>tfw born Italian
>natural good looks because Italian
>high levels of testosterone because Italian men are the most Alpha white race
>every women on earth wants an Italian man
>greatest culture on earth
>the best food on earth
>bronze gods when tanned
>attractive dark bad boy features like dark hair and eyes
>born with an innate ability to be extremely charming personality wise
>master strategists , able to keep calm and patient until opportunity to strike is available
>dignified
[struggling to use turd size fingers to pick a cherry]
Why do dey gotta make da lid of da jar so small???
Waiter: Sir, that's a plate.
>>29943496
What's your height, though?
>>29943496
>every women on earth wants an Italian man
except for italian women lmao
>>29943717
>le manlet meme
Did I go into a time machine that took me back to 2013?
I'm sorry but everyone nowadays realizes girls do not care about a man's height and that it's all just a made up meme spread by virgin loser tall people who hate their lives. It's been proven time again and again, through research and personal experience from people that girls couldn't care less about a man's height.
Meh, only the north of italy is worth it
OP is American and has one, maybe two grandparents born in Sicily, guaranteed.
>>29943777
I surrender my outdated opinions to those lucky trips
>>29943496
>tfw am italian robot
how can one be such a fuck up?
>>29943496
Go back to the roman empire and you might be right
Italy nowadays is about as good as Spain
>>29943496
>italy
More like North Africa
Lmao
>>29943778
>>29943826
>>29944107
These.
le originalio pastalio pizzario
>Italian
>White
kek
>>29943954
>what is the renaissance
yep, rome, venice and florence never did anything important, only the roman empire
mediteranneans are the master race, germanic barbarian scum destroy everything they come in contact with
>>29943496
>>master strategists , able to keep calm and patient until opportunity to strike is available
italians are dogshit at war m8, everyone knows this, it's a big /int/ meme even
>>29944220
Are you prepared to admit the same of Germanic northern Italian rape babies?
South Italians = Real Italians
>>29944279
italy was conquered left and right by germanics so the whole place is filled with germanic rape babies
sicily is mudshit rape babies
>>29944272
italians were great at warfare before guns became a thing
the city states were pretty top tier at war
>>29944272
Italians sucked major dick in the World Wars. They should have left the fighting to competent countries.
And I hate their fucking aircraft.
>>29943496
>ywn experience 2006 ever again
Hold me Italianbros
>>29944292
At least the "mudshit rape babies" can look to their history and remember how they weren't raped by the equivalent of skull fucking skirt wearing Africans today
Die off with the Germans, false scum
>>29944410
pala payada...!!!
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BADAPEELBO!
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>>29943757
Not OP, italian and
THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>italians
>get called niggers
>have been doing stuff like this for a thousand years
>still get called niggers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_settlement_of_Lucera
