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Sum up your life with a single image robots
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>>29943211
If you insist

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>>29943211
god damnit that image always makes me smile or laugh
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>>29943211
>mfw i'm literally ending my life in a few weeks
just sorting out the last of the paperwork now, waiting for the last form to come in the mail so i can fill it in
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>>29943211
Not like I have anything better to do

No really, I don't
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>>29943489
Why anon?
Is it that bad?
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>my life in the most literal nutshell
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I did not ask for these feels, OP.

oregano comment.
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This is all original content ariitten bkibd
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original image and original post
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Overwhelming sadness and existencial crisis.
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>>29945362
this would've been my choice, fuck you for posting it first

anyway, here's the next most appropriate one
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>>29943211
A lot of times it feels like pic related
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that's me and my best friend 4chan right there
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every girl i fell in love with already had bf
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I'll stick with what I posted yesterday
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I already ordered the helium tank n shit
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>>29943211
i'm literally doing this pose right now
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>>29945746
dude, if you're gonna kill yourself at least do it without wasting an incredibly scarce and irreplaceable resource

helium is running out, we can't make/get more on any meaningful level and it's incredibly important for research and medicine as a coolant
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>>29945814
Why should I care, I won't exist in 1 day or 2
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>>29945855
it's not you that matters in this situation, it's all the others who haven't decided to kill themselves and you're making the world just that little bit shittier for them
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>>29945814
this is a legitimately insane response with zero edginess. i commend you. 10/10
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I embraced the darkness for too long and now it's impossible to see any other view.
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my life is almost okay right now but the thing is, due to my mental illness and diseased self it will be taken away as soon as I reach my quota of failures (which is soon because I have already fucked up so many times)
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>>29945870
Everyone else made my life "a little bit shittier" I think I at least deserve a bit of helium to go painlessly
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>>29945934
>some kid two continents away who can't get an MRI to scan for their cancer because the MRI won't work without cooling helium made my life shittier so I deserve to use this resource more than them to end my life
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>>29945917
jesus christ is that pic really what normies believe?
>just choose to be happier
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>>29945954
Oh well at least I take that cunt with me
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I'm strangely fine with this.
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>>29945917
>that picture
>implying you can just simply choose to be happy and are in total control of your life
This shit pisses me off to no end and whenever a normie lectures me on something like it i want to punch them in the face.
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>>29943211
tbqhwyf this is definitely an original statement
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It has all gone wrong and all that remains is to face the consequences.
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>>29946106
Ducks can fly though.
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>>29945917
>you have to choose to be happy
>normies actually believe this
I am beyond fucking mad now.
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>>29946163
but you could be happy if you wanted.
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>>29946006

Have some fucking balls and jump off of a skyscraper or blow your brains out, you selfish shit.

If you can't be arsed to get at least a bit of carbon monoxide or whatever for your 'painless release' so that someone else who wants to live can benefit from the finite amount of helium that you'll be sucking, you don't deserve a painless end.

I fucking hate selfish cunts like you. I want to end my life and all, but it's sure as hell not going to be at another's expense when I go to do it. People like you shouldn't have been born in the first place.

You're not "entitled" to a goddamn thing in this world.
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>>29945970
just choose to look at the good things in life regularly. you might not be happy with yourself but you'll be satisfied with your place in the world and how it looks.
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jus b urself
Oregano Pepperoni Pizza
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>>29943211
give me the job
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>>29945970
Yes, because normies always fail to understand how lucky and privileged they are.

I was born into a family where my mum is a emotionally damaged closet lesbian. Me and my siblings are all above average intelligence, but all of us have moderate to severe learning difficulties of some variety.

All of us have or have had depression at some point and continuing emotional difficulties due to my mum being a entirely self-interested emotionally-unavailable sow.

Only one of us made it out of college/uni with any qualifications due to chronic mental health problems and none of us have any long-term career prospects.

It is not simply a case of choosing to be happy.
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>>29946274
>talks about privilege
>went to college
>biggest issues are his feelings about his mommy, and not paying attention in class

normies only fail to realize how much better the world would be if we just got rid of people like you.
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>>29943211
I think this one sums things up pretty nicely
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>>29945970
>>29946163
>tfw I do have the choice and I still choose the life of an autist
Not sure if this makes me a normie or a cyborg or whatever term you want to use.

I wish I could give my average looks and bare minimum functioning social skills to a robot who wants it more, it's not like I use them anyway.
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>>29946197
Well aren't you a little hypocrite you piece of shit. Who gives you the right to say whether anyone is entitled to something or not. If I, or anyone else for that matter, has been driven to the edge, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF WE'RE GONNA WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS EARTHLY RESOURCES YOU GODDAMN CONCEITED CUNT
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>>29946274
>above average intelligence
>learning difficulties
are you a downie?
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As an aging, lonely minimum wage slave with no friends this manga was a revelation.
Kurosawa is my personal saint
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>>29945917
Fix'd

ThisIsSoOriginalHowAmISoOriginal
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>>29946428
>mfw "above average intelligence" is 100% of the time code for "i'm retarded and have never excelled at anything"
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>>29946197
Shut up ho, the consequences of death by falling on the people that see it happen are way worse than an MRI inconvenience. In 2 days you will have a massive change of heart about yourself
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>>29943211
Every morning.

oreganios
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>no one will ever save you from. Your hikkimori ways
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so this is it, i drink 4 of these at day
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>>29946428
No, because that refers to a specific malformation of the 21st chromosome. I have a number of different disorders from the specific learning disorders and across the autism spectrum
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At stage 4 right now
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>>29946548
why does this shit make the loser seem innocent?
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>>29943211
>tfw clinically depressed at age of 9
>tfw first genuine suicide attempt at 14
>tfw best (and only) friend left me
>tfw last suicide 'attempt' in about 3 weeks time.
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>>29946548
at least he got a job
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>>29946435
>am I as noble as that ant?
>you will never become a champion/defender for a bunch of homeless rejects

>tfw the manga isn't actually over, and Kurosawa is still alive
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>>29946418

>imma waste finite resources that others who don't suck at life could benefit from because I'm a speshul snowflake and deserve it fer all of my suffering

>>29946448

No, I actually give a shit about humanity. Which is why, when the time is right, I will remove myself from the population in a sustainable fashion. The likelihood of a motherfucker falling on a pedestrian is very small, and they can negate that factor by diving off of a goddamn bridge. This is not Amelie, for christ's sake.
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>>29946651
>you will never become a champion/defender for a bunch of homeless rejects

I lterally yelled at that ending. It was god-like.

I've been reading the new kurosawa...
In my opinion i think that there wasn't a need to continue the series however it's not that bad.
I mean, it's not as good as the first one but it's pretty decent.
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I've been ready to die for over twenty years
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>>29946621

Because he is you fucking piece of shit normalscum
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>>29946662
Stop wasting taxpayer's money and kill yourself.
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>>29946623
>last suicide 'attempt' in about 3 weeks time.

At least read the bible beforehand.
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>>29946933
fuck off
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not originality
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>>29943211
I wish I could just not have to post a comment because it would have delivered this picture better
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