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When you havent fucked a girl in many years that you feel like
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When you havent fucked a girl in many years that you feel like it never happened and youre a virgin again
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it's been one year
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>>29942640
This is cyborg talk.
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>>29942640
iktf bro who /virgin since 2013/ here?
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WOW I know this feeling
It's been like 3 weeks and I already feel like a total loser
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5 years. And I damaged my pc muscle too so dunno what will happen. I can legit blame that though.
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GET OUT YOU FAILED NORMIES AND CYBORGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I was celibate for like two years, so I can relate. All I can say is that you just have to go to as many social gatherings as possible, force yourself to talk to new people, and get obnoxiously drunk. Eventually you'll meet someone keen and you just have to leave your comfort zone and go for it
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its been almost month i cant deal with this new virginity
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>>29943805
>celibate for like two years

>normies unironically think this constitutes suffering
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>>29943216
I got my last blowjob in August 2013.

>tfw I got two warts on my dick a couple of months ago

how the fuck?
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Kill yourselves, failed normies. You don't know what real suffering is.
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>>29943805
>and get obnoxiously drunk

Maybe it wouldn't take 2 years if you were pleasant to be around.
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>>29944786
>get on my level of suffering
It's not a competition m8.
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Make list of all the things keeping you from getting laid.
Start working on things on list.
Some will be changeable, some won't be.
Eventually you will get to a point where someone will fuck you if your standards aren't too high. Eg if you can only improve to a 6 settle for a 6.
>(This advice may not work for everyone if you have some serious physical deformity or mental defect like watching anime or posting Pepe images)
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>>29944930
>be a virgin - loser
>be poor - loser
>be ugly - loser
>suffer more than you - lol it's not a competition :^)

WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING ADMIT THAT YOU JUST LOST YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG SCUM?!
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>>29945088
Why can't you admit that being less of a loser still sucks?
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>>29942640
I lost my virginity at 14 so it doesn't bother me too much that I haven't gotten laid since I was 23 years old. I am 27 now. Had sex with 5 different women but the amount of those times wasn't much and it is very spaced out in between the time. I am nowhere near a Chad's level. Which is why I am here amongst my fellow bots.
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>>29942640
When chad dies he won't have sex for billions of years. On the scale of the cosmos, we're all virgins.
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>>29943216
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>>29943644
>>29943805
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>>29945188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
gas the normies beta uprising now
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>>29943216
/virgin since 1986/

>all these dudes complaining that they've been virgins for two/three years
>i'm almost a wizard
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>>29942640
It was 2011 the last time I had sex and I've had multiple ECT treatments since and spent four days in a coma so my memory is really fucked and I literally barely remember anything about what it was like.
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>>29945085
1. horribly low self esteem
2. avoidant personality disorder

Oh wait, personality disorders are incurable. Nevermind. I'm fucked forever.
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>>29945088
I've noticed the way people treat virgin men is far harsher than they way they treat poor/ugly people.

>>29945188
oh christ, 5 women is pretty good going even for normies

get out REEEEE
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>>29945424
Also ugliness and height aren't curable either.
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Look at you fags, I bet you go outside and shit. Like talk to real people.
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>>29945424
Low self esteem can be effectively treated in 6-12 months with CBT therapy.
AvPD cannot be cured but is treatable with a decent prognosis if you are willing to put the effort into it. Also treated with CBT so you wouldn't even need to go to two doctors.
>any more excuses? Like your permabad attitude?
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>>29945304
Make me, robot.
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>>29945528
Ugliness can be delt with through several methods: eg fashion, grooming, physical fitness and developing a personality.
Height is simple: date a shorter girl. They are out there. Plus don't believe the meme. Most women don't care how tall you are. My last gf was taller than me and she begged me to marry her.
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>>29945594
>Ugliness can be delt with through several methods: eg fashion, grooming, physical fitness and developing a personality.

None of that will cure ugly facial features though. I already tried the fashion meme, haircut/facial hair etc. still a KHV. Tbh at this point I've given up so don't worry about it.
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>>29945559
I've been in CBT for 7 years now. I've gone to multiple therapists and have spent time inpatient at a mental hospital twice and have ton group therapy, DBT, and exposure therapy.

Fuck you.
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I wish all non virgin normies would die.
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>>29942640
>tfw held hands once
>tfw I remember it as a distant dream now and I don't remember how it feels to hold hands

kill me
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The last time I got drunk which was 4 years ago I got my dick sucked by a highschool girl on a golf course. Haven't spoken to a women that wasn't a family member since.
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>>29945638
I said dealt with. Not cured. If your face is busted you will never be Brad Pitt. But you may be able to improve your image so you go from a 3 to a 6 and railing six' isn't that bad.
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>>29945653
Sounds like you have more than avpd then faggot. People don't usually get committed for that. You sounds more borderline based on the treatments you received.
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>>29943216
Damn son, r u me? That was the last year of pussy for me. Since then she left me for a waiter at Applebee's and had a baby that was born on 9/11 (kek). I'm starting to forget what touching a grill feels like.
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are you me OP?

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