices hen comes the blackies. My god, this will never end.
>>29945562
Yea, lets all have chinese business signs with employees speaking not a lick of fucking english. Lets have a mini-china guys. Fucking ching chongs. No wonder westerns are moving to China, they know their country is fucked
12 minutes till my 20th birthday woohoo
>>29945543
My grandparents couldn't speak the language, most of my older family couldnt speak the language. Why the fuck did they not have a right to live here. Hating on Asians and Muslims is just another trend that follows the familiar pattern of xenophobia that my family had to put up with. Who gives a flying fuck where you come from, it doesn't make an ounce of different. We're all still fuckin human. Italian immigrants eventually became an accepted part of Australian culture, jsut let the same happen to the new ones.
>>29945625
Happy birthday m8
Have a good one
>>29945631
Feel-good sentimental tripe.
>Why the fuck did they not have a right to live here
For the same reason I don't have a right to fuck your sister.
>>29945631
Oh look its a fucking Chinese-Australian.
>>29945570
The house prices are driven up by whites and jews fucking around with negative gearing mate. The only place house prices are affected by chinks coming into Aus is the Gold Coast, which is a den of scum and vice anyway and should be flattened for the hive of degeneracy it is anyway.
>>29945625
Happy future birthday anon
>>29945595
>tfw every ching-chonging dog eater you've ever seen in the flesh jabbers in gookspeak. None speak english well, or at all
>>29945664
I'm not you moron. I look as white as you do, mostly Italian-Irish-German, blue eyes brown hair. I have no Asian heritage at all.
>>29945668
Just learn chinese. It's pretty much going to be a necessity in 20 years, might as well start learning now. Australia's 2nd de facto language.
Fucking parasites
>tfw you have a full blown panic attack now every time you're in a social situation or with new people
>>29945643
Thank you muchly
>>29945711
>parasites
"learn my moonspeak! m-muh cyberpunk future"
don't you have some garbage to eat or a dead relative to worship?
fucking gook
>>29945704
So why do you feel asians and muslims have a right to fuck up this country?
>>29945667
Thank you from the future!
>>29945743
http://youtu.be/ZBdYvN49eRU
Go to 2:05
>>29945801
why? because you need youtube to fail to argue the merits of your mud-scrounging race?
>>29945747
They've been here for ages mate. This country is fucked regardless of their presence. The miners are corrupt, most of the initial licencing went to white Australian mining companies, then Chinese big business jumped on the bandwagon. Overfarming of arable land and unwise land use has been happening for years, mainly by white Australians. What Asians and Muslims are doing to this country is nothing in comparison to what we've already done, the only difference is its easier to scapegoat them for our own failings.
Not to mention, what right did we have to fuck up the Middle East, and thereby cause them to all come rushing out.
>>29945825
What? The lady is a fucking hero
>>29944940
>showing off their $150k cars daddy bought for them (im assuming their parents bought it for them)
I took this outside of Sydney Uni a few months back.
:^)
>>29945426
I'm not from ADL but I am staying here atm, in the city.
How much are you willing to pay and how sweaty is your ballsack?
>>29945994
Eh, perhaps it belongs to some disgusting, fake, 50 year old bimbo slag with fake tits, fake tan, botox etc
>>29945316
There's an alcoholic ginger beer going round that's like 6 standards in a long neck size, can't remember what it's called, something about sheep or some shit but it's delicious and cheap as fuck.
Otherwise get yourself a slab of tinnies and get to work.
>>29946255
try find the name out pal.
>>29946298
Found it, Fat Little Lamb or Little Fat Lamb Ginger Cider, 8% 1.25L 3 for $20.
>>29946354
cask wine is still cheaper senpai
>>29946408
Doesn't taste half as good and you don't look like a twelvie.
>>29945994
>personalised number plate
>PINK personalised number plate
>"luxury SUV"
>SUV for city only driving
>probably never even uses the extra space
>TERRIBLE park
Consider me thoroughly triggered.
>>29946421
Who the fuck cares how you look? Everyone on this board is a robot and will only be drinking at home, alone, anyway.
Also add a little orange and mango juice (the one you buy off the shelf) and it will taste top notch!
>>29945994
Haha the porsche macan is an absolute joke. I'd rather walk, not a word of a lie.
>>29946698
Well then you're watering down goon, which means it takes longer to get pissed and costs more money as well as not being nearly as nice as Fat Little Lamb.
>>29946698
>orange and mango juice
He's not gay.
>>29946758
>thinking alcohol should taste nice
>paying more than 33c per standard drink
>>29946816
>Not enjoying alcohol
>Not willing to pay a little more for something much better.
>>29946851
>enjoying anything ever
>having disposable income for nice things
>>29945994
Looks more like an Eastern Suburbs daddy's girl car to me.
